[the Chatter Telephone rings; Woody picks up his receiver]
Hello?
Chatter Telephone You shouldn't have come back, cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left – more guards, more patrols... You and your friends ain't ever gettin' out of here now.
Telephone You got lucky once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down. You'll survive.
Telephone I've been here years; they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place. [Both see the janitor dropping a broken toy train down the trash chute] Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump.
Look, I appreciate your concern, old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.
Telephone [sighs]
Well... if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office.
Telephone Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?
Telephone Eight feet high, cinder block – no way through it. You go over, or under.
That's it? It doesn't seem so bad.
Telephone It's not. Your real problem's the Monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything... classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall – but if you don't take out that Monkey, you ain't goin' nowhere. You wanna get outta here? GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!
[immediately after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator]
Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño. [Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet]
[to Rex]
Now what did you do?
I just did what you told me!
Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciones. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo? [I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?]
[Spanish Buzz aims his laser at Woody]
Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!
[turns off laser and is suddenly friendly]
Me debo de haber estrellado, y se me ha borrado la memoria. [I must have crash landed and had my memory erased.]
[Spanish Buzz visor still closed, he kisses Woody quickly on each cheek]
¿Han visto a mi nave espacial? [Anyone seen my spaceship?]
[dumbstruck]
We gotta switch him back.
[looking at the manual]
I don't know, that part's in Spanish!
Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!
[They all start running]
¿Mi nave? ¿La encontraste? ¡Excelente! [My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!]
Chatter Telephone Good luck, cowboy.
Well, well! Look who's back.
Chatter Telephone [Stretch finds Woody and his friends, while Twitch and Sparks hit a badly damaged Chatter Telephone from up the wall]
I'm sorry, cowboy... [Woody gasps in horror] They broke me.
What are you all doing? Running back to your kid? He don't want you no more.
Is it? Tell me this, sheriff. If your kid loves you so much, why is he leaving? You think you're special, cowboy? You're a piece of plastic, you were made to be thrown away! [hears beeping] Speak of the devil. [notices a garbage truck in the distance, as Jessie gasps in horror] Now, we need toys in our caterpillar room, and you need to avoid that truck. Say, why don't you come on back, join our family again?
This isn't a family, it's a prison! You're a liar and a bully! And I rather rot in this dumpster than join any "family" of yours!
Jessie's right! Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!
[Lotso and his gang are about to push Woody and his friends into the dumpster; all the while the garbage truck is halfway there]
Barbie, wait! Don't do this, Lotso!
[turns to Ken threatingly]
She's a Barbie doll, Ken! There's a hundred million, just like her!
Not to me, there's not. [Barbie gasps in relief]
Fine! Then why don't you join them?! [picks up Ken and throws him into Andy's toys]
Everyone, listen! Sunnyside can be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair! It's Lotso! He's made us into a pyramid, and he put himself on top!
Anyone concur with Ken? [the garbage truck gets closer] I didn't throw you away, your kid did! Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump! [turns away and starts to walk off]
[stops with an angry look behind]
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Yeah. Then she threw us out.
She replaced YOU! And if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby, and you've been lyin' ever since! [holds up Big Baby's "Daisy" nametag]
[sees the nametag and is stunned with anger]
Where'd you get that?!
As much as any kid ever loved a toy. [tosses the tag across the dumpster; Big Baby picks it up]
[snatches the tag]
What?! You want your mommy back?! She never loved you! DON'T BE SUCH A BABY!!! [crushes it with his cane, while Big Baby starts crying] Push them in! ALL OF THEM! [Stretch hesitantly starts to push Woody and his friends in the dumpster] This is what happens when you dummies try to think! [angrily jabs Big Baby with his cane, while Sparks and Twitch gasp in horror] WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!!! [Big Baby suddenly lifts him up; his cane drops out of his paws] Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! [Big Baby throws him into the dumpster] No, no! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait! [Big Baby slams the lid]
Holy cow!
[Big Baby blows a raspberry at Lotso]
