Buzz #2 quotes from Toy Story 2 (1999)

Tell me I wasn't this deluded.

No back talk!

Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say... traitor?

I don't have time for this.

Rex

Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!

Zurg

Prepare to die.

Rex

Aah! I can't look!

Zurg

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Rex

I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!

Father...

Will somebody please explain what's going on?

It's all right, space ranger. [aside] It's a code 546.

You mean it's...?

Yes.

And he's...?

Oh, yeah.

Your Majesty!

Ow! Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a toy! We're all toys! Do you hear me?

Well, that should hold you until the court marshall.

Let me go! You don't realize what you're doing!

Hamm

Hey, Buzz!

Halt! Who goes there?

Quit clowning around and get in the car!

Rex

Buzz! Buzz! I know how to defeat Zurg!

You do?

Rex

Come on, I'll tell you on the way.

No no, guys! You've got the wrong Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!

Hamm

Say, where'd you get that cool belt, Buzz?

Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue.

Slinky

Pardon me gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why no, I haven't.
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Hey, he was talking to me!

No, he was talking to me!

Why, you! I'll...

Rex

You see, all along, we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate, but in fact, the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows.

To the left in the shadows, got it.

Slinky

It's him.

Hamm

The chicken man.

Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.

Slinky

That's the kidnapper, all right.

A kidnapper! An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.

Hamm

Uh, Buzz, why not just take the elevator?

They'll be expecting that.

Buzz, can you see? What's going on? [pokes his eye through the vent] To the left. No, your left. Take it up higher.

What's happening?

Oh, it's horrible! They're torturing him!

Rex

What are we gonna do, Buzz?!

Use your head!

Rex

But I don't wanna use my head!!!
[The toys quickly charge at the vent and break through to the apartment.]

Hold it right there!

Buzz?!?!

You again?

Woody, thank goodness you're all right.

Woody

Buzz, what is going on?

Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.

No. I'm Buzz Lightyear.

I am Buzz Lightyear!

I'm Buzz Lightyear!

Woody

So, who's the real Buzz?

I AM!!

Don't let this impostor fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.

Woody

What am I doing? [gets off the duct tape] Buzz! Wait! Wait!

Prospector

Woody, where are you going?

Woody

You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world. [runs to the heat duct]

Prospector

No!

Woody

Buzz!

Yes?

Yes?

Woody

I'm coming with you! [pause] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll be back in just a second.

Way to go, cowboy!

Zurg

So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time!

It's Zurg!

Rex

Aah! [simultaneously with Buzz #2] It's Zurg! Watch out! He's got an ion blaster!

Zurg

Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.

I'll never give in! You killed my father!

Zurg

No, Buzz. I am your father.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Come on, come on, come on!