[walks to his gang]
Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit. But we need to go home.
We can have a whole new life here, Woody. A chance to make kids happy again.
Slinky Why don't you stay?
Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.
You can make a new kid happy.
No, no, guys, really. No! I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy! And if he wants us at college, or in the attic, well, then, our job is to be there for him. Now, I'm going home. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. Come on, Buzz. [short pause] Buzz?
B Buzz
[walks over to Woody]
Our mission with Andy is complete, Woody.
B Buzz
And what's important now is we stay together.
[shows Andy's name on his boot]
We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Andy! Look under your boot, Buzz. You, too, Jessie. Whose name is written there?
Maybe Andy doesn't care about us anymore.
Of course he does. He cares about all of you! He was putting you in the attic. I saw. You can't just turn your back on him now!
[walks over to Woody, losing it]
Woody, wake up! It's over! Andy is all grown up!
[annoyed]
Okay, fine. Perfect! I can't believe how selfish you all are. [Jessie shows an angry look] So this is it? After all we've been through.
[Buzz walks to Woody and wants to shake his hand but Woody starts to storm off. Bullseye follows him behind]
Bullseye, no. You need to stay. [keeps on following him] Bullseye, no! I said stay! [Bullseye starts to whimpers] Look, I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now, stay. [starts to walk away]
A Mrs. Anderson
[off-screen]
Bonnie? Bonnie?
A Mrs. Anderson
[Woody runs to the door, they find their places quickly] [enters the door]
Bonnie, you in here?
[Woody heads through the door]
Lotso did something to him!
Slinky He thinks he's a real Space Ranger again!
Oh, yes. Return of the astro-nut.
Oh, Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy! I-- I was wrong.
Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.
No, no, it's my fault for leaving you guys. From now on, we stick together.
[In the playground at night with trucks and Twitch with the search light as Chatter said beforehand. Ken, Buzz, are doing roll call]
Springy dog.
Slinky Present.
[The Squeaky Alien Trio squeak in reply]
Cowgirl.
[Bullseye whinnies]
Piggy bank.
[Woody watches from the rafters above]
Barbie.
B Buzz
[Still no answer. Buzz looks at what seems to be Mr. Potato Head fast asleep in his cubby]
Hey, hey! Tuberous root-man! Wake up!
B Buzz
[The object rolls forward revealing to be an actual potato] [gasps]
Impossible!
B Buzz
[He looks to see Mr. Potato Head fiddling with the lock on the window]
Hey!
[Mr. Potato Head gasps. Mr. Potato Head runs with Buzz, Ken, Big Baby, in hot pursuit. Woody uses a plastic straw to lift the clothes line with paintings on it up. Mr. Potato Head pounds on the door but it's no good. In the office, the Monkey watches with confusion at the scene]
A little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?
That's Mr. Potato Head to you, smoothie.
[The Monkey is so busy watching the confrontation that he doesn't notice Slinky, sneak out of their cubbies. He creeps over and Woody uses a bag of marbles to make himself heavier and low him down to the ground, holding onto the line. He grabs Slinky, and lifts them up to the rafters unnoticed]
Well, well, well. You're turning out to be quite the troublemaker, aren't you? What did you think you were gonna do? Waltz right out of here?
Yeah, and I would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling toys! You ascot-wearing pink-noser! You're not a toy! You're an accessory! You're a purse with legs.
[kicks Ken]
Ow! Take him back to the box!
[as Big Baby grabs him and carries him off]
No! No, not the box! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! I like ascots. Really. No, no, no!
Good work, Lightyear. All right, resume your, uh, space-guy-thingy.
B Buzz
[salutes]
Yes, sir, well-groomed man!
[immediately after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator]
Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño. [Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet]
[to Rex]
Now what did you do?
I just did what you told me!
Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciones. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo? [I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?]
[Spanish Buzz aims his laser at Woody]
Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!
[turns off laser and is suddenly friendly]
Me debo de haber estrellado, y se me ha borrado la memoria. [I must have crash landed and had my memory erased.]
[Spanish Buzz visor still closed, he kisses Woody quickly on each cheek]
¿Han visto a mi nave espacial? [Anyone seen my spaceship?]
[dumbstruck]
We gotta switch him back.
Slinky Well how do we do that?
[looking at the manual]
I don't know, that part's in Spanish!
Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!
[They all start running]
¿Mi nave? ¿La encontraste? ¡Excelente! [My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!]
[the Aliens have just saved the toys from the incinerator]
You saved our lives!
And we are eternally grateful! [hugs the aliens] My boys!
Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?
Slinky Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
