Oh, a survivor. Where's the rebel base? Talk! [slaps Woody to the ground and walks over to the window] I can see your will is strong. [opens the blinds blocking the sun] Well, we have ways of making you talk. [took out a magnifying glass and uses it to aim the sunlight on Woody's forehead, making it smolder; as Interrogator] Where are your rebel friends NOW? [sinister chuckle]
GP Grace Phillips
Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready.
Alright!
[He runs out of the room and drops the magnifying glass in the process. Woody unfreezes and feels the burning on his forehead. Woody screams. He runs to a bowl of half-eaten cereal in colors (with milk) on the floor, and dunks his head in. Buzz runs over to Woody, pausing to remove two suction cup darts from his person before pulling Woody out of the bowl. Two colorful Froot-Loops stick to each of Woody's eyes like glasses]
Are you all right? I'm proud of you, Sheriff. A lesser man would've talked under such torture.
[Woody picks up a spoon and looks at the smolder in his reflection]
I sure hope this isn't permanent.
[checking his wrist communicator]
Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport.
[Woody sees the door in the reflection of the spoon. It was open]
The door! It's open! We're free!!
Woody, we don't know what's out there!
I'll tell you wha... [screams; The mutant toys block the way and Woody ducks behind Buzz] They're gonna eat us, Buzz!! Do something! Quick!
Shield your eyes! [fires his laser at Babyface but it just flickers on his forehead which surprises and shocks Buzz, when the mutant toys are blocking the way] It's not working! I recharged it before I left. It should be good for hours--
Oh, you idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate chop action! [presses a button on Buzz's back which makes his right arm move up and down as they advance around the mutant toys toward the door; to mutants] Get away! Hoo-cha! Hoo-cha!
Hey! Hey!! How are you doing that? Stop that!
Back! Back, you savages! Back!
Sorry guys, but dinner's canceled! [drops Buzz and ran out into the hallway upstairs] There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home...
[He ran down the stairs but then stopped when he saw Scud sleeping on them. He crept back up the stairs slowly as he could. Buzz's hand grabs him over his mouth and pulls him back behind the wall Woody muffled gasp]
Another stunt like that, cowboy, you're going to get us killed.
Don't tell me what to do!
Shhh!
[Buzz checks that Scud is still asleep then darts across the stairwell opening to the other end of the hallway. He motions for Woody to follow. Woody cowardly crawls across the open area behind him to Buzz. As Woody stands up, his pull string gets caught on the curls of the iron railing. The toys start to creep down the hallway, unaware that Woody's pull string has caught on the railing. Then Woody's pull string comes loose and his voice box starts up]
[voice-box]
Yeeeehaaaw!! Giddy-up partner!... We got to get this wagon train a moving!
[The noise from the voice box wakes Scud up and he follows it up the steps. Woody and Buzz look worried]
Split up!
[Buzz dives into a room while Woody jumps into a closet just as Scud reaches the top of the stairs. He heard the door slam and went over to sniff anything suspicious. Buzz skid to hide behind the door. Sensing his movement, Scud walks towards the door as Buzz stood back. Then as Scud moves curiously closer to Buzz, they heard snoring and look up to see Sid's father fast asleep on a La-Z-Boy recliner in front of the TV. Scud then backs out and head down the stairs]
[Thunder rumbles as dark clouds appear over head. As Woody slumps on the windowsill in defeat, he heard some noises behind them. They turn to see the mutant toys converging around Buzz]
Buzz! [They hurry off the table and over to the mutant toys] Go away, you disgusting freaks! [screams and Babyface turns over and grabs Buzz's arm with his erector-set pinchers to which Woody is shielding himself and have a tug-o-war over it] All right, back! Back, you cannibals! Aah! Ooh! [loses his grip and falls back, hitting the wall. Buzz is swarmed by the mutant toys. Woody runs over to them with anger] He is still alive, and you're not gonna get him, you monsters! What are you doing?! [furiously throws the mutant toys aside. Then as Buzz is revealed, he have his arm reattached to him] Hey?! Hey, they fixed you! [move Buzz's arm to see if what he saw is true] But -- but they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys. [The mutant toys step back to reveal Janie and the Pterodactyl who have been repaired as well with tape around their repaired necks and heads. The mutant toys look innocently at Woody] Uh, sorry. I-I thought that you were gonna, [laughs nervously] you know, eat my friend. [The mutant toys immediately retreat to the dark shadows of Sid's room] Hey! No, no, wait! Hey! What's wrong?
Sid!!! [tries to pick up the still depressed Buzz, but he just went limp] Buzz! Come on, get up! Use your legs! [tried dragging Buzz to the table but the progress is very slow] Fine! Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!
[He leave Buzz sitting alone in the middle of the floor and hides under a milk crate just as Sid bursts in carrying a box]
It came! It finally came! [went over to his workbench and rip open the package; reverently] The big one. [pulls out a big rocket which has THE BIG ONE written on the side of it; reading the rocket label] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." COOL... [looks around] What am I gonna blow? Man...hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll? [spots the milk crate on the floor and picks it up but Woody has hid himself on the underside of it. Sid steps on Buzz's laser, beeping it. He look down a Buzz] Yes! I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit. Ha-ha. [straps Buzz to the rocket and put a toolbox on the milk crate, making Woody shock] Oh, no... [goes to the window. Suddenly, he smacks his head against the window] Aw, man! [Woody breathes out with relief at this, Sid's face brightens up as he look at bad weather; as Newscaster] Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of the shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site. Tomorrow's forecast... [smacks Buzz down on the desk and winds his alarm clock up] Sunny. Ha-ha-ha. Sweet dreams.
[Woody looks around and saw the mutant toys]
Guys! [The mutant toys retreat to hide from him] No, no, no! Wait! Wait! Listen! Please! There's a good toy down there and he's -- he's going to be blown to bits in a few minutes all because of me. I've gotta save him! [pause] -- But I need your help. [For a while, the mutants look at Woody and consider his proposal, but to Woody it seems like they're not responding. Woody dejectedly bows his head, until he sees Babyface timidly creeps out from under the bed] Please. He's my friend. [Lets it sink in. He loses hope] He's the only one I've got. [For a response, it would seem that no help will come, that is until Babyface crawls out and taps a code on the bedpost. The other mutant toys come out of hiding and come over to a relieved Woody; to Babyface] Thank you. [to the others] Okay. I think I know what to do. We're going to have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everybody.
[Inside Andy's room Andy's now fully empty and former bedroom where the movers are moving the boxes of Andy's toys out of it. A forlorn Andy holds his cowboy hat and Buzz's cardboard spaceship in his hands and with a sad sigh, he walks out of the room, unaware that next door, Sid is carrying materials under his arm from his shed] [as astronaut]
Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control. Launch pad is being constructed! Heh-heh.
[He puts the stuff down next to Buzz who is still inanimate. Outside Sid's door, Scud is planted, poised to strike anything that comes out. In the room, and the mutant toys are planning to rescue Buzz]
All right, listen up. I need Pump Boy here -- Ducky here. Legs? [Legs, a fishing rod with doll's legs, step forward] You're with Ducky. [to the others] RollerBob and I don't move till we get the signal. Clear? [The mutant toys nodded in agreement] Okay, let's move! [The mutant toys split up. Scud barks, hearing the commotion. Legs and Ducky, Mark and Bucky open the face plate off a heating grate and run inside the duct. They went down the duct and found a intersection. Ducky saw the right tunnel and quacks to Legs, Mark and Bucky to follow him and they went down the right tunnel. Woody hops onto RollerBob, a skateboard with a soldier's upper torso tied to the front] Wind the frog. [A toy car with hands and feet winds up a frog with wheels instead of legs. Ducky, Legs, Mark and Bucky move towards a junction box in front of them. Hand-in-the-Box, a jack-in-the-box with a monster hand glove grabs the doorknob. Back in the rafters, Ducky and Legs lift the loose junction box which is attached to the porch light up into the rafters. Ducky stick his head out of the hole to see if the coast is clear. In the room, the other mutant toys are waiting for Ducky to give them the signal] Wait for the signal. [Ducky put Legs' hook onto his neck and Legs lower him down to the door. Ducky began swinging back and forth to reach the doorbell til with a big swing, he reaches the doorbell and rings it, thus signaling the other mutant toys and Woody] Go! [Hand-in-the-Box opens the door and the car with hands let go of the frog with wheels. It speeds out of the room and past Scud who began to chase it] All right, let's go. Now!
[RollerBob uses his arms to move his skateboard, Woody and the other mutant toys out of the room. Downstairs, Hannah approaches the door]
I'm coming. I'm coming.
[She touches the doorknob. Bucky sees it and freezes just as Hannah opens the door. There's no one there. She didn't even see Ducky on the porch in front of her. Scud chases the frog downstairs. The frog races in between Hannah's legs and into Ducky's hands. Legs lifts Ducky and the frog out of the way just as Scud bursts through the door onto the porch, knocking Hannah over in the process]
Scud!
[Ducky quacks with laughter. He and Legs put the porch light back in place as Scud barks up at them, realizing that he's been duped. Hannah gets back up]
Stupid dog!
[She slams the door in Scud's face and went down the hall. Woody, and the mutant toys flew down the stairs and through the kitchen towards a dog door in front of them]
Lean back!
[The mutants push back, causing RollerBob to do a wheelie and they fly through the dog door and catapult into the bushes]
[Outside, the mutant toys continue celebrating and congratulating each.]
Nice work, fellas. Good job. Coming out of the ground -- what a touch! That was a stroke of genius.
Woody. [Woody turns around and sees Buzz who's still affixed to Sid's launchpad. Buzz extends his hand to Woody] Thanks.
[They share a smile as they shake hands, beginning their friendship, when they heard a car horn and they turn to see Andy and his family getting into the car] [Off-screen]
Everybody say, "Bye, house."
[Woody quickly hoist Buzz off the pole he was tied to] [to mutant toys]
We gotta run! Thanks, guys. [With the rocket still taped to Buzz, the two toys sprint to the fence. Woody peeks out to see Andy's van's engine roaring, starting up] Quick!
[Woody easily slips through the slats in the fence, but Buzz's rocket got him stuck. Woody climb to the rear bumper of the van then realizes Buzz's movement is silent. He looks back to discover that Buzz is stuck to the fence]
Just go! I'll catch up! [Woody looks between Buzz and the van then made a decision. He jumped down and ran back to Buzz. The van begins pulling out of the driveway. Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence. The two toys ran out to the street but the van is already driving away down the street. Then they heard a rumble and they look back to see the moving truck rolling towards them. Woody and Buzz scream. They duck down to avoid been hit by the truck as it rolls over them. After it passes, they start to chase it] Come on! [Scud is lying on the front porch when he perks up, seeing Woody, and Buzz running down the street after the moving truck. He growls, wanting to get back at them for duping him. Buzz runs faster than Woody and leap for a strap which is dangling from the back of the truck and grabs it to climb up to the bumper. Woody struggles to reach the strap but it keeps being out of reach] You can do it, Woody!
[Woody jumps and grabs the strap]
Whew, I made it! [laughs; Buzz gasps. Woody look back to see Scud running towards them. Woody screams. Scud bite on Woody's foot; kicking Scud with his other foot] Get away, you stupid dog! Down! Down! Aah! Aah!
[Scud began to drag Woody down to the end of the strap]
Hold on, Woody!
I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!
[Buzz jumps off of the truck and onto Scud's snout. He pull Scud's eyelids and snap them hard. Scud yelps in pain, letting go of Woody. He bucks wildly with Buzz still on him]
Buzz!
[Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and strains to get it open. Just then, the moving truck and the family van stop at the traffic lights. Woody slams into the door, making it slide up, carrying him with it. Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he saw a box marked Andy's toys. Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz tumbles under a parked car. Scud runs to the car but can't get to Buzz due to the car too big for him to fit under. Woody open the box and inside is Slinky, Rex, Mr. Potato Head and Hamm]
Are we there already? Woody!
How did you-- [Woody push the box to the side and begin rummaging through the next box. Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys poke their heads out] What's going on? What's he taking?
[The toys watch in confusion as Woody took out RC and his remote control out of the box]
Hey! What's he doing?
[Woody runs to the back of the truck and kicks RC out onto the street, making the toys scream in horror]
He's at it again!
[Woody turn on the remote and send RC to the parked car, pasting Scud on the way. RC's motor whirrs happily at Buzz being OK and Buzz smiles at him. Woody laughs. The traffic light turned green, allowing the moving truck and Andy's family van to drive on]
Get him!
[The toys pour out of their boxes and charge towards Woody. Woody look back, gasps and quickly turn the wheel on the remote, making RC zoom with Buzz on board him towards the truck with Scud in hot pursuit. Woody steers the remote while trying to fend off the angry toys]
Ah-h!! Ah-h! No, no! [Scud continues chasing Buzz and RC down the street, nearly close to chomp on him. In the truck, Rocky lifts Woody and spin him around in circles] No, no, no! Wait! [as Rocky spins him] Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[RC suddenly starts going around in circles because of the remote going around in Woody's hand] [spinning]
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!
[Rocky throws Woody to the floor, making RC going straight again with Scud still chasing him and Buzz clinging to him. Hamm leaps off a pile of boxes and onto Woody]
Pig pile!
[The impact makes RC jump into the air and back onto the road. Buzz lands on RC, facing backwards. The traffic lights turn red and the wall of cross traffic move from both directions. Buzz looks back to see the lines of traffic in front of him. Buzz screams. He and RC drive straight into the lines of traffic with Scud blindly following them. Scud saw a car slamming on it's brakes on his side and went wide-eyed, realizing his mistake and skids to stop. The car swerves to avoid Scud and crashes into another car. Buzz and RC zipped through before the other cars collide with each other. Soon there is a multi-car pile up that encircles Scud, trapping him. He runs back and forth, trying to find a way out while people in their cars honk their horns at each other and shouting at each other]
D1 Driver #1
Get out of that car!
Driver #2 Move it!
[Buzz look up to see the crash and let out a sigh of relief, both for getting away from Scud and avoid getting hit by the cars. Back on the truck, Rocky holding Woody (still holding the remote) above his head and walk towards the open door]
No, wait, you don't understand! Buzz is out there! We've gotta help him!!
[Woody swings his remote around knocks Mr. Potato Head's parts fall off his body and onto the floor]
Toss him overboard!
[The toys throw Woody out into the road. The toys cheered as the truck rolled away]
Hooray!
[Woody getting hit as the auto passes over him. Woody looks Buzz and RC arrives]
Whoa! Woody!
[RC hops up Woody and keeps driving. Woody found themselves sit in front of Buzz holds the remote]
Well, thanks for the ride.
[pointing ahead]
Look out!
[They slam into the rear tire of the auto in front of them. Woody screams and quickly turns the tire on the remote control]
Now let's catch up to that truck!
Lenny [Woody switches from the remote control and RC speeds up towards the moving truck. The toys are busy congratulating one another when Lenny glances and looks Woody and Buzz]
Guys, guys, Woody riding RC, and Buzz is with them!
[The toys rush to the edge of the open truck. Bo lifts Lenny up to look through him]
It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!
[The toys including Mr. Potato Head gasps and horrified]
What have we done?!
[RC is gaining on the moving truck]
Rocky, the ramp!
[Rocky rush over to a lever and push down the lever and the ramp starts to lower down. Woody and Buzz look up and come down]
Look out!
[RC sped back just before the ramp slams down and sparks flew from the flashing in a road] [to other toys]
Quick, hold on to my tail!
[Mr. Potato Head and Rex grab on to Slinky's tail, allowing Slinky leaps off the truck and onto the ramp. Slinky stretches out to Woody. Woody hands the remote to Buzz and leans forward to grab Slinky's paw]
Attaboy, Slink!
[Then all of a sudden, RC starts to slow down, pulls Slinky's front end off the ramp]
Woody! Woody! Speed up!
The batteries, they're running out!
[RC's headlight eyes sag as he slows down even more]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Inside the minivan as the Hakuna Matata song from The Lion King plays, Molly look at the sideview mirror and saw RC with Woody, Buzz in it and Molly squeals. Slinky screams]
I can't hold on much longer!
[Slinky's paws slips out, sends his front shooting back into the truck and knocks over the toys] [screams]
Ouch!
[RC slows down and sputters to the stop]
[Last lines; Months later, it's Christmas in Andy's new house. In the living room, Andy, his mom and Molly are around the Christmas tree, opening presents]
Which one can I open first?
Let's let Molly open one.
[In the Christmas tree, Sarge is using his binoculars to spy on them. His soldiers turn on the baby monitor to which they're holding in the branches. The other monitor plays on Andy's night stand] [over the monitor]
Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense.
[Buzz now with his helmet permanently opened, is sitting on the edge of Andy's bed while Hamm rests on the nightstand. They listen to the monitor] [to the room]
Hey, heads up everybody! It's showtime.
[The toys, and Woody are mingling together like a typical office Christmas party]
Oh, it's time!
[The toys stop dancing and hurried over to the monitor. Woody is about to follow when Bo grabs him with her crook]
Whoooooah! Oh, Bo! [rubbing his neck] There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.
Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
[Bo points her crook upwards to her sheep with mistletoe in their mouths]
Say, isn't that mistletoe?
[Bo drops her crook, dips Woody and kisses him. The toys are congregated below the monitor this time with excitement instead of fear this time] [to Slinky]
Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur, like a leaf-eater. That way, I could play the, uh, dominant predator. [laughs]
[Slinky laughs with him]
Quiet, everyone, quiet!
[over monitor]
Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head. Repeat. A Mrs. Potato Head.
[Mr. Potato Head looks overjoyed]
Way to go, Idaho!
[He takes off his moustache piece and flick it away. Woody climbs onto the bed and join Buzz, his face covered in lipstick from Bo kissing him] [over monitor]
Come in, Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first present it's a... [static]
[Buzz bangs the side of the monitor]
Buzz, Buzz Lightyear. You are not worried, are you?
[over monitor]
I can't quite make out -- [static]
[defensively]
Me? No, no, no, no... Mm-mmm. Are you?
[laughing]
Now, Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Oh, what is it? What is it?
[Buster is heard barking]
Wow, a puppy!
[Woody and Buzz look at each other in surprise for a sec then share a worried smile]
You've got a friend in me.
LL Lyle Lovett
You've got a friend in me / When the road looks rough ahead / And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed.
Just remember what your old pal said / Boy, you've got a friend in me.
LL Lyle Lovett
Yeah, you've got a friend in me...| You've got a friend in me.
You've got a friend in me.
LL Lyle Lovett
You've got troubles.
I've got 'em too / There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you.
LL Lyle Lovett
We stick together, we can see it through / 'Cause you've got a friend in me.
Yeah, you've got a friend in me...| Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am.
LL Lyle Lovett
Bigger and stronger too.
LL Lyle Lovett
But none of them will ever love you the way I do / It's me and you, boy.
LL Lyle Lovett
Our friendship will never die.
RN Randy Newman and Lyle Lovett
You're gonna see, it's our destiny.
You've got a friend in me.
LL Lyle Lovett
You've got a friend in me.
RN Randy Newman and Lyle Lovett
You've got a friend in me...| [song fades]
