Slinky Dog
Golly bob howdy!
Played by Jim Varney 
Toy Story (1995) · 99 quotes
Toy Story (1995) · 99 quotes
I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.
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Rex
[watching guests arrive for Andy's party with presents]
Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm
For crying out loud, they're all in boxes, you idiot!
Rex
They're getting bigger!
Slinky Dog
Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[girl turns round, revealing the full length of the box she's carrying; the toys scream]
Woody
Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay, everybody! Coast is clear.
Mr. Potato Head
[Woody watches as various other toys in the room come to life, including Mr. Potato Head] [puts his hat and nose back in their respective places]
Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
Mr. Potato Head
[The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk. Hamm the Piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot. Mr. Potato Head comes with his parts all mixed up]
Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm
I don't get it. [walks away]
Mr. Potato Head
You uncultured swine! What're you looking at, ya hockey puck?
Woody
[He walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused]
Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
Sarge
Sir! No, sir!
Woody
Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease. [jumps down from the bed and looks around] Hey, uh, Slinky?
Slinky Dog
[Slinky, a dog with a slinky spring between his head and back appears, pushing a checker board from under the bed]
Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody
No. Slink...
Slinky Dog
Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.
Woody
N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.
Slinky Dog
Bad news?!
Woody
[holds Slinky's mouth shut]
Shhh! [The toys stop and look at Woody, and Slinky] Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky Dog
Got it.
Woody
Be happy.
Slinky Dog
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Woody
Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.
Robot
[Snake hides under the bed]
Hey!
Woody
[He reaches under the bed and brings Snake out. An Etch-a-Sketch walks past Woody who stops in a Western battle way]
Hey, Etch. Draw!
Woody
[They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun]
Oh! Got me again. Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.
Slinky Dog
Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.
Woody
[The toys follow Slinky while Woody looks around]
Now, where is that... Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
Rex
[Then Rex jumps up and roars at Woody]
Roaaaaar!
Woody
[unimpressed]
How're you doin', Rex?
Rex
[stops roaring, calmly]
Were ya scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody
I was close to being scared that time.
Rex
I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming across off as annoying.
Woody
[Woody is grabbed by a crook and pulled towards Bo Peep] [coughs]
Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
Bo Peep
[sweetly yet flirtatiously]
I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
Woody
Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing.
Bo Peep
What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
Woody
[giggling sheepishly]
Oh, yeah! [mutters]
Bo Peep
Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.
Slinky Dog
[She walks off, leaving Woody baffled]
Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front. [A bull dog egg toy lets four other egg toys out] Hey, Woody, come on.
Woody
[Woody walks over to the podium (a Playskool Tinkertoy container) and stands. Mike, a speaker with a microphone attached, clears his throat to get Woody's attention and held out his microphone]
Oh, thanks, Mike.
Woody
[He picks up the microphone. Feedback is heard]
Okay, whoa. Step back.
Hamm
[Off-screen]
For crying out loud.
Woody
[Mike steps back until the feedback fades away]
Okay. Thank you. [blows into the microphone] Hello. Check. That better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. Okay, first item today: uh, oh, yeah... has everyone picked a moving buddy?
Toys
[The other toys are surprised]
What?
Hamm
Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
Rex
Well, I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
Mr. Potato Head
[holding one of his arms]
Do we have to hold hands?
Woody
[The other toys laugh]
Oh, yeah. You guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one! All right, next. Uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting... was, I think, a big success, and we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell
You're welcome.
Woody
Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here. [reads quietly] Andy's birthday party has been moved to today. Uh, next we have...
Rex
[The other toys are shocked]
What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not 'til next week!
Hamm
What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?
Woody
Well, obviously, she wanted to have the party before the move. [to the other toys] I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.
Mr. Potato Head
Of course Woody ain't worried. He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
Slinky Dog
Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head. If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me. Woody has never steered us wrong before.
Woody
[Mr. Potato Head looks at Mr. Spell, pointing at Slinky's butt then pulls out his mouth and tap his butt with it. Mr. Spell laughs]
Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.
Rex
But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!
Woody
Hey, listen. No one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about. It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
Woody
[Woody gestures Mike to move to him since the microphone's wire is stretched too far]
What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for, right?
Hamm
Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... THEY'RE HERE!! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT THREE O'CLOCK!!
Woody
[The other toys scream]
Stay calm, everyone!
Toys
[The toys run to the window passing Woody in a panic]
Hey!
Woody
[Mike even joins in the panic, taking the microphone out of Woody's hand]
Uh, meeting adjourned.
Hamm
[The other toys get to the window to see what's going on]
Ho, boy, will you take a look at all those presents?
Mr. Potato Head
I can't see a thing.
Hamm
[He pick out his two eyes and lifts them above the toys to see Andy's friends bringing in presents]
Yes, sir. We're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
Rex
Any dinosaur shaped ones?
Hamm
Oh, for crying out loud. They're all in boxes, you idiot.
Rex
They're getting bigger!
Slinky Dog
Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
Child
Hi!
Mr. Spell
[The boy holding the present turns to the other kid, revealing his present to be really long and making the toys panic. All toys scream in the process]
Spell: trash can.
Rex
We're doomed!
Woody
All right! All right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?
Rex
Yes! Yes! We promise!
Woody
Okay! Save your batteries.
Hamm
Eh, very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.
Sarge
[Upstairs in Andy's room, the toys hear Sarge's voice on the baby monitor]
Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
Woody
This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!
Sarge
Come in, Mother Bird. All right, Andy's opening the first present now.
Mr. Potato Head
Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! [Rex and Hamm look at him, confused] Hey, I can dream, can't I?
Sarge
The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. It's a... It's... It's a... a lunch box. We've got a lunch box here.
Woody
A lunch box?
Mr. Potato Head
Lunch box?
Slinky Dog
For lunch. [laughs]
Sarge
Okay, second present. It appears to be... Okay, it's bed sheets.
Mr. Potato Head
Who invited that kid?
Jennifer Davis
[Sarge watches as Jennifer picks up the presents one by one until there's only one left]
Oh, only one left.
Sarge
Okay, we're on the last present now.
Woody
Last present!
Sarge
It's a big one. It's a.... It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!
Woody
Whew!
Hamm
[The toys cheer]
Hallelujah! Yeah! All right!
Mr. Potato Head
[Hamm accidentally bumps Mr. Potato Head, knocking some of his parts out]
Hey, watch it!
Hamm
Sorry, old spud head.
Sarge
Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home.
Woody
[The men start to turn off the baby monitor]
So did I tell ya, huh? Nothing to worry about.
Slinky Dog
I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.
Jennifer Davis
[Just then Sarge sees Jennifer pull out a surprise present from the closet]
Wait a minute. Oh! What do we have here? Oooh!
Sarge
Wait! Turn that thing back on! [The baby monitor turns back and Sarge's voice is heard on it] Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet. Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.
Andy Davis
Mom, what is it?
Sarge
It's a huge package. [A boy gets in the way of Sarge's view] Oh, get outta the.... One of the kids is in the way. I can't see. [Mr. Potato Head puts his hand to his head and to his sides while Woody looks, anxiously] It's a...
Kids
Wow!
Rex
[Andy hold up his present over the plant. Upstairs, Rex is anxious to know what the present is]
It's a what? What is it? [shakes the lamp table and the baby monitor falls to the floor as the batteries pop out] Oh, no!
Mr. Potato Head
Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm
Way to go, Rex! [Potato Head is putting the batteries in backwards]
Woody
No, turn him around! Turn him around!
Hamm
He's putting him in backwa... Here, you're putting him in backwards!
Woody
[He tries to move the batteries forward]
Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!
Andy Davis
[He jumps down and shoves Hamm aside to put the batteries back in. Downstairs, Andy and his friends rush down the hallway towards the stairs]
Let's go to my room, guys!
Sarge
Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
Woody
[Woody puts the batteries back into the baby monitor] [grunts]
There!
Sarge
Juvenile intrusion! Repeat, resume your positions now!
Woody
Andy's coming, everybody! Back to your places! Hurry!
Hamm
[The toys hurry into position]
Get to your places! Get to your places!
Mr. Potato Head
[Rex screaming]
Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Rex
Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come!
Friend #1
[He bumps into the garbage pail with a teepee on it and falls over. As the boys run up the stairs, Lenny the binoculars walks to the shelves and Woody flops down on the bed just as Andy and his friends burst in]
Hey, look, its lasers light up.
Andy Davis
Take that, Zurg!
Friend #2
Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
Andy Davis
[He pushes Woody from his spot and drops a cardboard box shaped like a spaceship on it. Woody slides off the other side of the bed]
And you press his back and he does a karate-chop action!
Jennifer Davis
[Off-screen]
Come on down, guys! It's time for games! We've got prizes!
Andy Davis
Oh, yeah!
[They hurry out of the room and shut the door]
Woody
[The next morning, Woody opens the lid and looks from side to side then opens it] [grunts]
Finally! [sighs while feeling his head to find his hat missing] Hey, who's got my hat?
Shark
[pops up with Woody's hat on his head]
Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Woody
[laughing sarcastically]
Give me that!
Buzz Lightyear
Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief, Andy inscribed his name on me.
Rex and Slinky Dog
[He lifts his boot to show Andy's name written on it]
Wow!
Rex
With permanent ink too!
Buzz Lightyear
[Woody shakes in anger]
Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.
Bo Peep
[Woody watches this and lifts his boot up to look at Andy's name on it when Bo comes up beside him]
Don't let it get to you, Woody.
Woody
Uh... let what? I don't, uh...... What do you mean? Who?
Bo Peep
I know Andy's excited about Buzz. But you know he'll always have a special place for you.
Mr. Potato Head
Yeah, like the attic. [chuckling]
Woody
All right, that's it!
Buzz Lightyear
Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.
Robot
Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
Woody
[Snake uses his mouth to get the end of the tape and pulls it. Buzz hums as he works underneath his ship on a skateboard when Woody pulls him out]
Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz Lightyear
What are you talking about? [to Robot] Where's that bonding strip?
Woody
[He rolls underneath his ship but Woody pulls him back again]
And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves.
Buzz Lightyear
Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody
Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz Lightyear
Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody
Oh, yeah, tough guy?
Buzz Lightyear
[He opens his helmet and Buzz starts gasping and choking as he crotches down and holds Woody's leg to support himself. When he stops, he sniffs the air and realizes something]
The air isn't.... toxic. [to Woody] How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets! [puts his helmet back on]
Woody
You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? [laughs] Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear
You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!
Buzz Lightyear
Where?!
Sid Phillips
[Woody laughs and falls over, with Buzz not amused until they hear a dog barking and Andy's next-door neighbor, Sid Phillips, shouting] [first words]
Yes! [cackles]
Slinky Dog
Whoa!
Woody
[He ducks under the bed]
Uh-oh.
Slinky Dog
It's Sid!
Sid Phillips
Don't move!
Rex
[The egg toys jump into each other in fright]
I thought he was at summer camp.
Hamm
They must've kicked him out early this year.
Rex
Oh, no, not Sid!
Sid Phillips
[They climb up to the window]
Incoming! [throw stuff while the dog barks]
Mr. Potato Head
Who is it this time?
Woody
I... I can't... I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
Lenny
Right here, Woody.
Rex
Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.
Woody
[Woody uses Lenny to see what toy Sid is trying to take out]
Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.
Buzz Lightyear
[Buzz joins them]
What's going on?
Woody
Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.
Buzz Lightyear
I'd better take a look anyway. [uses Lenny to look at Combat Carl] Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody
That's why, Sid.
Buzz Lightyear
[Woody actually points Lenny at the dog]
Hmm, sure is a hairy fella.
Woody
[realizing his mistake of identifying Scud as Sid to Buzz]
No, no, that's Scud, you idiot! [moves Lenny up to Sid so that Buzz can see him properly] That is Sid.
Buzz Lightyear
[Sid cackles evilly]
You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head
That ain't no happy child.
Rex
He tortures toys, just for fun!
Buzz Lightyear
[Sid throws a block at the soldier]
Well, then, we've got to do something.
Bo Peep
[He climbs onto the windowsill] [gasps, putting her cane hook on Buzz's arm]
What are you doing? Get down from there!
Buzz Lightyear
I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
Woody
Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.
Buzz Lightyear
[He presses Buzz's laser button and it starts beeping]
Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous.
Lenny
[Lenny saw Sid lighting a match and lighting the little dynamite strapped to Combat Carl]
He's lighting it! He's lighting it! HIT THE DIRT!!
Buzz Lightyear
[Bo Peep screams]
Look out!
Sid Phillips
[They all take cover as the dynamite explodes destroying the soldier. They soon are back on the windowsill. Scud barks]
Yes! He's gone! He's history! [laughs with triumph]
Buzz Lightyear
I could've stopped him.
Woody
Buzz, I would love to see you try. [gesturing to Sid's yard] Of course I'd love to see you as a crater.
Bo Peep
The sooner we move, the better.
Slinky Dog
I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard.
Rex
[Woody step back unnoticed]
Oh, Buzz! [RC revs his engine to talk to the toys] Hey, everyone! RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
Mr. Potato Head
[RC revs his engine]
He's saying that this was no accident.
Toys
Huh?
Bo Peep
What do you mean?
Mr. Potato Head
I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed...
Slinky Dog
No!
Mr. Potato Head
By Woody! [points in Woody's direction]
Toys
What?!
Woody
Wait a minute. You, you don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head
That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!
Woody
[Bo Peep gasps]
Now, it was an accident! Guys, come on now, you...you gotta believe me.
Slinky Dog
We believe you, Woody. [looking at Rex for support] Right, Rex?
Rex
Well, ye-- n-- I don't like confrontations!
Sarge
[pops out of the bucket]
WHERE'S YOUR HONOR, DIRTBAG?! YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO -- HEY!!!!
Mr. Potato Head
[Woody puts the lid on the bucket]
You couldn't handle Buzz cutting in on your playtime, could you, Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy. So you got rid of him. Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, huh? You're gonna knock me out of the window too?
Hamm
I don't think we should give him the chance.
Sarge
[Then the lid opened and Sarge and his men jump out and jump onto Woody]
There he is, men! Frag him! [Soldiers yelling]
Mr. Potato Head
Let's string him up by his pull string!
Hamm
I've got dibs on his hat!
Bo Peep
Would you boys stop it?
Hamm
Tackle him!
Woody
No, no, no! W-W-Wait! I can explain everything.
Andy Davis
Okay, Mom, be right down. I've gotta get Buzz.
Sarge
Retreat!
Andy Davis
[The toys hid just as Andy enters his room and looks for Buzz]
Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
Jennifer Davis
No, I haven't seen him.
Mr. Potato Head
Psst!
Jennifer Davis
[Woody looks as Etch drew a hangman's noose while Mr. Potato Head pointed an accusing finger at him. Woody looks worried]
Andy, I'm heading out the door.
Andy Davis
But, Mom, I can't find him!
Jennifer Davis
Well, honey, just grab some other toy. Now come on!
Andy Davis
[sighs]
Okay.
Buzz Lightyear
[In a deleted scene, inside Andy's room]
Woody! [Woody gasps; extends a handshake of sportsmanship] I'd just like to wish you luck. I-I-I know you’d do the same for me.
Woody
[in Black Friday Reel; first words]
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
Buzz Lightyear
[Woody grabs Buzz's hand, then throws him suddenly out of the window]
Whoa!
Woody
[Buzz falls into the bushes from his point of view, fades to black, Woody lands in the bushes, and then cuts to Woody closing the blinders and turning around only to see the toys looking up in shock]
What? What, what what? What? What are you- What's everyone looking at? What?! Hey, he slipped. I tried to- He- I couldn't hold on- It was an a- He slipped!
Rex
[The toys then rush up to the window and peek out of the window to try and find Buzz out of concern for him]
I don't see him. I think he fell onto the street.
Hamm
Yeah, he's as good as roadkill.
Mr. Potato Head
He ain't going to pizza now.
Bo Peep
[As they are talking, Woody is seen smugly walking back to his spot on the bed and lying down on it. Bo Peep turns around and notices this]
Woody! You deliberately threw Buzz out of the window!
Woody
[shrugs]
Hey, it's a toy-eat-toy world.
Sarge
[All toys gasp in horror]
Cowboy! Where is your honor, dirtbag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to wear a 10-gallon hat on your pint-sized head! [turns to the bucket of soldiers] Men, search and rescue! I want a Medevac team on the devil!
Woody
[suddenly grabs Sarge]
At ease, sergeant. [then puts him back in the container]
Sarge
Hustle up! Move it! Move it! Move it! Hey!
Woody
[Woody notices Mr. Potato Head climbing up onto the bed, alongside Hamm and Rex]
Hey, spuds-for-brains! Heh, what do you think you're doing? Off the bed. [As they congregate, they glare at Woody, with Rex also, after some confusion, preparing to snarl at Woody] Hey! Off the bed!
Mr. Potato Head
You gonna make us, Woody?!
Woody
No, he is. Slinky! Slink. [looks around then sees Slinky is still on the floor] Slink- Slinky! Get up here and do your job! [Slinky comes up and hesitates] Are you deaf?! I said take care of them!
Slinky Dog
Uh, I'm sorry, Woody, but I, uh... I have to agree with them. I don’t think what you did was right.
Woody
[hysterically laughs]
What?! Am I hearing correctly? You don't think I was right? Who said your job was to think, spring wiener?!
Slinky Dog
Well, I-I just thought-
Woody
Just use this vast reserve of brainpower to consider this for a moment! If it wasn't for me, Andy wouldn't pay any attention to you at all! In fact, my stretchy friend, you would've been hauled off to Goodwill a long time ago, so shut your mouth and get - them - off - the - bed! Do it. Now, Slink, or I'm throwing you off!
Mr. Potato Head
[rushes to Slinky's defense]
You're gonna have to throw the two of us off!
Hamm
[rushes to Slinky's defense]
Make that three.
Rex
[rushes to Slinky's defense]
Count me in.
Mr. Potato Head
[pointing at Woody]
No, Woody, you get your butt off the bed.
Woody
[bored laugh]
Guys, I don't believe this. Heh! [beat] Are... Are you- Are you threatening me?!
Hamm
Yeah, get off the bed, ranch hand or we're throwing you off!
Woody
[carefully scowls at them]
Ha! You and what army?
Sarge
[The soldiers pop out of the barrel, and then the toys rush at Woody]
There he is, that dirtbag! Frag him! Move, move, move! Take no prisoners! Go for him! Go for the throat! Kill, kill, kill!
Toys
[Mr. Potato Head, Hamm, and Bo Peep grab Woody's arms, while Rex and the robot grab him by the legs. The toys then prepare to throw Woody off the bed]
One! Two!
Slinky Dog
[Just before they reach "three," a shout is heard and they turn to the window, with Slinky being near it]
Stop! Don't throw him off the bed!
Woody
Yeah!
Slinky Dog
[pulls up the blinds]
Throw him out the window, like he did to Buzz!!
Toys
[The toys then move towards the window as Woody protests]
Yeah!!
Woody
[in Black Friday Reel; last words]
No! Wait! No! Come on! Hey, man!
Andy Davis
[Andy grabs Woody and walks off to the car following him unnoticed]
I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
Jennifer Davis
Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.
Slinky Dog
[Buzz peaks out of the bushes and saw Andy holding Woody in his hand as he went to the car. Angered by being knocked out the window, Buzz runs to the car and jumps on the back bumper just as it moves out of the driveway. A chain of red monkeys is being lowered down to find Buzz by Bo Peep's cane but it's short from the bushes]
It's too short! We need more monkeys!
Rex
There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel. [drops the barrel and walks to the edge of the window to look out] Buzz! The monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan! Stay calm! Oh, where could he be?
Woody
[Outside, the mutant toys continue celebrating and congratulating each.]
Nice work, fellas. Good job. Coming out of the ground -- what a touch! That was a stroke of genius.
Buzz Lightyear
Woody. [Woody turns around and sees Buzz who's still affixed to Sid's launchpad. Buzz extends his hand to Woody] Thanks.
Jennifer Davis
[They share a smile as they shake hands, beginning their friendship, when they heard a car horn and they turn to see Andy and his family getting into the car] [Off-screen]
Everybody say, "Bye, house."
Buzz Lightyear
Woody! The van!
Andy Davis
[depressed]
Bye, house.
Woody
[Woody quickly hoist Buzz off the pole he was tied to] [to mutant toys]
We gotta run! Thanks, guys. [With the rocket still taped to Buzz, the two toys sprint to the fence. Woody peeks out to see Andy's van's engine roaring, starting up] Quick!
Buzz Lightyear
[Woody easily slips through the slats in the fence, but Buzz's rocket got him stuck. Woody climb to the rear bumper of the van then realizes Buzz's movement is silent. He looks back to discover that Buzz is stuck to the fence]
Just go! I'll catch up! [Woody looks between Buzz and the van then made a decision. He jumped down and ran back to Buzz. The van begins pulling out of the driveway. Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence. The two toys ran out to the street but the van is already driving away down the street. Then they heard a rumble and they look back to see the moving truck rolling towards them. Woody and Buzz scream. They duck down to avoid been hit by the truck as it rolls over them. After it passes, they start to chase it] Come on! [Scud is lying on the front porch when he perks up, seeing Woody, and Buzz running down the street after the moving truck. He growls, wanting to get back at them for duping him. Buzz runs faster than Woody and leap for a strap which is dangling from the back of the truck and grabs it to climb up to the bumper. Woody struggles to reach the strap but it keeps being out of reach] You can do it, Woody!
Woody
[Woody jumps and grabs the strap]
Whew, I made it! [laughs; Buzz gasps. Woody look back to see Scud running towards them. Woody screams. Scud bite on Woody's foot; kicking Scud with his other foot] Get away, you stupid dog! Down! Down! Aah! Aah!
Buzz Lightyear
[Scud began to drag Woody down to the end of the strap]
Hold on, Woody!
Woody
I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!
Buzz Lightyear
No!
Woody
[Buzz jumps off of the truck and onto Scud's snout. He pull Scud's eyelids and snap them hard. Scud yelps in pain, letting go of Woody. He bucks wildly with Buzz still on him]
Buzz!
[Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and strains to get it open. Just then, the moving truck and the family van stop at the traffic lights. Woody slams into the door, making it slide up, carrying him with it. Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he saw a box marked Andy's toys. Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz tumbles under a parked car. Scud runs to the car but can't get to Buzz due to the car too big for him to fit under. Woody open the box and inside is Slinky, Rex, Mr. Potato Head and Hamm]
Toys
What?
Rex
Are we there already? Woody!
Slinky Dog
Woody?! How'd you--
Hamm
How did you-- [Woody push the box to the side and begin rummaging through the next box. Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys poke their heads out] What's going on? What's he taking?
Woody
Aha, there you are!
Mr. Potato Head
[The toys watch in confusion as Woody took out RC and his remote control out of the box]
Hey! What's he doing?
Rex
[Woody runs to the back of the truck and kicks RC out onto the street, making the toys scream in horror]
He's at it again!
Mr. Potato Head
[Woody turn on the remote and send RC to the parked car, pasting Scud on the way. RC's motor whirrs happily at Buzz being OK and Buzz smiles at him. Woody laughs. The traffic light turned green, allowing the moving truck and Andy's family van to drive on]
Get him!
Woody
[The toys pour out of their boxes and charge towards Woody. Woody look back, gasps and quickly turn the wheel on the remote, making RC zoom with Buzz on board him towards the truck with Scud in hot pursuit. Woody steers the remote while trying to fend off the angry toys]
Ah-h!! Ah-h! No, no! [Scud continues chasing Buzz and RC down the street, nearly close to chomp on him. In the truck, Rocky lifts Woody and spin him around in circles] No, no, no! Wait! [as Rocky spins him] Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
Buzz Lightyear
[RC suddenly starts going around in circles because of the remote going around in Woody's hand] [spinning]
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
Hamm
[Rocky throws Woody to the floor, making RC going straight again with Scud still chasing him and Buzz clinging to him. Hamm leaps off a pile of boxes and onto Woody]
Pig pile!
[The impact makes RC jump into the air and back onto the road. Buzz lands on RC, facing backwards. The traffic lights turn red and the wall of cross traffic move from both directions. Buzz looks back to see the lines of traffic in front of him. Buzz screams. He and RC drive straight into the lines of traffic with Scud blindly following them. Scud saw a car slamming on it's brakes on his side and went wide-eyed, realizing his mistake and skids to stop. The car swerves to avoid Scud and crashes into another car. Buzz and RC zipped through before the other cars collide with each other. Soon there is a multi-car pile up that encircles Scud, trapping him. He runs back and forth, trying to find a way out while people in their cars honk their horns at each other and shouting at each other]
Driver #1
Get out of that car!
Driver #2
Move it!
Woody
[Buzz look up to see the crash and let out a sigh of relief, both for getting away from Scud and avoid getting hit by the cars. Back on the truck, Rocky holding Woody (still holding the remote) above his head and walk towards the open door]
No, wait, you don't understand! Buzz is out there! We've gotta help him!!
Mr. Potato Head
[Woody swings his remote around knocks Mr. Potato Head's parts fall off his body and onto the floor]
Toss him overboard!
Woody
No, no, no, wait! Ah!
Rex
[The toys throw Woody out into the road. The toys cheered as the truck rolled away]
Hooray!
Mr. Potato Head
So long, Woody!
Buzz Lightyear
[Woody getting hit as the auto passes over him. Woody looks Buzz and RC arrives]
Whoa! Woody!
Woody
[RC hops up Woody and keeps driving. Woody found themselves sit in front of Buzz holds the remote]
Well, thanks for the ride.
Buzz Lightyear
[pointing ahead]
Look out!
Woody
[They slam into the rear tire of the auto in front of them. Woody screams and quickly turns the tire on the remote control]
Now let's catch up to that truck!
Lenny
[Woody switches from the remote control and RC speeds up towards the moving truck. The toys are busy congratulating one another when Lenny glances and looks Woody and Buzz]
Guys, guys, Woody riding RC, and Buzz is with them!
Toys
WHAT?!!
Bo Peep
[The toys rush to the edge of the open truck. Bo lifts Lenny up to look through him]
It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!
Slinky Dog
[The toys including Mr. Potato Head gasps and horrified]
What have we done?!
Rex
Great. Now I have guilt.
Woody
We're almost there.
Bo Peep
[RC is gaining on the moving truck]
Rocky, the ramp!
Buzz Lightyear
[Rocky rush over to a lever and push down the lever and the ramp starts to lower down. Woody and Buzz look up and come down]
Look out!
Slinky Dog
[RC sped back just before the ramp slams down and sparks flew from the flashing in a road] [to other toys]
Quick, hold on to my tail!
Mr. Potato Head
[Mr. Potato Head and Rex grab on to Slinky's tail, allowing Slinky leaps off the truck and onto the ramp. Slinky stretches out to Woody. Woody hands the remote to Buzz and leans forward to grab Slinky's paw]
Attaboy, Slink!
Slinky Dog
[Then all of a sudden, RC starts to slow down, pulls Slinky's front end off the ramp]
Woody! Woody! Speed up!
Woody
[to Buzz]
Speed up!
Buzz Lightyear
The batteries, they're running out!
Slinky Dog
[RC's headlight eyes sag as he slows down even more]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Slinky Dog
[Inside the minivan as the Hakuna Matata song from The Lion King plays, Molly look at the sideview mirror and saw RC with Woody, Buzz in it and Molly squeals. Slinky screams]
I can't hold on much longer!
Woody
Slink, hang on!
Slinky Dog
[Slinky's paws slips out, sends his front shooting back into the truck and knocks over the toys] [screams]
Ouch!
[RC slows down and sputters to the stop]
