...human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!
Dr. Peter Venkman
Bill Murray · 47 quotes
Janine Melnitz
Annie Potts · 33 quotes
Dr. Raymond Stantz
Dan Aykroyd · 17 quotes
Dr. Egon Spengler
Harold Ramis · 14 quotes
Winston Zeddmore
10 quotes
Dr. Ray Stantz
9 quotes
Dana Barrett
Sigourney Weaver · 7 quotes
Louis Tully
Rick Moranis · 6 quotes
Winston Zeddemore
Ernie Hudson · 6 quotes
Most scenes together: Dr. Peter Venkman & Janine Melnitz (24), Dr. Peter Venkman & Dr. Egon Spengler (11), Dr. Raymond Stantz & Janine Melnitz (11)
Ghostbusters quotes
Page 1 of 5Not that I know of. [Door immediately slams in his face]
Is this a trick question?
That's the bedroom... But nothing ever happened in there.
What a crime...
There is no Dana... there is only Zuul.
Oh Zuulie, you little nut, now, come on....
What a lovely singing voice you must have.
You know, you don't act like a scientist.
They're usually pretty stiff.
You're more like a game show host.
There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
What?
Don't cross the streams.
Why?
It would be bad.
I'm a little fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing here. What do you mean, "bad"?
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Total protonic reversal!
That's bad. Okay. All right, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Dr. Peter Venkman [nervously staring down Slimer]: Come in... Ray.
Dr. Rawmond Stantz
Venkman? I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!!
It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me.
Ugly little spud, isn't he?
I think he can hear you, Ray.
Don't move, it won't hurt you.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
VENKMAN!!! Venkman!! Venkman!! Pete! Are you okay?
He slimed me.
That's GREAT!!! ACTUAL PHYSICAL CONTACT!!! Can you move?
I feel so funky!
[exiting a bank]
You're not going to lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages nowadays.
I know, but at 19%? You didn't even bargain with the guy.
Are you guys serious about this catching a ghost?
I'm always serious.
(pause)
Egon, I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you. (Takes out a candy bar and hands it to Egon) Here...you've...you've earned it.
(Ray chuckles at both of them)
For whatever reasons, Ray, call it... fate, call it luck, call it karma, I believe everything happens for a reason. I believe that we were destined to get thrown outta this dump.
For what purpose?
To go into business for ourselves. [Takes a swig of schnapps]
This ecto-containment unit that Spengler and I talked about is going to take a load of bread to capitalize. Where are we going to get the money?
Have you, or any member of your family, ever been diagnosed schizophrenic...mentally incompetent?
Alice (librarian)
My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.
I'd call that a big yes.
Hey Egon, you know, this reminds me of the time that you tried to drill a hole through your head.
That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
I know. I'll prove myself to you.
That's not necessary.
Then you'll say, 'Pete Venkman's a guy who can get things done. I wonder what makes him tick? I wonder if he'd be interested in knowing what makes me tick.' I bet you'll be thinking about me, after I'm gone.
I bet I will. [shoves him out]
This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor What do you mean, "biblical"?
What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA!
Mayor Enough! I get the point! And what if you're wrong?
If we're wrong, then nothing happens. We'll go to jail. Peacefully. Quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.