Golly bob howdy!
Buzz Lightyear
Tim Allen · 48 quotes
Rex
Wallace Shawn · 25 quotes
Hamm
John Ratzenberger · 22 quotes
Mr. Potato Head
Don Rickles · 22 quotes
Slinky Dog
Jim Varney · 12 quotes
Jennifer Davis
11 quotes
Andy Davis
John Morris · 9 quotes
Sarge
9 quotes
Bo Peep
Annie Potts · 8 quotes
Hannah Phillips
Sarah Rayne · 4 quotes
Toys
4 quotes
Sidney "Sid" Phillips
Erik von Detten · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Woody & Buzz Lightyear (32), Hamm & Mr. Potato Head (15), Rex & Hamm (14)
Toy Story quotes
Page 5 of 7Oh, ya big lizard!
I don't like confrontations.
Whiskers, will you get out of here! You're interfering with a search and rescue!
He's at it again!
Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur, like a leaf eater. That way I could play the, uh, dominant predator!
What's going on down there? Is his mom losing her marbles?
Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but they're here! Birthday guests at three o'clock!
Pig pile!
Yes, sir! [jumps down from the table and onto one of the drawers] All right, men. You heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move! Move, move, move, move!
It came! It finally came! "The Big One."
What's wrong, Sid? Don't you want to play with Sally?
Pizza Planet Guard You are cleared to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
Grace Phillips
What, dear? What was that?
Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay, everybody! Coast is clear.
[Woody watches as various other toys in the room come to life, including Mr. Potato Head] [puts his hat and nose back in their respective places]
Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
[The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk. Hamm the Piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot. Mr. Potato Head comes with his parts all mixed up]
Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
I don't get it. [walks away]
You uncultured swine! What're you looking at, ya hockey puck?
[He walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused]
Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
Sir! No, sir!
Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease. [jumps down from the bed and looks around] Hey, uh, Slinky?
[Slinky, a dog with a slinky spring between his head and back appears, pushing a checker board from under the bed]
Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
No. Slink...
Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.
N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.
Bad news?!
[holds Slinky's mouth shut]
Shhh! [The toys stop and look at Woody, and Slinky] Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.
Got it.
Be happy.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.
Robot [Snake hides under the bed]
Hey!
[He reaches under the bed and brings Snake out. An Etch-a-Sketch walks past Woody who stops in a Western battle way]
Hey, Etch. Draw!
[They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun]
Oh! Got me again. Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.
Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.
[The toys follow Slinky while Woody looks around]
Now, where is that... Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
I was close to being scared that time.
I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming across off as annoying.
Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing.
What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.
[She walks off, leaving Woody baffled]
Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front. [A bull dog egg toy lets four other egg toys out] Hey, Woody, come on.