Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home.
[The men start to turn off the baby monitor]
So did I tell ya, huh? Nothing to worry about.
I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.
[Just then Sarge sees Jennifer pull out a surprise present from the closet]
Wait a minute. Oh! What do we have here? Oooh!
Wait! Turn that thing back on! [The baby monitor turns back and Sarge's voice is heard on it] Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet. Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.
AD Andy Davis
Mom, what is it?
It's a huge package. [A boy gets in the way of Sarge's view] Oh, get outta the.... One of the kids is in the way. I can't see. [Mr. Potato Head puts his hand to his head and to his sides while Woody looks, anxiously] It's a...
[Andy hold up his present over the plant. Upstairs, Rex is anxious to know what the present is]
It's a what? What is it? [shakes the lamp table and the baby monitor falls to the floor as the batteries pop out] Oh, no!
Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Way to go, Rex! [Potato Head is putting the batteries in backwards]
No, turn him around! Turn him around!
He's putting him in backwa... Here, you're putting him in backwards!
[He tries to move the batteries forward]
Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!
AD Andy Davis
[He jumps down and shoves Hamm aside to put the batteries back in. Downstairs, Andy and his friends rush down the hallway towards the stairs]
Let's go to my room, guys!
Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody puts the batteries back into the baby monitor] [grunts]
There!
Juvenile intrusion! Repeat, resume your positions now!
Andy's coming, everybody! Back to your places! Hurry!
[The toys hurry into position]
Get to your places! Get to your places!
[Rex screaming]
Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come!
F1 Friend #1
[He bumps into the garbage pail with a teepee on it and falls over. As the boys run up the stairs, Lenny the binoculars walks to the shelves and Woody flops down on the bed just as Andy and his friends burst in]
Hey, look, its lasers light up.
AD Andy Davis
Take that, Zurg!
F2 Friend #2
Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
AD Andy Davis
[He pushes Woody from his spot and drops a cardboard box shaped like a spaceship on it. Woody slides off the other side of the bed]
And you press his back and he does a karate-chop action!
[Off-screen]
Come on down, guys! It's time for games! We've got prizes!
AD Andy Davis
Oh, yeah!
[They hurry out of the room and shut the door]
I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard.
[Woody step back unnoticed]
Oh, Buzz! [RC revs his engine to talk to the toys] Hey, everyone! RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
[RC revs his engine]
He's saying that this was no accident.
I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed...
By Woody! [points in Woody's direction]
Wait a minute. You, you don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you Potato Head?
That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!
[Bo Peep gasps]
Now, it was an accident! Guys, come on now, you...you gotta believe me.
We believe you, Woody. [looking at Rex for support] Right, Rex?
Well, ye-- n-- I don't like confrontations!
[pops out of the bucket]
WHERE'S YOUR HONOR, DIRTBAG?! YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO -- HEY!!!!
[Woody puts the lid on the bucket]
You couldn't handle Buzz cutting in on your playtime, could you, Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy. So you got rid of him. Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, huh? You're gonna knock me out of the window too?
I don't think we should give him the chance.
[Then the lid opened and Sarge and his men jump out and jump onto Woody]
There he is, men! Frag him! [Soldiers yelling]
Let's string him up by his pull string!
I've got dibs on his hat!
No, no, no! W-W-Wait! I can explain everything.
AD Andy Davis
Okay, Mom, be right down. I've gotta get Buzz.
AD Andy Davis
[The toys hid just as Andy enters his room and looks for Buzz]
Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
[Woody looks as Etch drew a hangman's noose while Mr. Potato Head pointed an accusing finger at him. Woody looks worried]
Andy, I'm heading out the door.
AD Andy Davis
But, Mom, I can't find him!
Well, honey, just grab some other toy. Now come on!
AD Andy Davis
[sighs]
Okay.
AD Andy Davis
[At the Dinoco gas station where Andy's car drives up to it and parks to a gas tank]
Can I pump the gas?
Sure! I'll even let you drive.
AD Andy Davis
[sarcastic]
Yuk, yuk, yuk. Funny, mom.
[Woody unfreezes] [hearing the conversation but worried about what will happen if he returns without Buzz]
Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident? [Then, Buzz appears on the sunroof above Woody and he spot him] Buzz? [Buzz drops in the car landing on a seat next to Woody as Woody gets up] Buzz! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy'll find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake. [removes the fly from Buzz's helmet and wipes it while Buzz just glares at him] Huh, right? [pants, weakly] Buddy?
I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
[puts his head against Woody’s]
But we're not on my planet. Are we?
[Buzz tackles Woody and the two start fighting. They rolled underneath the car, fighting. Buzz kicks Woody to the tire]
Okay. Come on! You want a piece of me? [Buzz punches Woody, making his face spin until he stops it. Woody lunges at Buzz, pinning him down, open his helmet and punches his face, making a squeaky noise with each punch. Buzz then closes his helmet on Woody's hand, making him cry out in pain] Owww!
[voice-box]
Buzz-Buzz-Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
[Woody put his foot on Woody's back while pulling his arms back which makes Woody yell in pain.]
Aah-ouch!
[Then they heard Andy and his mom coming to the car]
Next stop...
AD Andy Davis
Pizza Planet! Yeah!!!
[He gets in the car and it drives off, leaving Woody and Buzz behind] [gasps]
Andy! [he and Buzz were left behind at a Dinoco gas station] Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? [gasps loudly and knees on ground, sobbing] I'm lost! I'm a lost toy!
[pause; as Woody sobs] [to his "intercom"]
Buzz Lightyear mission log. The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort.
[Woody angrily starts running to Buzz, but a Dinoco oil tanker truck's honking noise is heard and they look up. Buzz hides while Woody lays down. The truck stops, inches from Woody. He gets up and bumps into Buzz from behind.]
According to my navi-computer, the...
[quietly]
Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Sheriff, this is no time to panic! [closes his "intercom"]
This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Oh, yeah?! Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
WHAT?! What are you talking about?!
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
YOU... ARE... A... TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. [gives Woody the Vulcan salute] Farewell!
Oh yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya loony!
PD Pizza Delivery Guy
[A Pizza Planet truck pulls into the station. Woody sees it]
Hey, gas dude!
GS Gas Station Attendant
You talking to me?
[Woody looks at the Pizza Planet logo on the side of the truck]
Pizza Planet? [realizing it's a way to reunite with Andy] Andy!
PD Pizza Delivery Guy
Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is?
GS Gas Station Attendant
Just a moment...
[Woody is about to go to the truck but then realizes something]
Oh, no. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. Buzz! Buzz, come back!
No, Buzz, you've gotta come back! I... [sees that the truck has a rocket on the roof which gives him an idea] I found a spaceship! [Buzz stops and turns around] It's a spaceship, Buzz!
PD Pizza Delivery Guy
[Buzz looks curious for a second]
Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like, the pizzas are getting cold here!
[The camera goes down to Buzz, Woody looking at the truck]
Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.
Well then, let's climb aboard. [runs towards the truck]
No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
PD Pizza Delivery Guy
So that's two lefts, and then a right, huh?
GS Gas Station Attendant
Yeah.
PD Pizza Delivery Guy
Okay, thanks for the directions.
[Buzz climbs up to the door window and jumps behind the pizza boxes so the driver won't see him]
Buzz!
[The truck starts up so Woody runs to the back of the truck. Woody saw Buzz strap his seat belt on]
It's much safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot!
[The driver hits the accelerator and the truck speeds forward, throwing Woody off guard and he hits the back of the cargo hold. The truck swerves to the left and Woody hit the side of it. As the truck rolls up a hill, a big box rolls toward him. Woody yells as the box smacks into him]
PP Pizza Planet Announcer
[The truck soon arrives at Pizza Planet and stops. Buzz looks up to see a giant model of a rocket near the building and heard the P.A. speaking]
Next shuttle lift-off scheduled for T-minus 30 minutes and counting.
PP Pizza Planet Guard
[Buzz looks at the entrance to see two robotic guards near it]
You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
PP Pizza Planet Announcer
[They move their spears aside and the doors open to let some customers inside]
The white zone is for eating pizza only. The white zone is for...
[Buzz goes to the back to check on Woody]
Sheriff. Sheriff? [The trash falls down to reveal Woody all flattened] There you are. [Woody falls over on the trash] Now the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside. [Woody gets up with a cup over his head, coughing] Great idea, Woody. I like your thinking.
PP Pizza Planet Guard
You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
Okay, now! Quickly, Sheriff, the airlock is closing!
PP Pizza Planet Announcer
[They make it through just as the door closes]
Jones, party of five: Your shuttle is now boarding at counter 12.
K Kids
[as Buzz and Woody drops down]
Hey, Mom! Can we have some tokens?
[Buzz bumps into Woody]
Ow! Watch where you're going!
Sorry. [Woody and Buzz run between video games and took off their disguises. They look in awe at the arcade games around them with kids playing on them] What a spaceport! Good work, Woody!
AD Andy Davis
[Woody looks around at the kids playing on arcade games until they heard Andy's voice from a game nearby]
Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?
AD Andy Davis
Oh, it's so cool...
Now we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.
Wait a minute! No, no, no! Buzz! This way! There's a special ship. I just saw it!
You mean it has hyperdrive?
Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh, turf. [watches Andy and his family as they move closer to them; tracking Andy and family] Come on, come on, that's it...
Where is it? I don't see the -- [then saw a claw game that looks like a rocket] Spaceship!
All right, Buzz, get ready, and... [Buzz runs off, unnoticed by Woody who has his eyes on Andy] Okay, Buzz, when I say "go," we're gonna jump in the basket. [notices that Buzz is not beside him and saw him running towards the claw game] Buzz! [Buzz jumps through the prize door] Don't! No!
AD Andy Davis
[Andy rounds the bend]
Hey, Mom, if I eat all of my pizza, can I have some alien slime?
This cannot be happening to me!
[He starts to walk but forced back to hide when a man walks by]
[At Andy's house, the other toys are looking for Buzz with a torch when they heard a rustle in the bushes and shine the light on it]
Hey, you guys! I think I've found him. Buzz! Is that you?! [Whiskers yowls] Whiskers! Will you get out of here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue. [We heard the Davis's car pull up to the house, and Rex turns off the torch to prevent them seeing the light; whispering] Look! They're home!
AD Andy Davis
[The car pulls up and stops. Andy and his mom get out]
Mom, have you seen Woody?
Where was the last place you left him?
AD Andy Davis
Right here in the van.
[The toys listened to their conversation]
I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.
AD Andy Davis
He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.
Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.
Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty.
Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?
Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.
[Outside, the mutant toys continue celebrating and congratulating each.]
Nice work, fellas. Good job. Coming out of the ground -- what a touch! That was a stroke of genius.
Woody. [Woody turns around and sees Buzz who's still affixed to Sid's launchpad. Buzz extends his hand to Woody] Thanks.
[They share a smile as they shake hands, beginning their friendship, when they heard a car horn and they turn to see Andy and his family getting into the car] [Off-screen]
Everybody say, "Bye, house."
AD Andy Davis
[depressed]
Bye, house.
[Woody quickly hoist Buzz off the pole he was tied to] [to mutant toys]
We gotta run! Thanks, guys. [With the rocket still taped to Buzz, the two toys sprint to the fence. Woody peeks out to see Andy's van's engine roaring, starting up] Quick!
[Woody easily slips through the slats in the fence, but Buzz's rocket got him stuck. Woody climb to the rear bumper of the van then realizes Buzz's movement is silent. He looks back to discover that Buzz is stuck to the fence]
Just go! I'll catch up! [Woody looks between Buzz and the van then made a decision. He jumped down and ran back to Buzz. The van begins pulling out of the driveway. Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence. The two toys ran out to the street but the van is already driving away down the street. Then they heard a rumble and they look back to see the moving truck rolling towards them. Woody and Buzz scream. They duck down to avoid been hit by the truck as it rolls over them. After it passes, they start to chase it] Come on! [Scud is lying on the front porch when he perks up, seeing Woody, and Buzz running down the street after the moving truck. He growls, wanting to get back at them for duping him. Buzz runs faster than Woody and leap for a strap which is dangling from the back of the truck and grabs it to climb up to the bumper. Woody struggles to reach the strap but it keeps being out of reach] You can do it, Woody!
[Woody jumps and grabs the strap]
Whew, I made it! [laughs; Buzz gasps. Woody look back to see Scud running towards them. Woody screams. Scud bite on Woody's foot; kicking Scud with his other foot] Get away, you stupid dog! Down! Down! Aah! Aah!
[Scud began to drag Woody down to the end of the strap]
Hold on, Woody!
I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!
[Buzz jumps off of the truck and onto Scud's snout. He pull Scud's eyelids and snap them hard. Scud yelps in pain, letting go of Woody. He bucks wildly with Buzz still on him]
Buzz!
[Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and strains to get it open. Just then, the moving truck and the family van stop at the traffic lights. Woody slams into the door, making it slide up, carrying him with it. Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he saw a box marked Andy's toys. Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz tumbles under a parked car. Scud runs to the car but can't get to Buzz due to the car too big for him to fit under. Woody open the box and inside is Slinky, Rex, Mr. Potato Head and Hamm]
Are we there already? Woody!
How did you-- [Woody push the box to the side and begin rummaging through the next box. Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys poke their heads out] What's going on? What's he taking?
[The toys watch in confusion as Woody took out RC and his remote control out of the box]
Hey! What's he doing?
[Woody runs to the back of the truck and kicks RC out onto the street, making the toys scream in horror]
He's at it again!
[Woody turn on the remote and send RC to the parked car, pasting Scud on the way. RC's motor whirrs happily at Buzz being OK and Buzz smiles at him. Woody laughs. The traffic light turned green, allowing the moving truck and Andy's family van to drive on]
Get him!
[The toys pour out of their boxes and charge towards Woody. Woody look back, gasps and quickly turn the wheel on the remote, making RC zoom with Buzz on board him towards the truck with Scud in hot pursuit. Woody steers the remote while trying to fend off the angry toys]
Ah-h!! Ah-h! No, no! [Scud continues chasing Buzz and RC down the street, nearly close to chomp on him. In the truck, Rocky lifts Woody and spin him around in circles] No, no, no! Wait! [as Rocky spins him] Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[RC suddenly starts going around in circles because of the remote going around in Woody's hand] [spinning]
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[Rocky throws Woody to the floor, making RC going straight again with Scud still chasing him and Buzz clinging to him. Hamm leaps off a pile of boxes and onto Woody]
Pig pile!
[The impact makes RC jump into the air and back onto the road. Buzz lands on RC, facing backwards. The traffic lights turn red and the wall of cross traffic move from both directions. Buzz looks back to see the lines of traffic in front of him. Buzz screams. He and RC drive straight into the lines of traffic with Scud blindly following them. Scud saw a car slamming on it's brakes on his side and went wide-eyed, realizing his mistake and skids to stop. The car swerves to avoid Scud and crashes into another car. Buzz and RC zipped through before the other cars collide with each other. Soon there is a multi-car pile up that encircles Scud, trapping him. He runs back and forth, trying to find a way out while people in their cars honk their horns at each other and shouting at each other]
D1 Driver #1
Get out of that car!
[Buzz look up to see the crash and let out a sigh of relief, both for getting away from Scud and avoid getting hit by the cars. Back on the truck, Rocky holding Woody (still holding the remote) above his head and walk towards the open door]
No, wait, you don't understand! Buzz is out there! We've gotta help him!!
[Woody swings his remote around knocks Mr. Potato Head's parts fall off his body and onto the floor]
Toss him overboard!
[The toys throw Woody out into the road. The toys cheered as the truck rolled away]
Hooray!
[Woody getting hit as the auto passes over him. Woody looks Buzz and RC arrives]
Whoa! Woody!
[RC hops up Woody and keeps driving. Woody found themselves sit in front of Buzz holds the remote]
Well, thanks for the ride.
[pointing ahead]
Look out!
[They slam into the rear tire of the auto in front of them. Woody screams and quickly turns the tire on the remote control]
Now let's catch up to that truck!
L Lenny
[Woody switches from the remote control and RC speeds up towards the moving truck. The toys are busy congratulating one another when Lenny glances and looks Woody and Buzz]
Guys, guys, Woody riding RC, and Buzz is with them!
[The toys rush to the edge of the open truck. Bo lifts Lenny up to look through him]
It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!
[The toys including Mr. Potato Head gasps and horrified]
What have we done?!
[RC is gaining on the moving truck]
Rocky, the ramp!
[Rocky rush over to a lever and push down the lever and the ramp starts to lower down. Woody and Buzz look up and come down]
Look out!
[RC sped back just before the ramp slams down and sparks flew from the flashing in a road] [to other toys]
Quick, hold on to my tail!
[Mr. Potato Head and Rex grab on to Slinky's tail, allowing Slinky leaps off the truck and onto the ramp. Slinky stretches out to Woody. Woody hands the remote to Buzz and leans forward to grab Slinky's paw]
Attaboy, Slink!
[Then all of a sudden, RC starts to slow down, pulls Slinky's front end off the ramp]
Woody! Woody! Speed up!
The batteries, they're running out!
[RC's headlight eyes sag as he slows down even more]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Inside the minivan as the Hakuna Matata song from The Lion King plays, Molly look at the sideview mirror and saw RC with Woody, Buzz in it and Molly squeals. Slinky screams]
I can't hold on much longer!
[Slinky's paws slips out, sends his front shooting back into the truck and knocks over the toys] [screams]
Ouch!
[RC slows down and sputters to the stop]
AD Andy Davis
[Last lines; Months later, it's Christmas in Andy's new house. In the living room, Andy, his mom and Molly are around the Christmas tree, opening presents]
Which one can I open first?
Let's let Molly open one.
[In the Christmas tree, Sarge is using his binoculars to spy on them. His soldiers turn on the baby monitor to which they're holding in the branches. The other monitor plays on Andy's night stand] [over the monitor]
Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense.
[Buzz now with his helmet permanently opened, is sitting on the edge of Andy's bed while Hamm rests on the nightstand. They listen to the monitor] [to the room]
Hey, heads up everybody! It's showtime.
[The toys, and Woody are mingling together like a typical office Christmas party]
Oh, it's time!
[The toys stop dancing and hurried over to the monitor. Woody is about to follow when Bo grabs him with her crook]
Whoooooah! Oh, Bo! [rubbing his neck] There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.
Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
[Bo points her crook upwards to her sheep with mistletoe in their mouths]
Say, isn't that mistletoe?
[Bo drops her crook, dips Woody and kisses him. The toys are congregated below the monitor this time with excitement instead of fear this time] [to Slinky]
Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur, like a leaf-eater. That way, I could play the, uh, dominant predator. [laughs]
[Slinky laughs with him]
Quiet, everyone, quiet!
[over monitor]
Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head. Repeat. A Mrs. Potato Head.
[Mr. Potato Head looks overjoyed]
Way to go, Idaho!
[He takes off his moustache piece and flick it away. Woody climbs onto the bed and join Buzz, his face covered in lipstick from Bo kissing him] [over monitor]
Come in, Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first present it's a... [static]
[Buzz bangs the side of the monitor]
Buzz, Buzz Lightyear. You are not worried, are you?
[over monitor]
I can't quite make out -- [static]
[defensively]
Me? No, no, no, no... Mm-mmm. Are you?
[laughing]
Now, Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
AD Andy Davis
Oh, what is it? What is it?
AD Andy Davis
[Buster is heard barking]
Wow, a puppy!
[Woody and Buzz look at each other in surprise for a sec then share a worried smile]
