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Joe Ranft movie quotes

22 quotes from 3 movies
Joe Ranft
Heimlich

Someday, I will be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better.

We're losin' the audience! You clowns get out there now!

Heimlich

I hate performing on an empty stomach!

Do your act, Heimlich, then you can eat.

P.T., what's the point?

Not now, Slim.

What's the point of going out there? They'll only laugh at me.

That's because you're a clown!

No. It's because I'm a PROP! You always cast me as the broom! The pole! The stick! A splinter!

You're a walking stick! It's funny! NOW, GO!

You parasite.

Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages! Rub your legs together for the world's greatest bug circus!

[the circus wagon arrives with the circus music playing]

WAIT A MINUTE! [music screeches to a halt]

Heimlich
[nervously]

I think I'm going to wet myself!

[out of the corner of his mouth]

Steady...

What's going on here?

Well, uh...

Uh, yes. We were invited by Princess Atta as a surprise for your arrival.

Squish 'em.

[Slim and Francis gasp; the grasshoppers advance on the circus bugs; Dim backs into the cannon launching Tuck and Roll out of it; they dance in front of the grasshoppers, singing their usual gibberish, then get into a fight]

Now, that's funny.

[he and the other grasshoppers sit back in their seats laughing hysterically]

I guess we could use a little entertainment. Looks like you did something right for once, Princess.

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I'm sorry honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.

Wheezy the Penguin

What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one step away from here, to there. [He points out the window to a yard sale.]

Geri the Cleaner

You can't rush art.

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Look at that, would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. That's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. [Nemo chuckles] Jacques! I said no cleaning!

Jacques

I am ashamed.

I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?

Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.

Yes, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.

Pet Palace.

Fish-O-Rama.

Deb

Mail order.

eBay.

So, kid, what is it?

I'm from... the ocean.

Ahh, the ocean... THE OCEAN?! AAARGH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! JACQUES!

Jacques

Oui?

CLEAN HIM!

Jacques

Oui.

Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white! You have been summoned to the top of Mt. Wannahokaloogie to join with us, in the fraternal bonds... of tankhood.

Huh?!

We want you in our club, kid.

Oh, cool!

If you can survive... the Ring... of... FIRE!!!

[Nothing happens.]

Come on, the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire!

Jacques
[Jacques suddenly comes to attention.]

Sorry!

You said you could do this!

[Bubbles explode out of the top of the "volcano".]

The Ring of Fire!

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