[walks to his gang]
Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit. But we need to go home.
We can have a whole new life here, Woody. A chance to make kids happy again.
Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.
You can make a new kid happy.
No, no, guys, really. No! I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy! And if he wants us at college, or in the attic, well, then, our job is to be there for him. Now, I'm going home. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. Come on, Buzz. [short pause] Buzz?
B Buzz
[walks over to Woody]
Our mission with Andy is complete, Woody.
B Buzz
And what's important now is we stay together.
[shows Andy's name on his boot]
We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Andy! Look under your boot, Buzz. You, too, Jessie. Whose name is written there?
Maybe Andy doesn't care about us anymore.
Of course he does. He cares about all of you! He was putting you in the attic. I saw. You can't just turn your back on him now!
[walks over to Woody, losing it]
Woody, wake up! It's over! Andy is all grown up!
[annoyed]
Okay, fine. Perfect! I can't believe how selfish you all are. [Jessie shows an angry look] So this is it? After all we've been through.
[Buzz walks to Woody and wants to shake his hand but Woody starts to storm off. Bullseye follows him behind]
Bullseye, no. You need to stay. [keeps on following him] Bullseye, no! I said stay! [Bullseye starts to whimpers] Look, I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now, stay. [starts to walk away]
A Mrs. Anderson
[off-screen]
Bonnie? Bonnie?
A Mrs. Anderson
[Woody runs to the door, they find their places quickly] [enters the door]
Bonnie, you in here?
[Woody heads through the door]
Lotso did something to him!
He thinks he's a real Space Ranger again!
Oh, yes. Return of the astro-nut.
Oh, Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy! I-- I was wrong.
Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.
No, no, it's my fault for leaving you guys. From now on, we stick together.
Woah-woah, hey listen. If any of you guys ever get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell them Woody made it home.
D Dolly
You came from Sunnyside?!
T Trixie
But, how did you escape?!
Well, it wasn't easy... what do you mean, escape?
Mr. Pricklepants Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.
B Buttercup
The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster.
Wha-how did you know that?
Mr. Pricklepants Chuckles, he'll tell you.
C Chuckles
[Chuckles explains his story about Lotso to Woody]
Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy, a friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso... Lotso was special. They did everything together. You've never seen a kid and a toy more in love. One day we took a drive. Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped. [remembers flashback]
She replaced us. Come on.
C Chuckles
No! She only replaced you.
[turns to Chuckles threateningly]
SHE REPLACED ALL OF US!!! DIDN'T SHE?! [grabs Big Baby as he tries to get to the window] She don't love you no more! [rips off Big Baby's name tag and throws it] NOW, COME ON! [drags Big Baby out with him]
C Chuckles
[narrates]
We were lost. Cast off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. [back to the present] He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
C Chuckles
I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys, they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys, they don't stand a chance.
Look, my friends are in there.
B Buttercup
You can't go back!
P Mr. Prickleplants
Pretending now would be suicide!
D Dolly
But what about your Andy?
T Trixie
Isn't he leaving for college?
YA Young Andy (as Woody)
You're going to jail, Bart!
YA Young Andy (as Mr. Potato Head)
Aah! Watch out!
[Andy continues playing until he sees his mom coming in and filming him]
Mom!
D Mrs. Davis
No, no, no! Just keep playing. Just pretend I'm not here. [as Molly knocks over the model bridge] Oh, no! Molly!
No, it's okay, Mom. It's a fifty-foot baby from outer space! And she's on a rampage! Run for your lives!
D Mrs. Davis
[laughing]
Buster, get out of there! Does the red light mean it's going?
[Buzz, in Spanish mode, sees Jessie for the first time]
¡Venga conmigo, señorita! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos con nuestro amor venceremos al mal! [Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and we shall vanquish all evil with our love!]
[Buzz plucks a dandelion and offers it to her. Woody pushes through the bushes and Jessie runs to him and hugs him]
Woody! Thank goodness!
Come on! We're almost there!
[The rest of the toys leave, Buzz, stunned and angry, throws down his dandelion]
¡El Vaquero! [The cowboy!]
[The toys run up to the trash chute. Woody tried to reach it by jumping but it was no good] [grunting]
Buzz, come here. Give me a lift.
[But instead of giving Woody a lift as instructed, Buzz pushes past him. He then presses a button on his chest] [voice-box]
¡Buzz Lightyear al rescate! [Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!]
[Buzz uses a broom to reach the hatch, sticks his feet in the handle and it opens]
Abierto. [It is open.]
Oh, way to go, Buzz. Come on.
[First lines; Mr. Potato Head, portraying One-Eyed Bart, jumps out of a train while carrying money sacks] [laughs evilly]
Money, money, money! Hey!
[Woody intercepts One-Eyed Bart on the train] [approaches One Eyed Bart and puts his boot on his face]
You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart.
Too bad, sheriff. I'm a married man.
[gasps and sees Mrs. Potato Head aka One Eyed Betty]
One Eyed Betty?
Hyah! HA! [starts swinging her purse at Woody]
[starts backing up to the end of the train then almost falls]
Whoa!
HYAH! [knocks Woody off. Woody screams as Mr. Potato Head laughs evilly then frowns]
[riding Bullseye with Woody]
I think you dropped something, mister!
Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
I've always wanted to go out with a bang! [holds a switch to arm a bomb on the tracks]
[cut to a group of Troll dolls riding the train]
Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!
[Three aliens drive up in a pink Barbie Corvette]
Ooh!
It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!
[the Potato Heads jump into the convertible and drive off]
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
[Bullseye speeds up passing the troll toys and reaching the locomotive pulling the train]
Hold him steady!
[Woody jumps into the locomotive and pushes a lever forward. The train starts to speed up]
Woody, hurry!
[Woody pulls another lever back, activating the brakes. However, the train fails to stop in time and plunges over the edge carrying Woody with it, much to the horror of Jessie and Bullseye, who watch helplessly]
No!
B Buzz
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Glad I could catch the train!
Now let's catch some criminals!
B Buzz
To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evilly] [pointing at the sky]
Ooh!
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Reach for the sky!
You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Huh?
B Buzz
[a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop]
Evil Dr. Porkchop!
That's Mr. Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
YA Young Andy (as Woody)
Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Woody, no! It'll kill you!
YA Young Andy (as Woody)
Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]
[In the playground at night with trucks and Twitch with the search light as Chatter said beforehand. Ken, Buzz, are doing roll call]
Springy dog.
[The Squeaky Alien Trio squeak in reply]
Cowgirl.
[Bullseye whinnies]
Piggy bank.
[Woody watches from the rafters above]
Barbie.
B Buzz
[Still no answer. Buzz looks at what seems to be Mr. Potato Head fast asleep in his cubby]
Hey, hey! Tuberous root-man! Wake up!
B Buzz
[The object rolls forward revealing to be an actual potato] [gasps]
Impossible!
B Buzz
[He looks to see Mr. Potato Head fiddling with the lock on the window]
Hey!
[Mr. Potato Head gasps. Mr. Potato Head runs with Buzz, Ken, Big Baby, in hot pursuit. Woody uses a plastic straw to lift the clothes line with paintings on it up. Mr. Potato Head pounds on the door but it's no good. In the office, the Monkey watches with confusion at the scene]
A little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?
That's Mr. Potato Head to you, smoothie.
[The Monkey is so busy watching the confrontation that he doesn't notice Slinky, sneak out of their cubbies. He creeps over and Woody uses a bag of marbles to make himself heavier and low him down to the ground, holding onto the line. He grabs Slinky, and lifts them up to the rafters unnoticed]
Well, well, well. You're turning out to be quite the troublemaker, aren't you? What did you think you were gonna do? Waltz right out of here?
Yeah, and I would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling toys! You ascot-wearing pink-noser! You're not a toy! You're an accessory! You're a purse with legs.
[kicks Ken]
Ow! Take him back to the box!
[as Big Baby grabs him and carries him off]
No! No, not the box! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! I like ascots. Really. No, no, no!
Good work, Lightyear. All right, resume your, uh, space-guy-thingy.
B Buzz
[salutes]
Yes, sir, well-groomed man!
