Toy Story 3 2010 quotes, page 3

49 quotes · 14 characters
Toy Story 3 (2010) poster
Characters
Woody Tom Hanks · 23 quotes
Jessie Joan Cusack · 16 quotes
Buzz Lightyear Tim Allen · 15 quotes
Rex Wallace Shawn · 13 quotes
Hamm John Ratzenberger · 11 quotes
Andy John Morris · 7 quotes
Ken Michael Keaton · 6 quotes
Slinky Blake Clark · 6 quotes
Aliens Jeff Pidgeon · 3 quotes
Barbie Jodi Benson · 3 quotes
Chatter Telephone Teddy Newton · 3 quotes
Spanish Buzz Javier Fernández-Peña · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Woody & Jessie (12), Woody & Mr. Potato Head (10), Woody & Rex (10)

Toy Story 3 quotes

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Chuckles
[Chuckles explains his story about Lotso to Woody]

Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy, a friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso was special. They did everything together. You've never seen a kid and a toy more in love. One day we took a drive. Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped. [remembers flashback]

Lotso

She replaced us. Come on.

Chuckles

No. She only replaced you.

Lotso
[turns to Chuckles threateningly]

She replaced all of us! Didn't she?! [grabs Big Baby as he tries to get to the window] She don't love you no more! [rips off Big Baby's name tag and throws it] Now, come on!

Chuckles
[narrates]

We were lost. Cast off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. [back to the present] He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.

So how'd you get out?

Chuckles

I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys, they don't stand a chance.

Lotso
[Lotso and his gang are about to push Woody and his friends into the dumpster; all the while the garbage truck is halfway there]

I didn't throw you away. Your kid did. Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump. [turns away and starts to walk off]

Wait! What about Daisy?

Lotso
[stops with an angry look behind]

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

Daisy? You used to do everything with her?

Lotso

Yeah. Then she threw us out.

No. She lost you!

Lotso

She replaced us!

She replaced you! And if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby, and you've been lyin' ever since! [holds up Big Baby's "Daisy" nametag]

Lotso
[sees the nametag and is stunned with anger]

Where'd you get that?

She loved you, Lotso.

Lotso

She never loved me!

As much as any kid ever loved a toy. [tosses the tag across the dumpster; Big Baby picks it up]

Big Baby

Mama...

Lotso
[snatches the tag]

What?! You want your mommy back? She never loved you! Don't be such a baby! [crushes it with his cane] Push 'em in! All of 'em! [Stretch hesitantly starts to push Woody and his friends in the dumpster] This is what happens when you dummies try to think! We're all just trash, waitin' to be thrown away! That's all a toy is. [Big Baby suddenly lifts him up; his cane drops out of his paws] Hey! Stop it! Put me down you idiot! [Big Baby throws him into the dumpster] No! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait! [Big Baby slams the lid]

Rex

He's gone!

Holy cow!

Ken
[Lotso's gang hangs out inside a vending machine]

Hey, what do you guys think of the new recruits? Any keepers?

Stretch

Oh, please. Landfill? [laughs]

Ken

Cowgirl? Dinosaur?

Twitch

Toddler fodder.

Ken

What about that space guy? He could be useful.

Chunk

He ain't the sharpest knife in the place where they keep the knives.

Sparks

Neither are you, Chunk. [they all laugh again]

Twitch

You got a little keeper yourself, didn't ya, Ken?

Ken

Hey, lay off, Twitch. Barbie's different.

Stretch

Aww, Mr. Softy over here.

Chunk

What do you expect from a girl's toy?

Ken

I'm not a girl's toy! I'm not! Why do you guys keep saying that?

Twitch

Ah, all them toys are disposable. We'll be lucky if they last us a week.

[the Chatter Telephone rings; Woody picks up his receiver]

Hello?

You shouldn't have come back, cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left – more guards, more patrols... You and your friends ain't ever gettin' out of here now.

I made it out once.

You got lucky once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down. You'll survive.

Yeah, for how long?

I've been here years; they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place. [Both see the janitor dropping a broken toy train down the trash chute] Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump.

Look, I appreciate your concern, old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.

[sighs]

Well... if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office.

Got it. What else?

Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?

Eight feet high, cinder block – no way through it. You go over, or under.

That's it? It doesn't seem so bad.

It's not. Your real problem's the Monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything... classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall – but if you don't take out that Monkey, you ain't goin' nowhere. You wanna get outta here? GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!

[the toys are on their way to Sunnyside Daycare while Barbie is in tears]

Mrs. Potato Head Oh, it's all right, Barbie. You'll be okay.
Barbie Well, Molly and I have been growing apart for years, it's just... I can't believe she would throw me away!

Welcome to the club, toots.

Okay, guys. We can make it back to Andy's, but we gotta move fast. We'll hide under the seats until we get back home.

Get it through your vinyl noggin, Woody! Andy doesn't want us anymore.

He was putting you IN THE ATTIC!

He left us on the curb!

Buzz

All right, calm down! Both of you!

Okay. Fine. Fine. Just wait'll you see what daycare's like.

Rex

Why? What's it like?

Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.

[Barbie wails]

Quite the charmer, aren't ya?

Oh, you'll see. As soon as we get to day care, you'll be beggin' to go home!

[Woody intercepts One-Eyed Bart on the train] [approaches One Eyed Bart and puts his boot on his face]

You got a date with justice, One Eyed Bart.

Too bad, sheriff. I'm a married man.

[gasps and sees Mrs. Potato Head aka One Eyed Betty]

One Eyed Betty?

Hyah! HA! [starts swinging her purse at Woody]

[starts backing up to the end of the train then almost falls]

Whoa!

HYAH! [knocks Woody off]

[screams]
[laughs evilly then frowns]
[riding Bullseye with Woody]

I think you dropped something, mister!

Jessie?

Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!

I've always wanted to go out with a bang! [holds a switch to arm a bomb on the tracks]

Andy
[sees Woody in pile of toys he will give away to Bonnie]

Now Woody... he's been my pal as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be, and kind and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he'll never give up on you. Ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what. You think you can take care of him for me? [Bonnie nods] Okay. [gives Woody to Bonnie, who smiles and hugs Woody]

Andy

And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: Evil Dr Porkchop!

Andy

This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole west. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye!