How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!
Buzz Lightyear
Tim Allen · 48 quotes
Rex
Wallace Shawn · 25 quotes
Hamm
John Ratzenberger · 22 quotes
Mr. Potato Head
Don Rickles · 22 quotes
Slinky Dog
Jim Varney · 12 quotes
Jennifer Davis
11 quotes
Andy Davis
John Morris · 9 quotes
Sarge
9 quotes
Bo Peep
Annie Potts · 8 quotes
Hannah Phillips
Sarah Rayne · 4 quotes
Toys
4 quotes
Sidney "Sid" Phillips
Erik von Detten · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Woody & Buzz Lightyear (32), Hamm & Mr. Potato Head (15), Rex & Hamm (14)
Toy Story quotes
Page 1 of 7How come YOU don't have a laser, Woody?
It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
What's with him?
Laser envy.
So where are you from, Singapore? Hong Kong?
Well no, I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four, as an elite Universe Protection Unit. I protect the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not actually from Mattel, I'm from a smaller company that was purchased in a levereged buy-out.
Sergeant It's a Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Way to go, Idaho!
Gee, I'd better shave! [plucks off his moustache and tosses it aside]
I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Oh, great, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death!
Hey guys, RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
He says that this was no accident!
What?
What are you saying?
I'm saying that "Humpty Dumpty" was pushed...by Woody!
What?!
Oh, come on now, you don't think I really meant to kill Buzz, do you? Potato Head?
That's Mr. Potato Head to you, backstabbing murderer!
This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
Squeaky Aliens
[pointing up]
The Claw!
1st Alien
The Claw is our master.
2nd Ailen
The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
This is ludicrous.
[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls]
Buzz? Are you okay?
What happened to you?
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister. [the headless dolls wave]
Don't you get it?! You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nesbitt!!
Snap out of it, Buzz! [opens Buzz's helmet, slaps Buzz across the face with the detached arm, then closes the helmet]
[calmly]
You're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this. [breaks down again] Oh, I'm a sham!
To infinity and beyond!
Years of academy training, wasted!
Don't you get it?! [points to a doll's hat on his head] You see the hat?! I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
[Mr. Potato Head has put his eyes, mouth and nose in a position that reflects a famous Picasso work]
Hey Hamm, look at me! I'm Picasso!
I don't get it.
You uncultured swine!
I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
(weeping)
But the hat looked good? Tell me the hat looked good. The apron is a bit much, but the hat...