A character in Toy Story 2 (1999)

Jessie quotes from Toy Story 2 (1999)

Jessie

9th most-quoted character in Toy Story 2 (1999): in 12 of its 153 quotes
Most scenes with: Woody (6), Stinky Pete the Prospector (5)

A line from Jessie [To Woody]

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ITS YOU! ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!!!!

More lines from Jessie

4 quotes
Jessie

You never forget kids like Emily or Andy... but they forget you.

Jessie

Yee-hah! It's you! It's you! It's you, it's you, it's you! It's really you!

Jessie

Yee-hah! Oh, Bullseye, we're part of a family again!

Scenes with Jessie

7 scenes

Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's--

Jessie
[sarcastically]

Let me guess. "Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive... because that's how he sees you."

How did you know that?

Jessie

Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.

Jessie
[Stinky Pete is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]

Prospector?

You're out of your box!

I tried to reason with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.

Jessie

You callin' me a liar?

Well, if the boot fits...

Jessie
[dangerously]

Say that again.

[enunciating]

If the booT. FitS.

Jessie

Prospector, this isn't fair.

Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair - spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, now my patience has finally paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!

Jessie

Prospector said someday you'd come. Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! The Prospector! He'll wanna meet ya! [whistles for Bullseye to get the Prospector] Say hello to the Prospector.

I-It's a box.

Jessie

He's mint in the box. Never been opened.

[first words]

Turn me around, Bullseye, so I can see. Why, the prodigal son has returned.

Jessie

Oh! Hey, look at us! We're a complete set!

Now it's on to the museum!

Museum?! [stops running in surprise and slides into Jessie and Bullseye, knocking them and himself off the record and onto the table] What museum?

The museum! We're being sold to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo!

Jessie

That's in Japan!

Japan? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.

Jessie
[chuckles]

What do you mean?

I gotta get back home to my owner, Andy. [lifts his boot] Hey, look, look, see?

Jessie
[gasps]

He still has an owner.

Oh, my goodness.

Jessie

No. Can't go. I can't do storage again. I just can't!

Jessie. Jessie.

Jessie
[shaking his box frantically]

I won't go back in the dark!

Wh-What's the matter? What's wrong with her?

Well, we've been in storage for a long time, waiting for you.

Why me?

The museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple.

Jessie

It's not FAIR! How can you do this to us?!

Hey, look, I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake. You see, I was in this yard sale, and--

Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?

Well, I wasn't supposed to be there; I was trying to save another toy when--

Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you?

Yeah, but... No, no, no, no! It was an accident. I mean--

Jessie

Sounds like he really loves you.

It's not like that, okay?! And I'm not going to any museum!

Jessie

Well, I'm not going back into storage!

Jessie
[Right when the Prospector is out of his box, he rudely screws the heat duct back in place to prevent the rest of the gang's escape.] [shocked]

Prospector?!

You're out of your box!

I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures. [angrily taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]

Wait a minute. You turned on the TV last night, not Jessie!

Look, we have an eternity to spend together at the museum. Let's not start off by pointing fingers, shall we?

You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?

Jessie

Prospector, this isn't fair!

Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now! [angrily throws his box back into his display case]

Buzz! [struggles to open the duct] Help, Buzz! Guys!

It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.

His name is Buzz Lightyear!

Whatever. [opens his box] I've always hated those upstart space toys. [angrily climbs back into his box]

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