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Jodi Benson
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Jodi Benson movie quotes

57 quotes from 8 movies

The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning (2008) as Ariel

View Quote Sebastian: What about Ariel? You just gonna abandon her, leave her to deal wit all dat we tangled her up in? You tink that small, weak, helpless little girl can do anything by herself? [Ariel smashes open door] Ariel?
Ariel: Come on Sebastian, let's go.
Marina Del Ray: As you can see, I - [raises chair to Triton's level] I'm a self starter, Your Majesty. Here to anticipate your every need! Not like that last guy, what was his name? Sooner we forget about him, the better. In fact! Let's make a vow, never to mention his name again. Here, I'll start! [claps hands over mouth] There! Wasn't that easy?
View Quote [At the throne room, Sebastian arrives, and his chariot is going crazy]
Sebastian: [panting] WHOA! WHOA! Good morning, Your Highness.
King Triton: Sebastian.
Sebastian: Hm? Oh! [chuckles]
King Triton: Anything to report?
Sebastian: [clears throat] Unfortunately, the sprat and the... smelt were still... [shrieks] squabbling. No worries. I told them I'd sic the salmon on them. [chuckles]
King Triton: Sebastian, what would I do without you?
Sebastian: You'd be negotiatin' with the sprat and the smelt, that's what.
[The princesses arrive before their father]
King Triton: Good morning, girls.
Girls: Good morning, Father.
King Triton: Marina.
Marina Del Rey: Good morning, Your Majesty.
Sebastian: [clears throat] Marina.
Marina Del Rey: Sebastian.
Sebastian: You're late.
Marina Del Rey: I... uh... [chuckles, groans]
Sebastian: Your Majesty.
King Triton: Well, I presume you've all been attending to your royal duties this week.
Attina: Yes, Father. We've been working diligently.
Ariel: But, we're always done early.
Attina: Shh!
Ariel: And the coral is in bloom.
Andrina: Clam it!
Adella: Enough!
Ariel: [swims to her father] So I thought maybe we could go for a swim on the reef?
King Triton: Not today, Ariel.
Ariel: But it only happens once a year. It could be fun.
King Triton: I don't have the time.
Ariel: I was thinking we could just skip the morning walk.
Sebastian: [sternly] Ariel! Your father said "No."
Ariel: Yes, sir. [swims back to her sisters]
Attina: Nice job.
[They begin to swim out]
Sebastian: Be on time tomorrow.
Marina Del Rey: [grumbling]
King Triton: [exhaling deeply]
Marina Del Rey: Let's move it!
Adella: OK, we're coming.
Andrina: Time to go.
Attina: Great.
[They swim to go on their walk with their father]
View Quote [Marina Del Ray and Benjamin came in the princesses' room]
Marina Del Ray: [first words] Uppy-uppy, my darlings.
Benjamin: [first words] It's us. [The princesses groan]
Ariel: [groans] Governess! [Then Marina takes the pillow from under Aquata]
Aquata: Hey!
Marina Del Ray: Rise and shine,
Aquata: Why so early?
Marina Del Ray: Mustn't be late.
Arista: But it's still dark out.
Aquata: Uh...
Arista: [sees now] Oh. Hi.
Benjamin: Wakey-wakey.
Adella: Oh, I was dreaming about a boy.
Marina Del Ray: Yes. Come on, girls.
Alana: But I need my beauty sleep.
Andrina: Time about it.
Alana: Easy for you. No one cares what you look...
Marina Del Ray: Move it.
Benjamin: I think you're lovely.
Andrina: Can't we meet Father later?
Marina Del Ray: Unfortanily, I don't get to make those kinds of decisions. [laughs] Any decisions kingdom, really. [Sees the girls go back to sleep again and anger] GET UP! [The girls rushed up and go to the mirrors] All right, all right, all right. Move your tails. This is our special time with your father.
Ariel: Special? It's the same every morning.
Andrina: Ah, she's got a point.
Marina Del Ray: That's what your father cares about. Predictability, presentation, punctuality.
Ariel: That's all Dad cares about.
Andrina: She's got a point.
Aquata: You've got your own mirror!
Benjamin: Two minutes.
Marina Del Ray: STOP PRIMPING! [They get ready as they talk, as Attina goes to Ariel]
Attina: Come on, Ariel.
Ariel: Why can't he let us do something different? Just once.
Attina: Give him a break. He's the king, remember? You try running a kingdom.
Ariel: I wouldn't run it like this.
Attina: Don't upset him, Ariel.
Ariel: Just because you're the oldest, Attina, doesn't mean you get to boss us around.
Attina: Yes, it does.
Marina Del Ray: Benjamin, if we're late again, I'll never get a promotion.
Benjamin: Marina...
Attina: Come on, girls.
Marina Del Ray: Not that I want a promotion. No, no, no, I love this job. Looking after you is what I live for. Really. [the girls leave and anger again] I hate this job!
Benjamin: The less said the better.
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The Little Mermaid (1989) as Ariel

View Quote Ariel: If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.
Ursula: That's right. But you'll have your man. Life's full of tough choices, innit?
View Quote Triton: [confronts Ariel in her grotto] I consider myself a reasonable merman. I set certain rules and I expect those rules to be obeyed.
Ariel: But Dad, I...!
Triton: Is it true you rescued a human from drowning?!
Ariel: Daddy, I had to.
Triton: Contact between the human world and the mer world is strictly forbidden! Ariel, you know that! Everyone knows that!
Ariel: He would've died!
Triton: One less human to worry about.
Ariel: [angrily] You don't even know him!
Triton: Know him? I don't have to know him! They're all the same: Spineless, savage, harpooning fish-eaters, incapable of any feeling.
Ariel: Daddy, I love him! [gasps, as she has accidentally slipped the truth]
Triton: [shocked] No. Have you lost your senses completely?! He's a human! You're a mermaid!
Ariel: I don't care!
Triton: So help me, Ariel, I am going to get through to you. And if this is the only way, so be it!
[He proceeds to destroy most of the grotto with his magic trident]
View Quote Triton: You went up to the surface again, didn't you? Didn't you?!
Ariel: Nothing happened.
Triton: [exasperatedly] Ariel, how many times must we go through this? You could've been seen by one of those barbarians. By... By one of those... humans!
Ariel: Daddy, they're not barbarians!
Triton: They are dangerous! Do you think I want to see my youngest daughter snared by some fish-eater's hook?!
Ariel: I'm 16 years old! I'm not a child anymore!
Triton: Don't you take that tone of voice with me, young lady! As long as you live under my ocean, you'll obey my rules!
Ariel: But if you would just listen!
Triton: NOT another word! And I am never, NEVER to hear of you going to the surface again! IS THAT CLEAR?!
(Ariel disappointedly swims away)
Sebastian: Teenagers. Dey think dey know everything. You give dem an inch, dey swim all over you.
Triton: Do you think I was too hard on her?
Sebastian: Definitely not! Why, if Ariel was my daughter, I'd show her who was boss! None o' dis flitting to the surface and other such nonsense. No, sir! I'd keep her under tight control.
Triton: [smiles] You're absolutely right, Sebastian.
Sebastian: Of course.
Triton: Ariel needs constant supervision.
Sebastian: Constant.
Triton: Someone to watch over her. To keep her out of trouble.
Sebastian: All da time.
Triton: And YOU are just the crab to do it!
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The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000) as Ariel

View Quote Eric's right, Daddy. I should have known I couldn't keep Melody from the sea. It's a part of her. And a part of me. I have to go.
View Quote Ariel: We'll be right down. Just give us two minutes.
Eric: Right, two... Now, where have I heard that line before?
View Quote Louis: [chasing Sebastian] You're going in ze bouillabaise!
Ariel: I miss you, Daddy. I wish you could be right here with us.
Eric: You know these waters, and you know our daughter.
Melody: Grandfather this belongs to you.
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Toy Story 2 (1999) as Tour Guide Barbie

View Quote [As Rex falls headfirst back into the car] Remain seated, please. Siga asentado, por favor.
View Quote And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle! Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand!
View Quote Slinky: I beg your pardon, madam, but where's Al's office?
Tour Guide Barbie: Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you.
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Joseph: King of Dreams (2000) as Asenath

View Quote [giggling] I don't think you want my aunt seeing you like this... that's better.
View Quote [plays the guitar and sings "Yes Paws"]
View Quote Joseph: [to Asenath] They're my brothers.
Asenath: [shocked] What?
Joseph: They sold me. They sold me into slavery. They took me away from my home. I never got to say goodbye to my mother. I never got to see my father grow old. [almost in tears]
Asenath: Joseph, I didn't know. You're here now. You have a home. A wife who loves you. Everything you could want.
Joseph: No. Not everything.

Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure (2001) as Lady

View Quote [Tramp got a scent of smell of Scamp, who bumped into a pigeon which flew out of a bush]
Lady: Oh, we'll find him. You were the best street dog there ever was. And I still have faith in the old Tramp.
Tramp: Old Tramp? Hmm. If only the old Tramp was still here.
View Quote Jim Dear: Scamp! Oh, no! What a mess!
Junior: Uh-oh.
Jim Dear: This time, you've gone too far! You've left me no choice. [Scamp nervously backs away and bumps into Tramp, who has an angry look on his face. Scamp has an "Uh-oh!" look on his face, and gives a nervous laugh.] Some dogs just have to learn the hard way. [Scamp whimpers as he's about to be chained to the doghouse.] Maybe chaining you up will teach you a lesson. I'm sorry, Pal, but I just don't know what else to do.
[After Scamp has been chained up outside the girls watching him all muddy as well]
Danielle: [tsking] Serves him right.
Collette: Simply incorrigible.
Annette: He brought this on himself.
Collette: [sighs] Now we'll need another bath!
[they start arguing over who goes first. Scene changes to Scamp, sad to be chained to his doghouse. Tramp looks sad as well]
Lady: [softly] Tramp?
[Lady walks up to Tramp and sits next to him.]
Tramp: [sadly] Best thing Jim Dear could've done for our boy; chaining him up.
Lady: Oh, Tramp. He's never been chained up before. He's just a pup.
Tramp: He has to learn to live by the rules of the house. Firm discipline molds a pup into a dog.
Lady: [laughs once, softly] You turned out pretty good.
Tramp: Yeah, pidge, but I found you. And if it weren't for you I'd've wound up in the pound. I'm just trying to protect him. He'll understand someday.
[Lady and Tramp hear Scamp howling.]
Lady: Maybe he needs to understand today.
[Scamp continues to howl, while Tramp walks out carrying a bowl of dog food. Tramp drops the bowl which caused Scamp's howling to be stopped.]
Tramp: I thought you might be hungry. [Scamp sniffs the food in the bowl, then pushes it back in disgust.] I'm sorry, pal. You just gonna have to shape up, that's all.
Scamp: I always get blamed for everything.
Tramp: Sometimes, it's hard being part of a family. You have to obey certain rules.
Scamp: But I wanna run wild and free; like a real dog! [trips over chain] Oof!
Tramp: Son, the world out there's full of traps. Here, you-you have a family that loves you.
Scamp: [grunts] As long as I do as you say. [sighs heavily, then talks softly] Pop, I just don't feel like I belong here. Didn't you ever feel this way?
Tramp: I was just like you when I was your age. [scratches himself]
Scamp: You were never like me. [scratches himself exactly the way Tramp did] You've been a housedog all your life. How would you know?
Tramp: Oh, you'd be surprised. Scamp, I'm only trying to protect you.
Scamp: [sarcastically] You used me by putting me on a chain?
Tramp: [sternly protesting] Those're the rules, son.
Scamp: [angrily] All I ever hear's rules, rules, rules! "Don't do this!" and "Don't do that!" What good are teeth and-and claws if you can never use them?! [howls]
Tramp: [losing his patience] Stop that howling!
Scamp: I can't help it, Pop! Wild dogs howl at the moon!
Tramp: There'll be no wild dogs in this family!
Scamp: Then maybe I don't wanna be in this family!
Tramp: [fuming] Like it or not, you ARE a part of this family, and until you start acting like it, you can just get used to being out here every night!!! [Tramp leaves and goes inside sadly, Lady watches Scamp jump on the roof of the dog house, she gives a hopeless sigh, and goes inside as well leaving Scamp alone to calm down]
View Quote Lady: [To Tramp, worried about Scamp] Oh, Tramp, Scamp's never been out all night so much could happen.
Tramp: Hey, easy, Pidge. We'll find him before he gets him self in real trouble.
Trusty: [coming in through the fence] Oh, miss Lady, ma'am?
Jock: [also coming in through the fence, but gets stuck] We came as soon as we heard. [struggles, and finally gets through the fence.]
Annette, Collette, and Danielle: Uncle Jock! Uncle Trusty!
Annette and Collette: Scamp ran away!
Danielle: What they said!
Trusty: Not to worry, little ladies. Got my grandpappy Ol' Reliable's keen sense of smell. [sniffs] Say, have I ever told you girls about the time I saved your father from certain death?
Annette and Collette: No.
Danielle: [foolishly] Yep.
[Annette and Collette look at her angrily, Danielle looks at them with a puzzled expression]
Jock: Ach! Here he goes,again. I told you, there'll be no living with him.
Danielle: [chuckles] That Scamp is going to get into so much trouble when he gets home! [giggles]
Collette: [scoffs] I don't even want him back!
Annette: [agreeing with Colette] Yeah, who cares? He should know better than to run off.
Danielle: [Chuckles again] I bet he gets a slipper right across his great, big, fat...! [looks up at Lady who has an stern look. Danielle nervously laughs, pretending to care about Scamp] We really do miss him, Mom. [nervously smiles]
Tramp: We'll be back with your brother in no time. Your old man's got the speed and cunning dog half his age. [clumsily jumps on the dog house, Annette, Collette, and Danielle are chuckling, and Lady and Trusty are also smiling] [kidding around] Just using a few forgottin' muscles, that's all.
Jim Dear: [fixing to go search for Scamp] Lady, Tramp, let's go!
Tramp: [seriously] Come on! No telling what mischief that pup's getting into.

Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) as Ariel

View Quote [Vanellope glitches into the dressing room of the Disney Princesses]
Vanellope: Uh, hi.
[the princesses surround her on all sides]
Vanellope: Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too.
Anna: Wait. What?
Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]
Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?
Vanellope: What kind?
Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
Vanellope: No.
Elsa: Magic hands?
Vanellope: No.
Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
Vanellope: No.
Snow White: Were you poisoned?
Vanellope: No!
Tiana and Aurora: Cursed?
Vanellope: No!
Rapunzel and Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved?
Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
Vanellope: No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!
Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Vanellope: Eww! Barf!
Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?
Vanellope: I don't even have a mom!
Numerous princesses: Neither do we!
Rapunzel: And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
All princesses: She is a Princess!
[Snow White vocalizes]
Cinderella: [eyes Vanellope's clothing] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
Vanellope: Oh, this old thing?
Cinderella: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
Aurora: As would I.
Moana: Me, too!
Elsa: So cool!
Rapunzel: Best outfit ever!
Ariel: I want one too, you guys!
Cinderella: I'll get my mice on this.
View Quote [the Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes.]
Cinderella: [sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[the other princesses cheer]
Ariel: Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [sings] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
Jasmine: Uh, she's singing.
Vanellope: Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
Tiana: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
Vanellope: Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
Rapunzel: Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
Vanellope: Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [clears throat; sings] Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. [scats]
Belle: Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?
Vanellope: Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
Mulan: Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
Pocahontas: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
Vanellope: What?
Snow White: Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
Moana: I stare at the ocean.
Mulan: Horse trough.
Cinderella: Soap bubbles.
Vanellope: Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
Ariel: Important water.
Vanellope: Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
Rapunzel: For sure.
Tiana: Mm-hmm.
Vanellope: Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
[C-3PO enters]
C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes.
[he leaves]
Jasmine: Okay, thank you.
Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
Aurora: It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
Belle: And best of luck finding your song.
Merida: Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!
Vanellope: Uh-huh. What did she just say?
Tiana: We don't know.
Moana: We can't understand her.
Anna: She's from the other studio.
Vanellope: Ah.
Vanellope: Ralph look, I think you fixed your insecurity.
Ralph: Yeah I did. [as Virus Ralph disappears] Woohoo! [he starts to fall]
Vanellope: NO!
J.P. Spamley: [comes to the rescue] Park it right here, Ralph! Your old friend J.P. Spamley's got you!
Ralph: [surprised] Woohoo! [goes right through it and still falls, knocked out silly]
J.P. Spamley: [surprised] Wow, that didn't work. [as Ralph was about to fall to his immediate death the princesses see him falling]
Rapunzel: [gasps] Look up there! It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! [Moana uses her oar to let out the ocean, Ariel uses it to make a loop-de-loop, and lands on Jasmine's Magic Carpet, and Elsa freezes it into a slide for Ralph. Meanwhile, the other princesses are making their dresses to get Ralph to safety and then he approaches it using the other dresses as parachutes and Ariel sings a few notes to get Pocahontas's attention and she blows him to the place where Aurora got cursed to slumber and Tiana approaches Ralph and uses Naveen to kiss and wake him up from his slumber]
Ralph: Ah, thanks, Frogger. [notices that the princesses have saved Ralph from falling to his death] Wait a minute, who are all of you?
Jasmine: We're friends of Vanellope's.
Elsa: Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
Moana: You're welcome.
Vanellope: [offscreen] Ralph!
Yesss: [laughs] Looking good, big fella!
Ralph: Hey y'all! [extends his hand that the dress starts to rip as the princesses saw it and laugh] This dress is not made for a big boy. [laughs] It's going right back the alley there. Let me just make a little ajustment. [ajusts the dress and shows his fat belly] There we go. [princesses laugh]
Felix: [Approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise] Hey. You doing okay there Ralph?
Ralph: Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. [as the arcade characters reporting to their games] Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, Buddy. [as the two heads off to Fix-It Felix Jr., we zoom back into the plug of the Linkster Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior of the arcade section of Litwak's Family Fun Center, we fade to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Del Litwak's car arrives for work, before cutting to the main title]
View Quote Vanellope: [glitches into the dressing room of the Disney Princesses; The Disney Princesses gasp] Uh, hi. [The Disney Princesses surround Vanellope on all sides, ready to attack her with their powers and weapons] Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, I'm a princess, too.
Anna: [perplexed] Wait. What?
Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]
Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?
Vanellope: What kind?
Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?
Vanellope: No.
Elsa: Magic hands?
Vanellope: No.
Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?
Vanellope: No.
Snow White: Were you poisoned?
Vanellope: No!
Tiana and Aurora: Cursed?
Vanellope: No!
Rapunzel and Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved?
Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Ariel: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch (Ursula), where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
Vanellope: No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!
Snow White: Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Vanellope: [disgusted] Ew! Barf!
Jasmine: Do you have daddy issues?
Vanellope: I don't even have a mom!
Numerous princesses: Neither do we!
Rapunzel: And now for the million-dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man (Wreck-It Ralph) showed up?
Vanellope: Yes! What is up with that?
All princesses: She is a Princess!
[Snow White vocalizes]
Cinderella: [eyes Vanellope's clothing] Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
Vanellope: Oh, this old thing?
Cinderella: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
Aurora: As would I.
Moana: Me, too!
Elsa: So cool!
Rapunzel: Best outfit ever!
Ariel: I want one too, you guys!
Cinderella: I'll get my mice on this. [The Disney Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes; Cinderella sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[the other Disney Princesses cheer]
Ariel: Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [sings] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
Jasmine: Uh, she's singing.
Vanellope: Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
Tiana: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
Vanellope: Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
Rapunzel: Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
Vanellope: Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [clears her throat and sings] Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. [scats]
Belle: Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?
Vanellope: Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
Mulan: Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
Pocahontas: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
Vanellope: What?
Snow White: Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
Moana: I stare at the ocean.
Mulan: Horse trough.
Cinderella: Soap bubbles.
Vanellope: Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
Ariel: Important water.
Vanellope: Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
Rapunzel: For sure.
Tiana: Mm-hmm.
Vanellope: Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
C-3PO: [enters the room] Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes. [leaves]
Jasmine: Okay, thank you.
Tiana: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
Aurora: It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
Belle: And best of luck finding your song.
Merida: [speaking Scottish] Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!
Vanellope: Uh-huh... [whispering] What did she just say?
Tiana: We don't know.
Moana: We can't understand her.
Anna: She's from the other studio.
Vanellope: Ah.

Toy Story 3 (2010) as Barbie

View Quote Lotso: Ken? New toys!
Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso. [goes down the elevator] So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way... [he sees Barbie] Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken: I would have remembered. [she laughs] Love your leg wamers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!
Lotso: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz: What a nice bear!
Rex: And he smells like strawberries.
Woody: Ugh.
View Quote [In the playground at night with trucks and Twitch with the search light as Chatter said beforehand. Ken, Buzz, are doing roll call]
Ken: Springy dog.
Slinky: Present.
Ken: Green guys.
[The Squeaky Alien Trio squeak in reply]
Ken: Cowgirl.
Jessie: Here.
Ken: Horse.
[Bullseye whinnies]
Ken: Piggy bank.
Hamm: Yo.
Ken: Tyrannosaurus.
Rex: Here.
[Woody watches from the rafters above]
Ken: Barbie.
Barbie: Here.
Ken: Potato Head.
[No answer]
Ken: Potato Head.
[Still no answer. Buzz looks at what seems to be Mr. Potato Head fast asleep in his cubby]
Buzz: Hey, hey! Tuberous root-man! Wake up!
[The object rolls forward revealing to be an actual potato]
Buzz: [gasps] Impossible!
[He looks to see Mr. Potato Head fiddling with the lock on the window]
Buzz: Hey!
[Mr. Potato Head gasps. Mr. Potato Head runs with Buzz, Ken, Big Baby, in hot pursuit. Woody uses a plastic straw to lift the clothes line with paintings on it up. Mr. Potato Head pounds on the door but it's no good. In the office, the Monkey watches with confusion at the scene]
Ken: A little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, smoothie.
[The Monkey is so busy watching the confrontation that he doesn't notice Slinky, sneak out of their cubbies. He creeps over and Woody uses a bag of marbles to make himself heavier and low him down to the ground, holding onto the line. He grabs Slinky, and lifts them up to the rafters unnoticed]
Ken: Well, well, well. You're turning out to be quite the troublemaker, aren't you? What did you think you were gonna do? Waltz right out of here?
Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, and I would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling toys! You ascot-wearing pink-noser! You're not a toy! You're an accessory! You're a purse with legs.
[kicks Ken]
Ken: Ow! Take him back to the box!
Mr. Potato Head: [as Big Baby grabs him and carries him off] No! No, not the box! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! I like ascots. Really. No, no, no!
Woody: Okay, check.
Ken: Good work, Lightyear. All right, resume your, uh, space-guy-thingy.
Buzz: [salutes] Yes, sir, well-groomed man!
Barbie: Ken! Ken? [sobs]
View Quote Lotso: Well, well! Look who's back.
[Stretch finds Woody and his friends, while Twitch and Sparks hit a badly damaged Chatter Telephone from up the wall]
Chatter Telephone: I'm sorry, cowboy... [Woody gasps in horror] They broke me.
Lotso: What are you all doing? Running back to your kid? He don't want you no more.
Woody: That's a lie!
Lotso: Is it? Tell me this, sheriff. If your kid loves you so much, why is he leaving? You think you're special, cowboy? You're a piece of plastic, you were made to be thrown away! [hears beeping] Speak of the devil. [notices a garbage truck in the distance, as Jessie gasps in horror] Now, we need toys in our caterpillar room, and you need to avoid that truck. Say, why don't you come on back, join our family again?
Jessie: This isn't a family, it's a prison! You're a liar and a bully! And I rather rot in this dumpster than join any "family" of yours!
Barbie: Jessie's right! Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!
Lotso: If that's what you want.
[Lotso and his gang are about to push Woody and his friends into the dumpster; all the while the garbage truck is halfway there]
Ken: Barbie, wait! Don't do this, Lotso!
Lotso: [turns to Ken threatingly] She's a Barbie doll, Ken! There's a hundred million, just like her!
Ken: Not to me, there's not. [Barbie gasps in relief]
Lotso: Fine! Then why don't you join them?! [picks up Ken and throws him into Andy's toys]
Barbie: Oh, Ken!
Ken: Everyone, listen! Sunnyside can be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair! It's Lotso! He's made us into a pyramid, and he put himself on top!
Lotso: Anyone concur with Ken? [the garbage truck gets closer] I didn't throw you away, your kid did! Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump! [turns away and starts to walk off]
Woody: Wait! What about Daisy?
Lotso: [stops with an angry look behind] I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Woody: Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Lotso: Yeah. Then she threw us out.
Woody: No. She lost you!
Lotso: She replaced us!
Woody: She replaced YOU! And if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby, and you've been lyin' ever since! [holds up Big Baby's "Daisy" nametag]
Lotso: [sees the nametag and is stunned with anger] Where'd you get that?!
Woody: She loved you, Lotso.
Lotso: She never loved me!!
Woody: As much as any kid ever loved a toy. [tosses the tag across the dumpster; Big Baby picks it up]
Big Baby: Mama...
Lotso: [snatches the tag] What?! You want your mommy back?! She never loved you! DON'T BE SUCH A BABY!!! [crushes it with his cane, while Big Baby starts crying] Push them in! ALL OF THEM! [Stretch hesitantly starts to push Woody and his friends in the dumpster] This is what happens when you dummies try to think! [angrily jabs Big Baby with his cane, while Sparks and Twitch gasp in horror] WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!!! [Big Baby suddenly lifts him up; his cane drops out of his paws] Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! [Big Baby throws him into the dumpster] No, no! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait! [Big Baby slams the lid]
Rex: He's gone!
Mr. Potato Head: Holy cow!
[Big Baby blows a raspberry at Lotso]
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