Staff Sgt. Sykes quotes

View Quote Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother****er in the goddamn valley.

View Quote I could be working with my brother right now. He's got a dry-wall business in Compton. Does the inside of office buildings — you know, the metal studs. I could be his partner. Said he'd give me that brand new Dodge Ram Charger — you know, the 318 Magnum? The beast? All indoor work, too, lots of AC. I could sleep with my wife every night, **** her, maybe; take my kids to school every morning. And I'd run his crews, too, probably increase productivity 40 to 50%. Make $100K a year. Do you know why I don't? Because I love this job. I thank God for every ****ing day he gives me in the Corps. Oorah.

View Quote You are a Marine. There is no such thing as speech that is free. You must pay for everything that you say.

View Quote You laugh, you die. Scratch your nose, you die. You shift your weight to take a piss, you will die. You want to shit, you better shit in your pants.

View Quote (to a reporter who heard Swofford say 'field ****') He said 'field fun!'