Crapgame?
Whaddya want?
I want to talk to you for a few minutes.
What about?
I have this deal I've been working on. I thought you might be interested in helping me out.
What kind of deal?
A private deal.
Hey, Harry, go get yourself a haircut. [Harry leaves] I hear Maitland's got himself a yacht and taking it to Paris. There's money in yachts. What does he want a yacht for?
Who cares, as long as it keeps him out of our hair for a few days?
Okay, Kelly. What is it? What is it you want?
Well, I want 15 Thompsons, two .30-caliber machine guns, two bazookas, two field radios and enough supplies and ammunition to last a platoon of men in the field for three days.
Nope! I want this Intelligence report for this whole sector and I need it in the next two hours.
That's nice. What's in it for me?
A piece of the action.
What kind of action?
Oh, wow! Hello, Izzy? Yeah, it's me, it's me. Listen, get me a quotation for gold on the Paris market. Yeah, now and hurry it up! How much more where this came from?
Fourteen thousand bars.
Fourteen thousand bars! Fourteen thousand bars! Fourteen thousand! Oh, wow, wow! Hey, sweetheart, have yourself a bottle of booze, you're beautiful! That's beautiful! Where is it?
In a bank.
In a bank? You're getting pretty ambitious, aren't you? You think you could blow a bank and get away with it?
It's behind enemy lines.
Behind enemy lines. [realizes] That could be the perfect crime.
