“Finally! Hey, who's got my hat?” – Woody, Toy Story ... Movie Quotes Database

Woody

[The next morning, Woody opens the lid and looks from side to side then opens it] [grunts]

Finally! [sighs while feeling his head to find his hat missing] Hey, who's got my hat?

Shark

[pops up with Woody's hat on his head]

Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy.

Woody

[laughing sarcastically]

Give me that!

Buzz Lightyear

Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief, Andy inscribed his name on me.

Rex and Slinky Dog

[He lifts his boot to show Andy's name written on it]

Wow!

Rex

With permanent ink too!

Buzz Lightyear

[Woody shakes in anger]

Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.

Bo Peep

[Woody watches this and lifts his boot up to look at Andy's name on it when Bo comes up beside him]

Don't let it get to you, Woody.

Woody

Uh... let what? I don't, uh...... What do you mean? Who?

Bo Peep

I know Andy's excited about Buzz. But you know he'll always have a special place for you.

Mr. Potato Head

Yeah, like the attic. [chuckling]

Woody

All right, that's it!

Buzz Lightyear

Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.

Robot

Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.

Woody

[Snake uses his mouth to get the end of the tape and pulls it. Buzz hums as he works underneath his ship on a skateboard when Woody pulls him out]

Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.

Buzz Lightyear

What are you talking about? [to Robot] Where's that bonding strip?

Woody

[He rolls underneath his ship but Woody pulls him back again]

And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves.

Buzz Lightyear

Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?

Woody

Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

Buzz Lightyear

Don't even think about it, cowboy.

Woody

Oh, yeah, tough guy?

Buzz Lightyear

[He opens his helmet and Buzz starts gasping and choking as he crotches down and holds Woody's leg to support himself. When he stops, he sniffs the air and realizes something]

The air isn't.... toxic. [to Woody] How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets! [puts his helmet back on]

Woody

You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? [laughs] Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz Lightyear

You're mocking me, aren't you?

Woody

Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!

Buzz Lightyear

Where?!

Sid Phillips

[Woody laughs and falls over, with Buzz not amused until they hear a dog barking and Andy's next-door neighbor, Sid Phillips, shouting] [first words]

Yes! [cackles]

Slinky Dog

Whoa!

Woody

[He ducks under the bed]

Uh-oh.

Slinky Dog

It's Sid!

Sid Phillips

Don't move!

Rex

[The egg toys jump into each other in fright]

I thought he was at summer camp.

Hamm

They must've kicked him out early this year.

Rex

Oh, no, not Sid!

Sid Phillips

[They climb up to the window]

Incoming! [throw stuff while the dog barks]

Mr. Potato Head

Who is it this time?

Woody

I... I can't... I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?

Lenny

Right here, Woody.

Rex

Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.

Woody

[Woody uses Lenny to see what toy Sid is trying to take out]

Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.

Buzz Lightyear

[Buzz joins them]

What's going on?

Woody

Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.

Buzz Lightyear

I'd better take a look anyway. [uses Lenny to look at Combat Carl] Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

Woody

That's why, Sid.

Buzz Lightyear

[Woody actually points Lenny at the dog]

Hmm, sure is a hairy fella.

Woody

[realizing his mistake of identifying Scud as Sid to Buzz]

No, no, that's Scud, you idiot! [moves Lenny up to Sid so that Buzz can see him properly] That is Sid.

Buzz Lightyear

[Sid cackles evilly]

You mean that happy child?

Mr. Potato Head

That ain't no happy child.

Rex

He tortures toys, just for fun!

Buzz Lightyear

[Sid throws a block at the soldier]

Well, then, we've got to do something.

Bo Peep

[He climbs onto the windowsill] [gasps, putting her cane hook on Buzz's arm]

What are you doing? Get down from there!

Buzz Lightyear

I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.

Woody

Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.

Buzz Lightyear

[He presses Buzz's laser button and it starts beeping]

Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous.

Lenny

[Lenny saw Sid lighting a match and lighting the little dynamite strapped to Combat Carl]

He's lighting it! He's lighting it! HIT THE DIRT!!

Buzz Lightyear

[Bo Peep screams]

Look out!

Sid Phillips

[They all take cover as the dynamite explodes destroying the soldier. They soon are back on the windowsill. Scud barks]

Yes! He's gone! He's history! [laughs with triumph]

Buzz Lightyear

I could've stopped him.

Woody

Buzz, I would love to see you try. [gesturing to Sid's yard] Of course I'd love to see you as a crater.

Bo Peep

The sooner we move, the better.

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