Toy Story 2 1999 quotes

153 quotes · 17 characters
Toy Story 2 (1999) poster
Characters
Woody Tom Hanks · 34 quotes
Buzz Lightyear Tim Allen · 33 quotes
Rex Wallace Shawn · 23 quotes
Hamm John Ratzenberger · 22 quotes
Slinky Jim Varney · 17 quotes
Buzz #2 14 quotes
Jessie Joan Cusack · 12 quotes
Al McWiggin 9 quotes
Bo Peep Annie Potts · 7 quotes
Evil Emperor Zurg Andrew Stanton · 7 quotes
Mrs. Potato Head Estelle Harris · 6 quotes
Wheezy Joe Ranft · 6 quotes
Andy Davis John Morris · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Woody & Stinky Pete the Prospector (11), Woody & Buzz Lightyear (10), Buzz Lightyear & Buzz #2 (7)

Toy Story 2 quotes

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Al

Listen, fly boy, the contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year! You got that, sport? You be careful!

Airport clerk

I understand, sir.

Al

Do you have a 'fragile' sticker or something you can put on that? 'Cause I know what goes on back there.

Airport clerk

Don't worry, sir.

Al

I had a box of cookies once that came back as crumbs!

Aliens

You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.

Oh boy.

You saved their lives? My hero! Aren't they adorable? Let's adopt them!

Aliens
[Hugging Mr. Potato]

Daddy!

I'm sorry honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.

What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one step away from here, to there. [He points out the window to a yard sale.]

Geri the Cleaner

You can't rush art.

This is for Woody when you find him. [kisses Buzz]

Buzz
[clears his throat]

All right, but I don't think it will mean the same coming from me.

Wheezy

Mr. Buzz Lightyear, you just gotta save my pal Woody. [coughs]

Buzz

I'll do my best, son.

Bo

This is for Woody, when you find him.

Buzz
[She gives Buzz a long kiss] [coughs]

Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

Buzz #2

Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say... traitor?

Buzz

I don't have time for this.

Buzz #2

Will somebody please explain what's going on?

Buzz

It's all right, space ranger. [aside] It's a code 546.

Buzz #2
[gasps]

You mean it's...?

Buzz

Yes.

Buzz #2

And he's...?

Buzz

Oh, yeah.

Buzz #2
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]

Your Majesty!

Buzz Clone

I'll never give in! You killed my father!

Zurg

No, Buzz; I am your father.

Buzz Clone

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buzz

Are you still worried?

About Andy? Nah. I'll be fun while it lasts.

Buzz

I'm proud of you, cowboy.

Besides, when it's all over, I'll have my old pal Buzz Lightyear to keep me company, for infinity and beyond.

Buzz

Come on, men! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to the back of a rocket?

Everyone
[Reluctantly]

No.

Buzz

No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of that moving van?

[Feeling guilty]

Oh, you had to bring that up.

Buzz

No, he did not!

Buzz

Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.

They're called "S'mores", Buzz.

Buzz
(quickly and a bit embarrased)

Right, right, of course.

Buzz

Hold it right there!

Other toys

Buzz?!?!

Buzz #2

You again?

Buzz

Woody, thank goodness you're all right.

Buzz, what is going on?

Buzz #2

Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.

Buzz

No. I'm Buzz Lightyear.

Buzz #2

I am Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz

I'm Buzz Lightyear!

So, who's the real Buzz?

Buzzes

I AM!!

Buzz #2

Don't let this impostor fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.