I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Oh. Good.
No.
[Buzz starts beating up Woody]
Buzz Lightyear
Tim Allen · 48 quotes
Rex
Wallace Shawn · 25 quotes
Hamm
John Ratzenberger · 22 quotes
Mr. Potato Head
Don Rickles · 22 quotes
Slinky Dog
Jim Varney · 12 quotes
Jennifer Davis
11 quotes
Andy Davis
John Morris · 9 quotes
Sarge
9 quotes
Bo Peep
Annie Potts · 8 quotes
Hannah Phillips
Sarah Rayne · 4 quotes
Toys
4 quotes
Sidney "Sid" Phillips
Erik von Detten · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Woody & Buzz Lightyear (32), Hamm & Mr. Potato Head (15), Rex & Hamm (14)
Toy Story quotes
Page 3 of 7Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip (adhesive tape)?
[slides under his ship with a skateboard] [pulls him back out]
And another thing. Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!
How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Everyone else was picked.
[Sid's little sister Hannah is playing tea party with a dressed up Buzz] [through voice-box]
There's a secret mission in uncharted space! Let's go!
Really? That is so-o-o-o-o interesting. Would you like some more tea, Mrs. Nesbitt? It's so nice you could join us on such late notice. What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt. It goes quite well with your head.
Hey who's got my hat?
Shark [wearing Woody's hat]
Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
For crying out loud, they're all in boxes, you idiot!
They're getting bigger!
Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[girl turns round, revealing the full length of the box she's carrying; the toys scream]
Hey guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
You're mocking me, aren't you?
Oh no-no-no-no. Buzz, look! An Alien!
Where?!
[slaps knees and laughs breathlessly]
[Woody is trapped in a box in Sid's room, whilst Buzz is strapped to a rocket]
Hey Buzz, get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me! [Buzz looks away, depressed] Oh, come on Buzz, I... I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Sure you can, Buzz, you can get me outta here. And then I'll get that rocket off you, and we can make a break for Andy's house!
Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?
Buzz, you've had a big fall, you're must not be thinking clearly...
No Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger, I'm just a toy, a stupid little insignificant toy.
Whoa, wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a "Space Ranger."
Yeah, right.
No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you're the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy.
But why would Andy want me?
[incredulous]
Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up its moving parts just to be you! You've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that, that whoosh thing! You are a cool toy! As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean, what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I do is... [yanks his pullstring] Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
[Sid is about to light the rocket Buzz is attached to] [through voice box, without having his string pulled]
Reach for the sky-y-y-y-y!
This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
What?
Somebody's poisoned the water hole!
It's busted.
[Sid reacts, disturbed]
That's right, I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips. We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or ripped apart.
"We"?
That's right, your toys.
[all the mutant toys come to life and surround Sid, who is terrified]
From now on you must take good care of your toys. Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. [spinning his head around] We toys can see e-e-e-every-y-ythi-i-i-ing. [comes to life] So play nice.
[Sid runs away, screaming in terror]
[Woody and Buzz are attached to a rocket that is about to explode]
Aaaagh! This is the part where we blow up!
Not today!
[Buzz opens his wings, freeing himself and Woody from the rocket before it blows to pieces; they begin to glide through the air]
Buzz! You're flying!
This isn't flying! This is falling, with style!
To infinity and beyond!
[Listening to the baby monitor to track Andy's Christmas presents] [teasing]
Buzz, you're not worried, are you?
No, no, no. [pause] Are you?
[the sound of barking is suddenly heard over the baby monitor]
Wow, a puppy!
[Woody and Buzz exchange nervous smiles]
I was close to being scared that time.
I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming off as annoying.
So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
Well, no. I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the Galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.
All right. That's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Toy?
T-O-Y. Toy!
Excuse me. I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
The word I'm searching for; I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Oh, well, that's good.
But we're not on my planet. Are we?
No.
[they start fighting]