We go back to Andy's. Anybody see an exit?
Exit schmexit. Let's get played with.
B Buzz
Careful. These toys might be jealous of new arrivals.
[pushing past]
I want to see!
JI Jack-in-the-Box
[Rex is in such a rush to see what is happening, that he causes the box to fall off the counter and onto the floor, spilling the toys out. Everyone looks to see the toys in the room staring at them]
NEW TOYS!
[Butterfly Room toys cheering. The toys go to greet the newcomers. Jessie shakes the hand of a rock monster named Chuck]
Well, howdy! Glad to meet ya!
B Buzz
[shaking hands with a robot named Sparks]
Buzz Lightyear, at your service.
[Hamm, Slinky and Barbie are shaking hands with a purple octopus named Stretch] [chuckles]
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
[Rex laughs. A bug with armour on him help Mrs. Potato Head stand up]
Oh, thank you. May I? [giggles]
[The bug allows her to touch his muscles, making Mr. Potato Head a little jealous. He tried to flex his own muscles but it flopped down much to his dismay. A crane passed the Aliens]
The claw!
[Everyone then heard a truck's horn and they look to see a yellow truck reverse into view, carrying the bear the girl had been playing with earlier. He's carrying a cane] [first words]
Well, hello there. [gets out of the dumper] I thought I heard new voices. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks. I'm Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear. But please call me Lotso.
B Buzz
Buzz Lightyear. We come in...
First thing you gotta know about me, I'm a hugger. Look at you all. You've been through a lot today, haven't ya?
Well, you're safe now. We're all castoffs here. We been dumped, donated, yard-saled, secondhanded and just plain thrown out. But just you wait, you'll find being donated was the best thing that ever happened to ya.
Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
All day long! Five days a week.
But what happens when the kids grow up?
[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years]
When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!
And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!
Because we're Andy's toys!
[walks over]
So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.
Now let's get you settled in.
Ken, what's going on here? Why is this toy tied up?
"Got out"? No, no, no, no, no. This isn't how we treat our guests. F-A-Oh, my Schwarz. There you go. I'm so sorry.
B Buzz
Lotso, there's been a mistake.
B Buzz
The children in the Caterpillar Room are not age-appropriate for me and my friends. We respectfully request a transfer to the Butterfly Room.
Hush now, Kenneth. This toy showed initiative, leadership. Why I'd say, we have ourselves a keeper. You hear that? We got a keeper! [Lotso's gang cheers in delight] We're calling you up to the big leagues, son. From now on, you'll have anything you want.
B Buzz
Excellent. I'll go get my friends.
Whoa, Whoa. Hold on there, Boss man. Those Caterpillar kids need someone to play with.
B Buzz
But my friends don't belong there.
Oh, none of us do, I agree. Which is why, for the good of our community, we ask the newer toys, the stronger ones, to take one the hardships the rest of us can't bear anymore.
B Buzz
Well, I... I guess that makes sense. But I can't accept. We're a family. We stay together.
[icily]
Family man, huh? I understand. [to Big Baby] Put him back in the timeout chair!
B Buzz
What are you... Unhand me!
Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso. [goes down the elevator] So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way... [he sees Barbie] Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie. Have we ever met?
I would have remembered. [she laughs] Love your leg wamers!
Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
And he smells like strawberries.
Lightyear, explain our overnight accommodations.
B Buzz
Sir, yes, sir! Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...
[snappily]
In the BOX. We GET it.
[Buzz runs out at Jessie, but Lotso stops him with his cane]
At ease Soldier!
Well, well! Look who's back.
[Stretch finds Woody and his friends, while Twitch and Sparks hit a badly damaged Chatter Telephone from up the wall]
I'm sorry, cowboy... [Woody gasps in horror] They broke me.
What are you all doing? Running back to your kid? He don't want you no more.
Is it? Tell me this, sheriff. If your kid loves you so much, why is he leaving? You think you're special, cowboy? You're a piece of plastic, you were made to be thrown away! [hears beeping] Speak of the devil. [notices a garbage truck in the distance, as Jessie gasps in horror] Now, we need toys in our caterpillar room, and you need to avoid that truck. Say, why don't you come on back, join our family again?
This isn't a family, it's a prison! You're a liar and a bully! And I rather rot in this dumpster than join any "family" of yours!
Jessie's right! Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!
[Lotso and his gang are about to push Woody and his friends into the dumpster; all the while the garbage truck is halfway there]
Barbie, wait! Don't do this, Lotso!
[turns to Ken threatingly]
She's a Barbie doll, Ken! There's a hundred million, just like her!
Not to me, there's not. [Barbie gasps in relief]
Fine! Then why don't you join them?! [picks up Ken and throws him into Andy's toys]
Everyone, listen! Sunnyside can be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair! It's Lotso! He's made us into a pyramid, and he put himself on top!
Anyone concur with Ken? [the garbage truck gets closer] I didn't throw you away, your kid did! Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump! [turns away and starts to walk off]
[stops with an angry look behind]
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Yeah. Then she threw us out.
She replaced YOU! And if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby, and you've been lyin' ever since! [holds up Big Baby's "Daisy" nametag]
[sees the nametag and is stunned with anger]
Where'd you get that?!
As much as any kid ever loved a toy. [tosses the tag across the dumpster; Big Baby picks it up]
[snatches the tag]
What?! You want your mommy back?! She never loved you! DON'T BE SUCH A BABY!!! [crushes it with his cane, while Big Baby starts crying] Push them in! ALL OF THEM! [Stretch hesitantly starts to push Woody and his friends in the dumpster] This is what happens when you dummies try to think! [angrily jabs Big Baby with his cane, while Sparks and Twitch gasp in horror] WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!!! [Big Baby suddenly lifts him up; his cane drops out of his paws] Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! [Big Baby throws him into the dumpster] No, no! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait! [Big Baby slams the lid]
Holy cow!
[Big Baby blows a raspberry at Lotso]
[immediately after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator]
Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño. [Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet]
[to Rex]
Now what did you do?
I just did what you told me!
Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciones. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo? [I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?]
[Spanish Buzz aims his laser at Woody]
Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!
[turns off laser and is suddenly friendly]
Me debo de haber estrellado, y se me ha borrado la memoria. [I must have crash landed and had my memory erased.]
[Spanish Buzz visor still closed, he kisses Woody quickly on each cheek]
¿Han visto a mi nave espacial? [Anyone seen my spaceship?]
[dumbstruck]
We gotta switch him back.
[looking at the manual]
I don't know, that part's in Spanish!
Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!
[They all start running]
¿Mi nave? ¿La encontraste? ¡Excelente! [My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!]
