Annie Potts movie quotes

View Quote [answering the door and seeing a cop there] Dropping off or picking up?

View Quote [answering a customer] Ghostbusters, whaddaya want?!

View Quote [after the team finally gets their first job] WE GOT ONE!!!

View Quote Rex: Hey guys, RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
Mr. Potato Head: He says that this was no accident!
Rex: What?
Bo-Peep: What are you saying?
Mr. Potato Head: I'm saying that "Humpty Dumpty" was pushed...by Woody!
Bo-Peep: What?!
Woody: Oh, come on now, you don't think I really meant to kill Buzz, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, backstabbing murderer!

View Quote Woody: Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay, everybody! Coast is clear.
[Woody watches as various other toys in the room come to life, including Mr. Potato Head]
Mr. Potato Head: [puts his hat and nose back in their respective places] Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
[The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk. Hamm the Piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot. Mr. Potato Head comes with his parts all mixed up]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm: I don't get it. [walks away]
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you looking at, ya hockey puck?
[He walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused]
Woody: Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
Sarge: Sir! No, sir!
Woody: Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease. [jumps down from the bed and looks around] Hey, uh, Slinky?
[Slinky, a dog with a slinky spring between his head and back appears, pushing a checker board from under the bed]
Slinky Dog: Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody: No. Slink...
Slinky Dog: Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.
Woody: N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.
Slinky Dog: Bad news?!
Woody: [holds Slinky's mouth shut] Shhh! [The toys stop and look at Woody, and Slinky] Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky Dog: Got it.
Woody: Be happy.
Slinky Dog: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Woody: Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.
[Snake hides under the bed]
Robot: Hey!
[He reaches under the bed and brings Snake out. An Etch-a-Sketch walks past Woody who stops in a Western battle way]
Woody: Hey, Etch. Draw!
[They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun]
Woody: Oh! Got me again. Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.
Slinky Dog: Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.
[The toys follow Slinky while Woody looks around]
Woody: Now, where is that... Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
[Then Rex jumps up and roars at Woody]
Rex: Roaaaaar!
Woody: [unimpressed] How're you doin', Rex?
Rex: [stops roaring, calmly] Were ya scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming across off as annoying.
[Woody is grabbed by a crook and pulled towards Bo Peep]
Woody: [coughs] Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
Bo Peep: [sweetly yet flirtatiously] I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
Woody: Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing.
Bo Peep: What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
Woody: [giggling sheepishly] Oh, yeah! [mutters]
Bo Peep: Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.
[She walks off, leaving Woody baffled]
Slinky Dog: Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front. [A bull dog egg toy lets four other egg toys out] Hey, Woody, come on.

View Quote [The next morning, Woody opens the lid and looks from side to side then opens it]
Woody: [grunts] Finally! [sighs while feeling his head to find his hat missing] Hey, who's got my hat?
Shark: [pops up with Woody's hat on his head] Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Woody: [laughing sarcastically] Give me that!
Buzz Lightyear: Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief, Andy inscribed his name on me.
[He lifts his boot to show Andy's name written on it]
Rex and Slinky Dog: Wow!
Rex: With permanent ink too!
[Woody shakes in anger]
Buzz Lightyear: Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.
[Woody watches this and lifts his boot up to look at Andy's name on it when Bo comes up beside him]
Bo Peep: Don't let it get to you, Woody.
Woody: Uh... let what? I don't, uh...... What do you mean? Who?
Bo Peep: I know Andy's excited about Buzz. But you know he'll always have a special place for you.
Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, like the attic. [chuckling]
Woody: All right, that's it!
Buzz Lightyear: Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.
Robot: Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
[Snake uses his mouth to get the end of the tape and pulls it. Buzz hums as he works underneath his ship on a skateboard when Woody pulls him out]
Woody: Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz Lightyear: What are you talking about? [to Robot] Where's that bonding strip?
[He rolls underneath his ship but Woody pulls him back again]
Woody: And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves.
Buzz Lightyear: Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody: Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz Lightyear: Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody: Oh, yeah, tough guy?
[He opens his helmet and Buzz starts gasping and choking as he crotches down and holds Woody's leg to support himself. When he stops, he sniffs the air and realizes something]
Buzz Lightyear: The air isn't.... toxic. [to Woody] How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets! [puts his helmet back on]
Woody: You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? [laughs] Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!
Buzz Lightyear: Where?!
[Woody laughs and falls over, with Buzz not amused until they hear a dog barking and Andy's next-door neighbor, Sid Phillips, shouting]
Sid Phillips: [first words] Yes! [cackles]
Slinky Dog: Whoa!
[He ducks under the bed]
Woody: Uh-oh.
Slinky Dog: It's Sid!
Sid Phillips: Don't move!
[The egg toys jump into each other in fright]
Rex: I thought he was at summer camp.
Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.
Rex: Oh, no, not Sid!
[They climb up to the window]
Sid Phillips: Incoming! [throw stuff while the dog barks]
Mr. Potato Head: Who is it this time?
Woody: I... I can't... I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
Lenny: Right here, Woody.
Rex: Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.
[Woody uses Lenny to see what toy Sid is trying to take out]
Woody: Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.
[Buzz joins them]
Buzz Lightyear: What's going on?
Woody: Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.
Buzz Lightyear: I'd better take a look anyway. [uses Lenny to look at Combat Carl] Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody: That's why, Sid.
[Woody actually points Lenny at the dog]
Buzz Lightyear: Hmm, sure is a hairy fella.
Woody: [realizing his mistake of identifying Scud as Sid to Buzz] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot! [moves Lenny up to Sid so that Buzz can see him properly] That is Sid.
[Sid cackles evilly]
Buzz Lightyear: You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child.
Rex: He tortures toys, just for fun!
[Sid throws a block at the soldier]
Buzz Lightyear: Well, then, we've got to do something.
[He climbs onto the windowsill]
Bo Peep: [gasps, putting her cane hook on Buzz's arm] What are you doing? Get down from there!
Buzz Lightyear: I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
Woody: Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.
[He presses Buzz's laser button and it starts beeping]
Buzz Lightyear: Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous.
[Lenny saw Sid lighting a match and lighting the little dynamite strapped to Combat Carl]
Lenny: He's lighting it! He's lighting it! HIT THE DIRT!!
[Bo Peep screams]
Buzz Lightyear: Look out!
[They all take cover as the dynamite explodes destroying the soldier. They soon are back on the windowsill. Scud barks]
Sid Phillips: Yes! He's gone! He's history! [laughs with triumph]
Buzz Lightyear: I could've stopped him.
Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try. [gesturing to Sid's yard] Of course I'd love to see you as a crater.
Bo Peep: The sooner we move, the better.

View Quote [finishes stapling records to the window display] Applause, applause, APPLAUSE.

View Quote Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss.

View Quote [On the phone with boyfriend] "Bondage has no place in my life. Since when? Since I spent the night tied up in the backseat of your car!"

View Quote Why would someone steal Woody?

View Quote Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo! Not in front of Buzz...
Bo Peep: Naah, let him look.

View Quote Bo: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz: [coughs] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

View Quote Oh, Sheriff Woody, you’re always coming to the rescue.

View Quote Kids lose their toys every day.

View Quote Woody, who needs a kid’s room when you can have all of this?