Most scenes together: Woody & Buzz Lightyear (32), Hamm & Mr. Potato Head (15), Rex & Hamm (14)
Toy Story quotes
Page 1 of 7But the hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good. The apron is a bit much, but the hat...
I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Oh. Good.
No.
[Buzz starts beating up Woody]
I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Oh, great, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death!
This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
The Claw!
The Claw is our master.
The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
This is ludicrous.
What, dear? What was that?
So where are you from, Singapore? Hong Kong?
Well no, I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four, as an elite Universe Protection Unit. I protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not actually from Mattel, I'm from a smaller company that was purchased in a levereged buy-out.
Hey Hamm, look at me! I'm Picasso!
I don't get it.
You uncultured swine!
How come YOU don't have a laser, Woody?
It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
What's with him?
Laser envy.
How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Everyone else was picked.
You are cleared to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
You've got a friend in me.
You've got a friend in me / When the road looks rough ahead / And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed.
Just remember what your old pal said / Boy, you've got a friend in me.
Yeah, you've got a friend in me...| You've got a friend in me.
You've got a friend in me.
You've got troubles.
I've got 'em too / There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you.
We stick together, we can see it through / 'Cause you've got a friend in me.
Yeah, you've got a friend in me...| Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am.
Bigger and stronger too.
Maybe.
But none of them will ever love you the way I do / It's me and you, boy.
And as the years go by.
Our friendship will never die.
You're gonna see, it's our destiny.
You've got a friend in me.
You've got a friend in me.
You've got a friend in me...| [song fades]
They must have kicked him out early this year.