Jamie Foxx movie quotes

View Quote If I'm wrong you get an apology, I already used up my free ride for tonight.

View Quote I'm not Vincent, my name is Max! I'm a goddamn cab driver!

View Quote [after seeing the guy fall on his cab's roof] My man, you all right?

View Quote That must be pretty cool, to have the whole world see you like that. I wish I was like him; the amazing Spider-Man!

View Quote [to Spider-Man] You set me up. YOU LIED TO ME!!!

View Quote It's my birthday. Now it's time for me to light my candles!

View Quote You want me to play a black slaver? Ain't nothin' lower than the black slaver. A black slaver is lower than the head house ****, and buddy, that's pretty ****in' low.

View Quote [Amerigo Vessepi and Django are having drinks together after Vessepi's slave loses to Candie's in a Mandingo fight]
Amerigo Vessepi: What's your name?
Django: Django.
Vessepi: Can you spell it?
Django: D-J-A-N-G-O... the D is silent.
Vessepi: I know.

View Quote [Candie's family and friends enter Candyland after the funeral. As they enter, Stephen sings "In the Sweet By and By"]
Lara Lee Candie-Fitzwilly: Cora, would you prepare us some coffee?
Stephen: Sheba, you help her.
Cora: Come on.
Stephen: In the sweet...
Django: [singing in the shadows] "...By and by." [walks into view] Oh, y'all gonna be together with Calvin in the by-and-by, just a bit sooner than y'all was expectin'. [shoots the plantation hands as they draw their guns] Billy Crash! Now where were we? Oh, that's right. Last time I seen you, you had your hands on my— [shoots Crash in the groin]
Billy Crash: D-Jango, you black son of a bitch!
Django: The D is silent, hillbilly. [shoots Crash in the head]
Lara Lee: Oh no!
Django: Now, all you black folks, I suggest you get away from all these white folks. Not you, Stephen. You right where you belong. Uh, Cora, before you go would you tell Ms. Lara goodbye?
Cora: Do what now?
Django: I said, tell Ms. Lara goodbye?
Cora: Bye, Ms. Lara! [Django shoots Lara, knocking her into the next room]
Django: Y’all you two run along now. [Cora and Sheba flee from the mansion] Stephen, how you like my new duds? You know, before now I didn't know that burgundy was my color.
Stephen: I count six shots, ****.
Django: I count two guns, ****. You said in 76 years on this plantation, you seen all manner-a shit done to ****. But I notice, you didn't mention kneecappin'. [shoots Stephen in his right knee]
Stephen: Oh God! Mother****er! Damn it!
Django: Seventy-six years, Stephen. How many **** you see come and go, huh? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand? Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninty nine? Every single word that came out of Calvin Candie's mouth was nothin' but horseshit. But he was right about one thing: I am that one **** in 10,000. [Django shoots Stephen in his left knee, who collapses screaming]
Stephen: You son of a bitch! You mother****er! Oh, sweet Jesus, let me kill this ****! You ain't gonna get away with this, Django! They gonna catch your black ass. You gonna be on the wanted posters now, ****! The bounty hunters is gonna lookin' for you. You can run, ****, but they gonna find your ass! And when they do, oh, Lord, what they gonna do to your ass! They ain't gonna just kill you, ****! You done **** up! This Candyland, ****! You can't destroy Candyland! We been here! There's always gonna be a Candyland! [Django lights the fuse to a batch of dynamite and exits] Can't no **** gunfighter kill all the white folks in the world! They gonna find your black ass! [Stephen laughs hysterically] Django! You uppity son of a... [Mansion explodes]

View Quote Jewel: Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
Linda: You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
Tulio: What?
Linda: ...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
Jewel: [she and Blu are running away from Nigel] Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Blu: Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel: [notices a crate] Duck!
Blu: No, ducks can fly.
Jewel: No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
Blu: You see, who needs flying?
Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Blu: Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu: What?!
Rafael: Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on glider: No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah… fun…
Mauro: You 2 are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu: Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Rafael: Come on, can't we all just get along?
Mauro: This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
Spoonbill: You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Other Birds: AND US!
Pedro: Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
Little Green Bird: [panicky] I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
Pedro: [battle cry] Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Linda: How do you know?
Fernando: Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
Linda: You?!
Fernando: I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
Linda: But, Fernando, I trusted you!
Fernando: I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
Rafael: [flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
Blu: That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel: Okay...
Jewel: Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got something against dogs?
Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition.
[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Jewel: Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Blu: Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel: I...
Nico: [he and Pedro fly down towards them] Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu: What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel: No, that's not what I meant.
Blu: Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel: Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
Pedro: [to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel] Awkward…
Rafael: [to Blu and Jewel] Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
Blu: You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Pedro: Hey! That's a little too far.
Nico: Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu: Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
Jewel: [angrily] Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
Rafael: No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
Nigel: [catches Jewel as she is flying] Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Jewel: Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Nigel: Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
Jewel: Let go of me!
Pedro: [as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force] Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
Nico: What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
Pedro: "Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Nico: Blu, help!
Pedro: Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Blu: Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
Rafael: I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
Blu: But I thought you loved Carnaval.
Rafael: I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
Rafael: [Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival] Blu! Blu! We found her!
Pedro: She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Rafael: Come on!
Blu: Let's go get Jewel.

View Quote Blu: "Natural instincts." [scoffs] There's nothing natural about being thrown halfway across a room. Well, I'll show him. Hmm. [reading a book about flying] I can do this. I just have to work out the physics. I have quadrated my vector angles. I have adjusted for wind shear. Positive reinforcement. Good. Okay. Let's see. Flaps open.[opens his wings] Perfect. Landing gear. [wiggles his claws] Check. Tail flaps. [flaps his tail] Operational. And, actually, not bad. [as he prepares to fly for the first time] This is it. Let's fly. Just keep it simple. Thrust, lift, drag and weight. Thrust, lift, drag, weight. [speeds up to get off the table] Thrust, lift, drag, weight. Thrust, lift, drag... W-w-w-wait! [gets scared and tries to stop himself, but instead falls from the table] [screams] [sighs, screams] Ow!
Linda: Blu? [To Blu] I promised I would always look out for you, didn't I? And have I ever broken a promise? [Blu looks at Linda in worry] I'm scared, too, but I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do. What do you say, Blu?
Linda and Blu: [mitate booming explosion]
[she holds out her hand in a punch, Blu touches his beak and punches his claw to her hand in agreement]
Linda: That's my big, brave boy. And we'll be back before we even know it.
["Let Me Take You to Rio (Blu's Arrival)" plays]
Linda: Your turn, Blu. You don't want to get beak-burn.
Blu: [frightened gasp]
Linda: Whoa! What's going on here?
Tulio: You arrived in time for Carnival.
Linda: Carnival?
Tulio: Yes. It's the biggest party in the world. You know, a time to have fun and dance. [imitates rhythmic drumming]
Linda: [laughs] Oh, my. Is she a performer?
Tulio: No. In fact, she's my dentist. Dr. Barbosa!
Dentist Barbosa: Oy! Don't forget to floss, Tulio. [laughs]
Tulio: You got it! Come tomorrow night, everyone will be dressed like that.
Linda: [chuckles] Not me.
Nico: ♪Oba, la, la, la, ya E, e, ei!♪ E ai? Tudo bom?
Blu: Oh. Um, oh, right. Uh, yeah. Aah! Uh... [slowly] [Nico and Pedro approach Blu] I am not from here.
Pedro: Hey, Nico. He's a tourist.
Nico: Funny, you don't look like one.
Blu: Really? I... I don't.
Pedro: Except you got pigeon doo-doo on your nose.
[Blu wipes the sun cream from his beak]
Blu: Oh, oh, oh, no, this is just SPF 3,000.
Nico: So are you here for Carnival?
Blu: Oh, actually, I'm just here to meet a... a girl.
Nico: Oh, a girl!
Pedro: Yes.
Nico: Little word of advice: you make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.
Blu: Oh, right.
Pedro: Yeah, it's all about swagger. You got to puff out that chest. Mmm! Swing that tail. [makes swishing noise] Eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love hawk. [squawks]
Nico: But, first, we got to bust you out.
Blu: What?
Pedro: Yeah! I'm-a pop that cage open like a soda can.
[Pedro tries desperately to break the metal bar on the cage Blu's in]
Blu: No, no, no. Whoa! No, no, no, that's okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pedro: [grunting] You call that popping? Whew. This thing's robust.
Blu: No, no, no. No, guys., really. I'm fine. This cage is great. Love this cage.
[Pedro, exhausted, stops pounding the metal bar]
Pedro: Ta bom. Suit yourself. Hey, don't forget-- love hawk. [squawks] [he squawks and flies away with Nico] Bemvindo!
Blu: Yes. Yes, bem... [stammers] And... and to you, as well.

View Quote [dance music playing, festive yelling]
Birds: [laughter]
Kipo: Hey!
Nico: Welcome to paradise!
Rafael: Some party, huh?
Blu: [as they enter a club full of birds dancing and thumping with music] This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvious health code violations.
Rafael: [laughs] I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense.
Nico: E ai, galera? All right, everyone, listen up. Rafi has some special guests from out of town, and let's show them some love, because I don't think they get out much.
Pedro: Ya, ya, ya, ya, yo! Everybody put their wings together and clap 'em as loud as you can! Flap 'em, clap 'em. I don't care, slap 'em. [squwaking]
Nico: Party in the Ipanema, baby.
["Hot Wings (I Wanna Party)" plays]
Jewel: What are you doing?
Blu: Uh, I don't know.
Rafael: All right, Blu! Hey, she likes you.
Blu: What are you talking about? Haven't you been listening?
Rafael: No, but I've been watching. Just be yourself. Go on.
Blu: [gasps]
Little Green Bird: ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
Monkeys: [chittering and hooting]
Mauro: [from trailer] You two are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu: Yeah. [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak. He wipes it off.] That was meant for you.
Rafael: Come on. Can we all just get along?
Mauro: This isn't your fight, big nose. [laughs, gasps]
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
Kipo: You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Other Birds: And us!
Pedro: Yeah, little King Kong.
[The monkeys and birds have an intense stare-off]
Little Green Bird: [panicky] I don't know what's going on here. [flies off]
Pedro: [breaking a stare-off] BIRDS VS. MONKEYS!
[The birds charge in.]
Mauro: Get them!
[The marmosets charge in.]
All: [shouting, grunting]
Monkey: [laughs, grunts]
Pedro: Yippee-kai-yay, monkey man!
Nico: Yeah!
Blu and Jewel: [asps]
Blu: [grunting]
Jewel: [gasps]
Mauro: Ohh!
Monkey: Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Giddyap!
Rafael: [grunting] Missed!
Monkey: [hooting, whooping]
Jewel: We got to go! [gasps]
Kipo: Need a lift?
Blu: Whoa!
Nico: [gasps] [whooping] [as he hits one of the monkey's with his bottle top hat] [laughs] Ooh! Take that, you funky monkey!
Blu and Jewel: [laughing, whooping]
Blu: [chuckles] Thank you!
Kipo: Anytime! Whoo-hoo!
Pedro: That's what I'm talking about!
Blu: [as they've gotten away from the monkeys] Man, we threw down!
Jewel: Yeah, we threw down!
Rafael: You guys were like fire and ice.
Nico: Thunder and lightnin'!
Pedro: Hip 'n' hop!
Blu: Cheese and sprinkles!
[they all stop laughing and give Blu a strange look]
Blu: It's a Minnesota thing.
[they all laugh]
Rafael: You see? Nothing you say makes any sense.

View Quote And with the time I got left, I'm going to play my way. I'm 'a get my dollars up so when you start to waive me, trade, injured reserve me, or whatever the **** y'all do, I be worth ten what I was worth before I got here.

View Quote I look at those pictures on the wall, it just makes me sad. Its like a room full of ghosts. When I'm done with the game, or the game is done with me, I don't wanna be some ghost up on the wall, I wanna be more than that.

View Quote Maybe it's not racism, maybe it's placism. A brother has to know his place, right, coach?

View Quote Music is all I think about. From the moment I wake up in the morning... to the moment I fall asleep at night. I was born to play. It's my reason for living.

View Quote 22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark. Or even walking! I’m really good at walking!
Joe: [disapprovingly] That’s just regular old living.

View Quote Joe: You know, I don’t really have time for a relationship right now.
22: Oh yeah? Busy now? Wanna wait until you die a second time?
Joe: Ha ha. I can’t believe I’m taking romantic advice from an unborn soul.
22: I can think of worse.

View Quote Ah, please. Let me tell you somethin'. I was whoopin' Spider-Man's ass, he'll tell you. And then, he caused an overload. I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. I was about to turn into pure energy, and then... Oh, shit. I was about to die.

View Quote (To Doc Ock) I liked you better before. (Blasts him through window)

View Quote What's up, Peter? How do you like my new look? Look, you give it to me, I'm gonna destroy it! [Chuckles] But I'll let you live. Don't make me a murderer, Peter.

View Quote Look, here's the deal. You rob to support a drug habit. I do drugs to support a robbery habit.

View Quote What y'all gonna do? Belt out showtunes on the way to the job? You don't need a score for a score. You just put your **** foot on the gas and drive the goddamn car. That's all the music you need, folks.

View Quote Armie: We've met before, right?
Bats: I don't know. You're still alive, right?
Armie: Uh huh.
Bats: Then I guess we ain't ever met.

View Quote You a stray. You can do anything you want.

View Quote Regg, you can learn how beautiful it can be when you're off the leash.

View Quote Oh, we going to **** shit up.

View Quote Deena, you know why I chose you to sing lead? Because your voice... has no personality. No depth. Except for what I put in there.

View Quote Curtis Taylor Jr.: Who was the first artist to sing "Hound Dog"?
C.C. White: Elvis Presley.
Curtis Taylor Jr.: Big Mama Thorton. She had the number-one single on the R&B charts, but the white stations wouldn't play it, because to them it was just another race record.

View Quote C.C. White: Isn't music supposed to express what people are feeling?
Curtis Taylor Jr.: Music is supposed to sell.

View Quote Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother****er in the goddamn valley.

View Quote You are a Marine. There is no such thing as speech that is free. You must pay for everything that you say.

View Quote (to a reporter who heard Swofford say 'field ****') He said 'field fun!'

View Quote [To Shelton] As a prosecutor, I'm breaking all the rules right now, and I don't give a damn. Because I'm a father, I have a little girl. And what you did - bravo. The world is better without Darby and Ames. You're not going to see a tear shed from me, or anybody in my office. [pats him on the hand, and heads to his side of the desk] With that being said, I have a job to do.

View Quote [Clyde has just been granted bail]
Rice: Your honour, I would caution you not to do that!
[Clyde laughs and claps]
Clyde: Thank you!
Judge: Excuse me?
Clyde: No, I don't think I will excuse you. [to everyone] You see, this is what I'm talkin' about. You are about to let me go - are you kidding me? This is why we're here in the first place. [everyone looks at him in surprise] You think I don't remember who you are, lady?
Judge: I would tread carefully, Mr. Shelton.
Clyde: Well how carefully should I tread!? Because apparently, I just killed two people! And you are about to let me walk right out that door! How misguided are you!? I feed you a couple of bullshit legal precedents, and there you go - you jump on it like a bitch in heat! [The judge indignantly bangs her gavel repeatedly] Folks, you all hang out in the same little club!
Judge: I'm warning you! Mr. Shelton! You will be held in contempt of this court!
Clyde: [continuing] And every day you let madmen and murderers back on the street! You're too busy treating the law like it's a **** assembly line!
Judge: One more time! One more time!
Clyde: Do you have any idea what justice is!? Whatever happened to right and wrong!?
Judge: You are now in contempt of court! Remove this man from my court.
Clyde: Christ! Whatever happened to right and wrong!? Whatever happened to the people!? Whatever happened to justice!?
Judge: Bail denied! Bail denied.
Clyde: [being led away] And I bet you take it up the ****in' ass! Bitch! See you later, Nick.
Judge: Bailiff...

View Quote [Shelton is giving Rice his confession]
Nick Rice: That was you on video killing Clarence Darby, wasn't it?
Clyde Shelton: Yes, that was me.
[Nick sighs in exasperation]
Clyde: Okay, fair enough, that was me, Clyde Shelton on the video, killing Clarence Darby.
Nick: Not good enough, Clyde, I need specifics.
Clyde: I took his fingers with bolt cutters, his toes with tin snips, his balls with a hacksaw, and his penis with a box cutter. How's that for specifics?(!)

View Quote Now I bow down to the superiority of the opposite sex in many respects. But from time to time, I believe they should bow down to me.

View Quote Everything's so different down here you know, as opposed to being up there. Everything on the ground seems so small and passes by so fast.

View Quote Henry: Good-bye Eddy!
[Fires missile and misses]
EDI: Good-bye Henry.

View Quote But let’s be clear: It’s not about defiance, it’s about what a man will do for love. I stand behind you. Dean. Metaphorically.

View Quote Susan: I need happy. I need romantic. I need love, and I need it from you.
Kelvin Moore: You need Jesus.
Susan: Go. Go away now.