“Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay, everybody! Coast is...” – Woody, Toy Story ... Movie Quotes Database

Woody

Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay, everybody! Coast is clear.

Mr. Potato Head

[Woody watches as various other toys in the room come to life, including Mr. Potato Head] [puts his hat and nose back in their respective places]

Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.

Mr. Potato Head

[The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk. Hamm the Piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot. Mr. Potato Head comes with his parts all mixed up]

Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!

Hamm

I don't get it. [walks away]

Mr. Potato Head

You uncultured swine! What're you looking at, ya hockey puck?

Woody

[He walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused]

Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?

Sarge

Sir! No, sir!

Woody

Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease. [jumps down from the bed and looks around] Hey, uh, Slinky?

Slinky Dog

[Slinky, a dog with a slinky spring between his head and back appears, pushing a checker board from under the bed]

Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

Woody

No. Slink...

Slinky Dog

Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.

Woody

N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.

Slinky Dog

Bad news?!

Woody

[holds Slinky's mouth shut]

Shhh! [The toys stop and look at Woody, and Slinky] Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.

Slinky Dog

Got it.

Woody

Be happy.

Slinky Dog

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Woody

Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.

Robot

[Snake hides under the bed]

Hey!

Woody

[He reaches under the bed and brings Snake out. An Etch-a-Sketch walks past Woody who stops in a Western battle way]

Hey, Etch. Draw!

Woody

[They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun]

Oh! Got me again. Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.

Slinky Dog

Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.

Woody

[The toys follow Slinky while Woody looks around]

Now, where is that... Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

Rex

[Then Rex jumps up and roars at Woody]

Roaaaaar!

Woody

[unimpressed]

How're you doin', Rex?

Rex

[stops roaring, calmly]

Were ya scared? Tell me honestly.

Woody

I was close to being scared that time.

Rex

I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming across off as annoying.

Woody

[Woody is grabbed by a crook and pulled towards Bo Peep] [coughs]

Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

Bo Peep

[sweetly yet flirtatiously]

I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

Woody

Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing.

Bo Peep

What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

Woody

[giggling sheepishly]

Oh, yeah! [mutters]

Bo Peep

Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

Slinky Dog

[She walks off, leaving Woody baffled]

Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front. [A bull dog egg toy lets four other egg toys out] Hey, Woody, come on.

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