[Sid's little sister Hannah is playing tea party with a dressed up Buzz] [through voice-box]
There's a secret mission in uncharted space! Let's go!
H Hannah
Really? That is so-o-o-o-o interesting. Would you like some more tea, Mrs. Nesbitt? It's so nice you could join us on such late notice. What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt. It goes quite well with your head.
[Later that night, to Sid approaching his house on his skateboard, humming to some rock music. Buzz peep out to see Andy's house next-door]
Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here! You're almost home.
A Alien
Nirvana is coming! The mystic portal awaits!
Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.
[Sid opens the door and Scud snaps and barks at his bag]
Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy. Sit! Good boy! [Scud sits down and growls] Hey, I got something for you, boy.
[Woody, Buzz and the alien freeze as Sid grabs the alien and put him on Scud's head]
Ready, set, now! [Scud grabs the alien and starts to shake it back and forth in a blur. While growling at the same time Woody, and Buzz watch this with utter distraught and horror] Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
Did I get my package in the mail?
HP Hannah Phillips
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
HP Hannah Phillips
I don't know.
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No she's not!
[Sid runs upstairs]
I'll have to perform one of my... operations!
HP Hannah Phillips
No! Don't touch her! NO!
Not Sid's room! Not there...
HP Hannah Phillips
Sid! Give her back! Sid! [as Sid slams the door on her] Sid!
Oh, no! We have a sick patient here, nurse! Prepare the OR, stat!
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[Off-screen]
Sid, give her back! Give her back now! I'm telling!
[Sid puts Janie in a vise]
Patient is prepped. No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. [puts on a mask and pulls out a toy pterodactyl from a crate] Now for the tricky part. Pliers!
I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
[Sid finishes doing his "medical" stuff] [doing a nurse's voice]
Doctor, you've done it! Hannah? [opens the door where Hannah is standing] Janie's all better now.
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[screaming]
Mom! Mom!
She's lying! Whatever she says, it's not true!
[He goes out of the room shutting the door behind him]
[Woody looks around and saw the mutant toys]
Guys! [The mutant toys retreat to hide from him] No, no, no! Wait! Wait! Listen! Please! There's a good toy down there and he's -- he's going to be blown to bits in a few minutes all because of me. I've gotta save him! [pause] -- But I need your help. [For a while, the mutants look at Woody and consider his proposal, but to Woody it seems like they're not responding. Woody dejectedly bows his head, until he sees Babyface timidly creeps out from under the bed] Please. He's my friend. [Lets it sink in. He loses hope] He's the only one I've got. [For a response, it would seem that no help will come, that is until Babyface crawls out and taps a code on the bedpost. The other mutant toys come out of hiding and come over to a relieved Woody; to Babyface] Thank you. [to the others] Okay. I think I know what to do. We're going to have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everybody.
[Inside Andy's room Andy's now fully empty and former bedroom where the movers are moving the boxes of Andy's toys out of it. A forlorn Andy holds his cowboy hat and Buzz's cardboard spaceship in his hands and with a sad sigh, he walks out of the room, unaware that next door, Sid is carrying materials under his arm from his shed] [as astronaut]
Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control. Launch pad is being constructed! Heh-heh.
[He puts the stuff down next to Buzz who is still inanimate. Outside Sid's door, Scud is planted, poised to strike anything that comes out. In the room, and the mutant toys are planning to rescue Buzz]
All right, listen up. I need Pump Boy here -- Ducky here. Legs? [Legs, a fishing rod with doll's legs, step forward] You're with Ducky. [to the others] RollerBob and I don't move till we get the signal. Clear? [The mutant toys nodded in agreement] Okay, let's move! [The mutant toys split up. Scud barks, hearing the commotion. Legs and Ducky, Mark and Bucky open the face plate off a heating grate and run inside the duct. They went down the duct and found a intersection. Ducky saw the right tunnel and quacks to Legs, Mark and Bucky to follow him and they went down the right tunnel. Woody hops onto RollerBob, a skateboard with a soldier's upper torso tied to the front] Wind the frog. [A toy car with hands and feet winds up a frog with wheels instead of legs. Ducky, Legs, Mark and Bucky move towards a junction box in front of them. Hand-in-the-Box, a jack-in-the-box with a monster hand glove grabs the doorknob. Back in the rafters, Ducky and Legs lift the loose junction box which is attached to the porch light up into the rafters. Ducky stick his head out of the hole to see if the coast is clear. In the room, the other mutant toys are waiting for Ducky to give them the signal] Wait for the signal. [Ducky put Legs' hook onto his neck and Legs lower him down to the door. Ducky began swinging back and forth to reach the doorbell til with a big swing, he reaches the doorbell and rings it, thus signaling the other mutant toys and Woody] Go! [Hand-in-the-Box opens the door and the car with hands let go of the frog with wheels. It speeds out of the room and past Scud who began to chase it] All right, let's go. Now!
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[RollerBob uses his arms to move his skateboard, Woody and the other mutant toys out of the room. Downstairs, Hannah approaches the door]
I'm coming. I'm coming.
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[She touches the doorknob. Bucky sees it and freezes just as Hannah opens the door. There's no one there. She didn't even see Ducky on the porch in front of her. Scud chases the frog downstairs. The frog races in between Hannah's legs and into Ducky's hands. Legs lifts Ducky and the frog out of the way just as Scud bursts through the door onto the porch, knocking Hannah over in the process]
Scud!
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[Ducky quacks with laughter. He and Legs put the porch light back in place as Scud barks up at them, realizing that he's been duped. Hannah gets back up]
Stupid dog!
[She slams the door in Scud's face and went down the hall. Woody, and the mutant toys flew down the stairs and through the kitchen towards a dog door in front of them]
Lean back!
[The mutants push back, causing RollerBob to do a wheelie and they fly through the dog door and catapult into the bushes]