Mr. Potato Head Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Most-quoted role: Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995), 22 quotes
Movies Mr. Potato Head Mr. Potato Head Ages three and up. It's on my box "Ages three and up." I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.
Mr. Potato Head That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbin' murderer!
Mr. Potato Head I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Mr. Potato Head Prepare to meet MR. ANGRY EYES! [Reaches into his back compartment for angry eyes, but accidentally puts on spare pair of shoes instead.] Raargh! Raar!
Mr. Potato Head You're not turning me into a mashed potato!
Mr. Potato Head You would not believe what I've been through tonight!
Mr. Potato Head But these toddlers... they don't know how to play with us!
They're too young!
Yeah, they're sticky.
Mr. Potato Head Remember all that bad stuff I said about Andy's attic? I take it all back.
Ya darn-tootin'.
You said it!
Staff Sergeant "Crapgame" Oh, him? Name's Kelly. Used to be a lieutenant. Pretty good one, too. Till they gave orders to attack the wrong hill. Wiped out half a company of GI's. Somebody had to take the blame and he got picked.
Well, what do you think, Oddball?
It's a wasted trip, baby. Nobody said nothing about locking horns with no Tigers.
Hey look, you just keep them Tigers busy and we'll take care of the rest.
The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is to let them shoot holes in me!
We just want you to keep them interested for a while, that's all.
PFC Moriarty Oh, man! You guys are crazy! When we was in the bocage country, we was assaulted by them Tigers! You know what I mean by "assaulted"? Well, I mean assaulted!
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
PFC Moriarty Crap!
All right, so it's a beautiful day. Now, let's get down to cases. The Tiger is an open-country tank. We happen to have these and a small town with narrow streets. And we do have the element of surprise.
Look, Kelly, a Tiger has only one weak point. That's its ass. You've got to hit it point blank and you've got to hit it from behind. Now we do not have the element of surprise. They will hear our Detroit motors long before we ever even get inside that town.
What if I can show you a way to get into that town so they don't hear you?
Crapgame Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you're chickening out!
To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich! Not some nut who takes on three Tigers.
Nobody's asking you to be a hero.
No? Then you sit up in that turret, baby.
No, because you're gonna be up there, baby, and I'll be right outside showing you which way to go.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Crazy... I mean like, so many positive waves... maybe we can't lose, you're on!
Crapgame?
Staff Sergeant "Crapgame" Whaddya want?
I want to talk to you for a few minutes.
Crapgame What about?
I have this deal I've been working on. I thought you might be interested in helping me out.
Crapgame What kind of deal?
A private deal.
Crapgame Hey, Harry, go get yourself a haircut. [Harry leaves] I hear Maitland's got himself a yacht and taking it to Paris. There's money in yachts. What does he want a yacht for?
Who cares, as long as it keeps him out of our hair for a few days?
Crapgame Okay, Kelly. What is it? What is it you want?
Well, I want 15 Thompsons, two .30-caliber machine guns, two bazookas, two field radios and enough supplies and ammunition to last a platoon of men in the field for three days.
Crapgame [sarcastic]
Oh. Is that all?
Nope! I want this Intelligence report for this whole sector and I need it in the next two hours.
Crapgame That's nice. What's in it for me?
A piece of the action.
Crapgame What kind of action?
Crapgame Oh, wow! Hello, Izzy? Yeah, it's me, it's me. Listen, get me a quotation for gold on the Paris market. Yeah, now and hurry it up! How much more where this came from?
Fourteen thousand bars.
Crapgame Fourteen thousand bars! Fourteen thousand bars! Fourteen thousand! Oh, wow, wow! Hey, sweetheart, have yourself a bottle of booze, you're beautiful! That's beautiful! Where is it?
In a bank.
Crapgame In a bank? You're getting pretty ambitious, aren't you? You think you could blow a bank and get away with it?
It's behind enemy lines.
Crapgame Behind enemy lines. [realizes] That could be the perfect crime.