So long, partner.
Toy Story 3 (2010) · 49 quotes
Most-quoted character in Toy Story 3 (2010): in 23 of its 49 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (12), Mr. Potato Head (10), Rex (10)
Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
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21 scenesYou got a date with justice, One Eyed Bart.
Too bad, sheriff. I'm a married man.
One Eyed Betty?
Hyah! HA! [starts swinging her purse at Woody]
Whoa!
HYAH! [knocks Woody off]
Jessie?
Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
I've always wanted to go out with a bang! [holds a switch to arm a bomb on the tracks]
Mrs. Potato Head Oh, it's all right, Barbie. You'll be okay.
Barbie Well, Molly and I have been growing apart for years, it's just... I can't believe she would throw me away!
Welcome to the club, toots.
Okay, guys. We can make it back to Andy's, but we gotta move fast. We'll hide under the seats until we get back home.
Get it through your vinyl noggin, Woody! Andy doesn't want us anymore.
He was putting you IN THE ATTIC!
He left us on the curb!
All right, calm down! Both of you!
Okay. Fine. Fine. Just wait'll you see what daycare's like.
Why? What's it like?
Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.
Oh, you'll see. As soon as we get to day care, you'll be beggin' to go home!
Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy, a friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso was special. They did everything together. You've never seen a kid and a toy more in love. One day we took a drive. Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped. [remembers flashback]
She replaced us. Come on.
No. She only replaced you.
She replaced all of us! Didn't she?! [grabs Big Baby as he tries to get to the window] She don't love you no more! [rips off Big Baby's name tag and throws it] Now, come on!
We were lost. Cast off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. [back to the present] He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
So how'd you get out?
I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys, they don't stand a chance.
Hello?
You shouldn't have come back, cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left – more guards, more patrols... You and your friends ain't ever gettin' out of here now.
I made it out once.
You got lucky once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down. You'll survive.
Yeah, for how long?
I've been here years; they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place. [Both see the janitor dropping a broken toy train down the trash chute] Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump.
Look, I appreciate your concern, old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.
Well... if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office.
Got it. What else?
Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?
Eight feet high, cinder block – no way through it. You go over, or under.
That's it? It doesn't seem so bad.
It's not. Your real problem's the Monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything... classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall – but if you don't take out that Monkey, you ain't goin' nowhere. You wanna get outta here? GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!
I didn't throw you away. Your kid did. Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump. [turns away and starts to walk off]
Wait! What about Daisy?
Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Yeah. Then she threw us out.
No. She lost you!
She replaced us!
She replaced you! And if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby, and you've been lyin' ever since! [holds up Big Baby's "Daisy" nametag]
She loved you, Lotso.
She never loved me!
As much as any kid ever loved a toy. [tosses the tag across the dumpster; Big Baby picks it up]
Mama...
What?! You want your mommy back? She never loved you! Don't be such a baby! [crushes it with his cane] Push 'em in! All of 'em! [Stretch hesitantly starts to push Woody and his friends in the dumpster] This is what happens when you dummies try to think! We're all just trash, waitin' to be thrown away! That's all a toy is. [Big Baby suddenly lifts him up; his cane drops out of his paws] Hey! Stop it! Put me down you idiot! [Big Baby throws him into the dumpster] No! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait! [Big Baby slams the lid]
He's gone!
Holy cow!
Money, money, money! Hey!
You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart.
Too bad, sheriff. I'm a married man.
One Eyed Betty?
Hyah! HA! [starts swinging her purse at Woody]
Whoa!
HYAH! [knocks Woody off. Woody screams as Mr. Potato Head laughs evilly then frowns]
Jessie?
Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
I've always wanted to go out with a bang! [holds a switch to arm a bomb on the tracks]
Oh, no!
The orphans!
Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!
It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
Yah!
Hold him steady!
Woody, hurry!
No!
Glad I could catch the train!
Now let's catch some criminals!
To infinity and beyond!
Ooh!
Reach for the sky!
You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Huh?
Evil Dr. Porkchop!
That's Mr. Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Woody, no! It'll kill you!
Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]
So now what do we do?
We go back to Andy's. Anybody see an exit?
Exit schmexit. Let's get played with.
Careful. These toys might be jealous of new arrivals.
Hey, watch it!
Rex!
It's my turn!
NEW TOYS!
Well, howdy! Glad to meet ya!
Buzz Lightyear, at your service.
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Oh, thank you. May I? [giggles]
The claw!
Well, hello there. [gets out of the dumper] I thought I heard new voices. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks. I'm Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear. But please call me Lotso.
Buzz Lightyear. We come in...
First thing you gotta know about me, I'm a hugger. Look at you all. You've been through a lot today, haven't ya?
It's been horrible.
Well, you're safe now. We're all castoffs here. We been dumped, donated, yard-saled, secondhanded and just plain thrown out. But just you wait, you'll find being donated was the best thing that ever happened to ya.
Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
All day long! Five days a week.
But what happens when the kids grow up?
Well now, I'll tell you.
When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!
Yee-haw!
It's a miracle!
And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!
Because we're Andy's toys!
So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa...
Now let's get you settled in.
Ken? New toys!
Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso. [goes down the elevator] So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way... [he sees Barbie] Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie. Have we ever met?
I would have remembered. [she laughs] Love your leg wamers!
Nice ascot!
Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
What a nice bear!
And he smells like strawberries.
Ugh.
Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit. But we need to go home.
We can have a whole new life here, Woody. A chance to make kids happy again.
Why don't you stay?
Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.
Come on, Woodster!
You'll get played with.
I can't. No.
Stay here.
You can make a new kid happy.
No, no, guys, really. No! I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy! And if he wants us at college, or in the attic, well, then, our job is to be there for him. Now, I'm going home. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. Come on, Buzz. [short pause] Buzz?
Our mission with Andy is complete, Woody.
What?
And what's important now is we stay together.
We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Andy! Look under your boot, Buzz. You, too, Jessie. Whose name is written there?
Maybe Andy doesn't care about us anymore.
Of course he does. He cares about all of you! He was putting you in the attic. I saw. You can't just turn your back on him now!
Okay, fine. Perfect! I can't believe how selfish you all are. [Jessie shows an angry look] So this is it? After all we've been through.
Bullseye, no. You need to stay. [keeps on following him] Bullseye, no! I said stay! [Bullseye starts to whimpers] Look, I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now, stay. [starts to walk away]
Bonnie? Bonnie?
Uh, I gotta go.
Bonnie, you in here?
[Woody heads through the door]
Look, I just need to get out of here...
There is no way out! [Woody stares at him in horror] Just kidding. Door's right over there. [he points]
Woah-woah, hey listen. If any of you guys ever get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell them Woody made it home.
You came from Sunnyside?!
But, how did you escape?!
Well, it wasn't easy... what do you mean, escape?
Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.
L-Lotso?!
The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster.
Wha-how did you know that?
Chuckles, he'll tell you.
Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy, a friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso... Lotso was special. They did everything together. You've never seen a kid and a toy more in love. One day we took a drive. Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped. [remembers flashback]
She replaced us. Come on.
No! She only replaced you.
SHE REPLACED ALL OF US!!! DIDN'T SHE?! [grabs Big Baby as he tries to get to the window] She don't love you no more! [rips off Big Baby's name tag and throws it] NOW, COME ON! [drags Big Baby out with him]
We were lost. Cast off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. [back to the present] He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
So how'd you get out?
I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys, they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys, they don't stand a chance.
Look, my friends are in there.
You can't go back!
Pretending now would be suicide!
But what about your Andy?
Isn't he leaving for college?
Where's Buzz?
Lotso did something to him!
He thinks he's a real Space Ranger again!
Oh, no.
Oh, yes. Return of the astro-nut.
Oh, Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy! I-- I was wrong.
Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.
No, no, it's my fault for leaving you guys. From now on, we stick together.
Springy dog.
Present.
Green guys.
Here.
Horse.
Yo.
Tyrannosaurus.
Here.
Here.
Potato Head.
Hey, hey! Tuberous root-man! Wake up!
Impossible!
Hey!
A little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?
That's Mr. Potato Head to you, smoothie.
Well, well, well. You're turning out to be quite the troublemaker, aren't you? What did you think you were gonna do? Waltz right out of here?
Yeah, and I would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling toys! You ascot-wearing pink-noser! You're not a toy! You're an accessory! You're a purse with legs.
No! No, not the box! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! I like ascots. Really. No, no, no!
Okay, check.
Good work, Lightyear. All right, resume your, uh, space-guy-thingy.
Yes, sir, well-groomed man!
Ken! Ken? [sobs]
Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño. [Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet]
I just did what you told me!
Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciones. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo? [I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?]
Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!
Me debo de haber estrellado, y se me ha borrado la memoria. [I must have crash landed and had my memory erased.]
¿Han visto a mi nave espacial? [Anyone seen my spaceship?]
We gotta switch him back.
Well how do we do that?
Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!
¿Mi nave? ¿La encontraste? ¡Excelente! [My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!]
Good luck, cowboy.
Things got complicated. Where's Potato Head?
We haven't seen him.
¡Mi florecilla del desierto! ¡Yo nunca había visto la verdadera belleza hasta esta noche! [My desert flower. I have never seen true beauty till this night!]
Er... sort of.
¡Venga conmigo, señorita! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos con nuestro amor venceremos al mal! [Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and we shall vanquish all evil with our love!]
Woody! Thank goodness!
Come on! We're almost there!
¡El Vaquero! [The cowboy!]
Buzz, come here. Give me a lift.
¡Buzz Lightyear al rescate! [Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!]
Abierto. [It is open.]
Oh, way to go, Buzz. Come on.
Well, well! Look who's back.
I'm sorry, cowboy... [Woody gasps in horror] They broke me.
What are you all doing? Running back to your kid? He don't want you no more.
That's a lie!
Is it? Tell me this, sheriff. If your kid loves you so much, why is he leaving? You think you're special, cowboy? You're a piece of plastic, you were made to be thrown away! [hears beeping] Speak of the devil. [notices a garbage truck in the distance, as Jessie gasps in horror] Now, we need toys in our caterpillar room, and you need to avoid that truck. Say, why don't you come on back, join our family again?
This isn't a family, it's a prison! You're a liar and a bully! And I rather rot in this dumpster than join any "family" of yours!
Jessie's right! Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!
If that's what you want.
Barbie, wait! Don't do this, Lotso!
She's a Barbie doll, Ken! There's a hundred million, just like her!
Not to me, there's not. [Barbie gasps in relief]
Fine! Then why don't you join them?! [picks up Ken and throws him into Andy's toys]
Oh, Ken!
Everyone, listen! Sunnyside can be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair! It's Lotso! He's made us into a pyramid, and he put himself on top!
Anyone concur with Ken? [the garbage truck gets closer] I didn't throw you away, your kid did! Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump! [turns away and starts to walk off]
Wait! What about Daisy?
Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Yeah. Then she threw us out.
No. She lost you!
She replaced us!
She replaced YOU! And if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby, and you've been lyin' ever since! [holds up Big Baby's "Daisy" nametag]
She loved you, Lotso.
She never loved me!!
As much as any kid ever loved a toy. [tosses the tag across the dumpster; Big Baby picks it up]
Mama...
What?! You want your mommy back?! She never loved you! DON'T BE SUCH A BABY!!! [crushes it with his cane, while Big Baby starts crying] Push them in! ALL OF THEM! [Stretch hesitantly starts to push Woody and his friends in the dumpster] This is what happens when you dummies try to think! [angrily jabs Big Baby with his cane, while Sparks and Twitch gasp in horror] WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!!! [Big Baby suddenly lifts him up; his cane drops out of his paws] Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! [Big Baby throws him into the dumpster] No, no! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait! [Big Baby slams the lid]
He's gone!
Holy cow!
[Big Baby blows a raspberry at Lotso]
That wasn't me, was it?
Oh, Buzz, you're back! You're back, you're back, you're back!
Yes, I'm back. Where have I been?
Beyond infinity, space ranger.
And we are eternally grateful! [hugs the aliens] My boys!
Daaaaaady!
Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?
Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
You'll be okay in the attic?
Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode.
My what?
So long... partner. Hey, Buzz. You haven't met Bonnie's toys yet. Hey, come here. You're gonna love them. Buzz, this is Dolly.
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