[First lines; Mr. Potato Head, portraying One-Eyed Bart, jumps out of a train while carrying money sacks] [laughs evilly]
Money, money, money! Hey!
[Woody intercepts One-Eyed Bart on the train] [approaches One Eyed Bart and puts his boot on his face]
You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart.
Too bad, sheriff. I'm a married man.
[gasps and sees Mrs. Potato Head aka One Eyed Betty]
One Eyed Betty?
Hyah! HA! [starts swinging her purse at Woody]
[starts backing up to the end of the train then almost falls]
Whoa!
HYAH! [knocks Woody off. Woody screams as Mr. Potato Head laughs evilly then frowns]
[riding Bullseye with Woody]
I think you dropped something, mister!
Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
I've always wanted to go out with a bang! [holds a switch to arm a bomb on the tracks]
[cut to a group of Troll dolls riding the train]
Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!
Aliens [Three aliens drive up in a pink Barbie Corvette]
Ooh!
It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!
[the Potato Heads jump into the convertible and drive off]
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
[Bullseye speeds up passing the troll toys and reaching the locomotive pulling the train]
Hold him steady!
[Woody jumps into the locomotive and pushes a lever forward. The train starts to speed up]
Woody, hurry!
[Woody pulls another lever back, activating the brakes. However, the train fails to stop in time and plunges over the edge carrying Woody with it, much to the horror of Jessie and Bullseye, who watch helplessly]
No!
B Buzz
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Glad I could catch the train!
Now let's catch some criminals!
B Buzz
To infinity and beyond!
Aliens [Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evilly] [pointing at the sky]
Ooh!
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Reach for the sky!
You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Huh?
B Buzz
[a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop]
Evil Dr. Porkchop!
That's Mr. Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
YA Young Andy (as Woody)
Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Woody, no! It'll kill you!
YA Young Andy (as Woody)
Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]
We go back to Andy's. Anybody see an exit?
Exit schmexit. Let's get played with.
B Buzz
Careful. These toys might be jealous of new arrivals.
[pushing past]
I want to see!
JI Jack-in-the-Box
[Rex is in such a rush to see what is happening, that he causes the box to fall off the counter and onto the floor, spilling the toys out. Everyone looks to see the toys in the room staring at them]
NEW TOYS!
[Butterfly Room toys cheering. The toys go to greet the newcomers. Jessie shakes the hand of a rock monster named Chuck]
Well, howdy! Glad to meet ya!
B Buzz
[shaking hands with a robot named Sparks]
Buzz Lightyear, at your service.
[Hamm, Slinky and Barbie are shaking hands with a purple octopus named Stretch] [chuckles]
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
[Rex laughs. A bug with armour on him help Mrs. Potato Head stand up]
Oh, thank you. May I? [giggles]
Aliens [The bug allows her to touch his muscles, making Mr. Potato Head a little jealous. He tried to flex his own muscles but it flopped down much to his dismay. A crane passed the Aliens]
The claw!
[Everyone then heard a truck's horn and they look to see a yellow truck reverse into view, carrying the bear the girl had been playing with earlier. He's carrying a cane] [first words]
Well, hello there. [gets out of the dumper] I thought I heard new voices. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks. I'm Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear. But please call me Lotso.
B Buzz
Buzz Lightyear. We come in...
First thing you gotta know about me, I'm a hugger. Look at you all. You've been through a lot today, haven't ya?
Well, you're safe now. We're all castoffs here. We been dumped, donated, yard-saled, secondhanded and just plain thrown out. But just you wait, you'll find being donated was the best thing that ever happened to ya.
Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
All day long! Five days a week.
But what happens when the kids grow up?
[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years]
When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!
And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!
Because we're Andy's toys!
[walks over]
So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.
Now let's get you settled in.
