[Woody walks over to the podium (a Playskool Tinkertoy container) and stands. Mike, a speaker with a microphone attached, clears his throat to get Woody's attention and held out his microphone]
Oh, thanks, Mike.
[He picks up the microphone. Feedback is heard]
Okay, whoa. Step back.
[Off-screen]
For crying out loud.
[Mike steps back until the feedback fades away]
Okay. Thank you. [blows into the microphone] Hello. Check. That better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. Okay, first item today: uh, oh, yeah... has everyone picked a moving buddy?
[The other toys are surprised]
What?
Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
Well, I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
[holding one of his arms]
Do we have to hold hands?
[The other toys laugh]
Oh, yeah. You guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one! All right, next. Uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting... was, I think, a big success, and we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell You're welcome.
Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here. [reads quietly] Andy's birthday party has been moved to today. Uh, next we have...
[The other toys are shocked]
What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not 'til next week!
What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?
Well, obviously, she wanted to have the party before the move. [to the other toys] I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.
Of course Woody ain't worried. He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head. If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me. Woody has never steered us wrong before.
[Mr. Potato Head looks at Mr. Spell, pointing at Slinky's butt then pulls out his mouth and tap his butt with it. Mr. Spell laughs]
Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.
But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!
Hey, listen. No one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about. It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
[Woody gestures Mike to move to him since the microphone's wire is stretched too far]
What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for, right?
Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... THEY'RE HERE!! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT THREE O'CLOCK!!
[The other toys scream]
Stay calm, everyone!
[The toys run to the window passing Woody in a panic]
Hey!
[Mike even joins in the panic, taking the microphone out of Woody's hand]
Uh, meeting adjourned.
[The other toys get to the window to see what's going on]
Ho, boy, will you take a look at all those presents?
[He pick out his two eyes and lifts them above the toys to see Andy's friends bringing in presents]
Yes, sir. We're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
Any dinosaur shaped ones?
Oh, for crying out loud. They're all in boxes, you idiot.
Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
Mr. Spell [The boy holding the present turns to the other kid, revealing his present to be really long and making the toys panic. All toys scream in the process]
Spell: trash can.
All right! All right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?
Okay! Save your batteries.
Eh, very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.
[Woody jumps onto the bed and looks at Sarge]
Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red! You know what to do.
Yes, sir! [jumps down from the table and onto one of the drawers] All right, men. You heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move! Move, move, move, move!
[The Green Army Men jump from the bucket and head out the door, carrying some rope and a baby monitor with them. Sarge looks over the landing with his binoculars to see Andy and his friends heading for the living room to begin opening presents and his mom heading to the kitchen]
Okay, come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.
[Sarge motions two parachuters to jump and open the parachutes to glide down to the floor. They look around the hall to make sure no one is around and signal for the rope to be lowered down and the rest of the Army Men slide down the rope to the floor. The toys move over to the lamp table where Woody is setting up the monitor]
All right, gangway, gangway.
[turns on the monitor]
And this is how we find out what is in those presents.
[The Army Men walk across the hall when they hear a door closing, Jennifer coming as her footsteps are getting louder]
Okay, who's hungry? [Sarge and his men all freeze into their plastic army men positions] Here come the chips. I've got Cool Ranch and Barbecue! [comes out of the kitchen and steps on one of the Green Army Men crushing him with her foot] Ow! What in the world... Oh! I thought I told him to pick these up.
[Jennifer kicks them away with her foot and moves on to the living room]
Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?
Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. Come on! They're not lyin’ down on the job.
[Upstairs in Andy's room, the toys hear Sarge's voice on the baby monitor]
Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!
Come in, Mother Bird. All right, Andy's opening the first present now.
Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! [Rex and Hamm look at him, confused] Hey, I can dream, can't I?
The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. It's a... It's... It's a... a lunch box. We've got a lunch box here.
Okay, second present. It appears to be... Okay, it's bed sheets.
[Sarge watches as Jennifer picks up the presents one by one until there's only one left]
Oh, only one left.
Okay, we're on the last present now.
It's a big one. It's a.... It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!
[The toys cheer]
Hallelujah! Yeah! All right!
[Hamm accidentally bumps Mr. Potato Head, knocking some of his parts out]
Hey, watch it!
Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home.
[The men start to turn off the baby monitor]
So did I tell ya, huh? Nothing to worry about.
I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.
[Just then Sarge sees Jennifer pull out a surprise present from the closet]
Wait a minute. Oh! What do we have here? Oooh!
Wait! Turn that thing back on! [The baby monitor turns back and Sarge's voice is heard on it] Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet. Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.
It's a huge package. [A boy gets in the way of Sarge's view] Oh, get outta the.... One of the kids is in the way. I can't see. [Mr. Potato Head puts his hand to his head and to his sides while Woody looks, anxiously] It's a...
[Andy hold up his present over the plant. Upstairs, Rex is anxious to know what the present is]
It's a what? What is it? [shakes the lamp table and the baby monitor falls to the floor as the batteries pop out] Oh, no!
Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Way to go, Rex! [Potato Head is putting the batteries in backwards]
No, turn him around! Turn him around!
He's putting him in backwa... Here, you're putting him in backwards!
[He tries to move the batteries forward]
Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!
[He jumps down and shoves Hamm aside to put the batteries back in. Downstairs, Andy and his friends rush down the hallway towards the stairs]
Let's go to my room, guys!
Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody puts the batteries back into the baby monitor] [grunts]
There!
Juvenile intrusion! Repeat, resume your positions now!
Andy's coming, everybody! Back to your places! Hurry!
[The toys hurry into position]
Get to your places! Get to your places!
[Rex screaming]
Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come!
F1 Friend #1
[He bumps into the garbage pail with a teepee on it and falls over. As the boys run up the stairs, Lenny the binoculars walks to the shelves and Woody flops down on the bed just as Andy and his friends burst in]
Hey, look, its lasers light up.
F2 Friend #2
Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
[He pushes Woody from his spot and drops a cardboard box shaped like a spaceship on it. Woody slides off the other side of the bed]
And you press his back and he does a karate-chop action!
[Off-screen]
Come on down, guys! It's time for games! We've got prizes!
Oh, yeah!
[They hurry out of the room and shut the door]
[The next morning, Woody opens the lid and looks from side to side then opens it] [grunts]
Finally! [sighs while feeling his head to find his hat missing] Hey, who's got my hat?
Shark [pops up with Woody's hat on his head]
Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy.
[laughing sarcastically]
Give me that!
Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief, Andy inscribed his name on me.
RA Rex and Slinky Dog
[He lifts his boot to show Andy's name written on it]
Wow!
[Woody shakes in anger]
Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.
[Woody watches this and lifts his boot up to look at Andy's name on it when Bo comes up beside him]
Don't let it get to you, Woody.
Uh... let what? I don't, uh...... What do you mean? Who?
I know Andy's excited about Buzz. But you know he'll always have a special place for you.
Yeah, like the attic. [chuckling]
Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.
Robot Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
[Snake uses his mouth to get the end of the tape and pulls it. Buzz hums as he works underneath his ship on a skateboard when Woody pulls him out]
Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
What are you talking about? [to Robot] Where's that bonding strip?
[He rolls underneath his ship but Woody pulls him back again]
And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves.
Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Don't even think about it, cowboy.
[He opens his helmet and Buzz starts gasping and choking as he crotches down and holds Woody's leg to support himself. When he stops, he sniffs the air and realizes something]
The air isn't.... toxic. [to Woody] How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets! [puts his helmet back on]
You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? [laughs] Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
You're mocking me, aren't you?
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!
[Woody laughs and falls over, with Buzz not amused until they hear a dog barking and Andy's next-door neighbor, Sid Phillips, shouting] [first words]
Yes! [cackles]
[He ducks under the bed]
Uh-oh.
[The egg toys jump into each other in fright]
I thought he was at summer camp.
They must've kicked him out early this year.
[They climb up to the window]
Incoming! [throw stuff while the dog barks]
I... I can't... I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
Lenny Right here, Woody.
Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.
[Woody uses Lenny to see what toy Sid is trying to take out]
Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.
[Buzz joins them]
What's going on?
Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.
I'd better take a look anyway. [uses Lenny to look at Combat Carl] Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
[Woody actually points Lenny at the dog]
Hmm, sure is a hairy fella.
[realizing his mistake of identifying Scud as Sid to Buzz]
No, no, that's Scud, you idiot! [moves Lenny up to Sid so that Buzz can see him properly] That is Sid.
[Sid cackles evilly]
You mean that happy child?
That ain't no happy child.
He tortures toys, just for fun!
[Sid throws a block at the soldier]
Well, then, we've got to do something.
[He climbs onto the windowsill] [gasps, putting her cane hook on Buzz's arm]
What are you doing? Get down from there!
I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.
[He presses Buzz's laser button and it starts beeping]
Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous.
Lenny [Lenny saw Sid lighting a match and lighting the little dynamite strapped to Combat Carl]
He's lighting it! He's lighting it! HIT THE DIRT!!
[Bo Peep screams]
Look out!
[They all take cover as the dynamite explodes destroying the soldier. They soon are back on the windowsill. Scud barks]
Yes! He's gone! He's history! [laughs with triumph]
Buzz, I would love to see you try. [gesturing to Sid's yard] Of course I'd love to see you as a crater.
The sooner we move, the better.
I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard.
[Woody step back unnoticed]
Oh, Buzz! [RC revs his engine to talk to the toys] Hey, everyone! RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?
[RC revs his engine]
He's saying that this was no accident.
I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed...
By Woody! [points in Woody's direction]
Wait a minute. You, you don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you Potato Head?
That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!
[Bo Peep gasps]
Now, it was an accident! Guys, come on now, you...you gotta believe me.
We believe you, Woody. [looking at Rex for support] Right, Rex?
Well, ye-- n-- I don't like confrontations!
[pops out of the bucket]
WHERE'S YOUR HONOR, DIRTBAG?! YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO -- HEY!!!!
[Woody puts the lid on the bucket]
You couldn't handle Buzz cutting in on your playtime, could you, Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy. So you got rid of him. Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, huh? You're gonna knock me out of the window too?
I don't think we should give him the chance.
[Then the lid opened and Sarge and his men jump out and jump onto Woody]
There he is, men! Frag him! [Soldiers yelling]
Let's string him up by his pull string!
I've got dibs on his hat!
No, no, no! W-W-Wait! I can explain everything.
Okay, Mom, be right down. I've gotta get Buzz.
[The toys hid just as Andy enters his room and looks for Buzz]
Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
[Woody looks as Etch drew a hangman's noose while Mr. Potato Head pointed an accusing finger at him. Woody looks worried]
Andy, I'm heading out the door.
But, Mom, I can't find him!
Well, honey, just grab some other toy. Now come on!
[In a deleted scene, inside Andy's room]
Woody! [Woody gasps; extends a handshake of sportsmanship] I'd just like to wish you luck. I-I-I know you’d do the same for me.
[in Black Friday Reel; first words]
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
[Woody grabs Buzz's hand, then throws him suddenly out of the window]
Whoa!
[Buzz falls into the bushes from his point of view, fades to black, Woody lands in the bushes, and then cuts to Woody closing the blinders and turning around only to see the toys looking up in shock]
What? What, what what? What? What are you- What's everyone looking at? What?! Hey, he slipped. I tried to- He- I couldn't hold on- It was an a- He slipped!
[The toys then rush up to the window and peek out of the window to try and find Buzz out of concern for him]
I don't see him. I think he fell onto the street.
Yeah, he's as good as roadkill.
He ain't going to pizza now.
[As they are talking, Woody is seen smugly walking back to his spot on the bed and lying down on it. Bo Peep turns around and notices this]
Woody! You deliberately threw Buzz out of the window!
[shrugs]
Hey, it's a toy-eat-toy world.
[All toys gasp in horror]
Cowboy! Where is your honor, dirtbag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to wear a 10-gallon hat on your pint-sized head! [turns to the bucket of soldiers] Men, search and rescue! I want a Medevac team on the devil!
[suddenly grabs Sarge]
At ease, sergeant. [then puts him back in the container]
Hustle up! Move it! Move it! Move it! Hey!
[Woody notices Mr. Potato Head climbing up onto the bed, alongside Hamm and Rex]
Hey, spuds-for-brains! Heh, what do you think you're doing? Off the bed. [As they congregate, they glare at Woody, with Rex also, after some confusion, preparing to snarl at Woody] Hey! Off the bed!
You gonna make us, Woody?!
No, he is. Slinky! Slink. [looks around then sees Slinky is still on the floor] Slink- Slinky! Get up here and do your job! [Slinky comes up and hesitates] Are you deaf?! I said take care of them!
Uh, I'm sorry, Woody, but I, uh... I have to agree with them. I don’t think what you did was right.
[hysterically laughs]
What?! Am I hearing correctly? You don't think I was right? Who said your job was to think, spring wiener?!
Just use this vast reserve of brainpower to consider this for a moment! If it wasn't for me, Andy wouldn't pay any attention to you at all! In fact, my stretchy friend, you would've been hauled off to Goodwill a long time ago, so shut your mouth and get - them - off - the - bed! Do it. Now, Slink, or I'm throwing you off!
[rushes to Slinky's defense]
You're gonna have to throw the two of us off!
[rushes to Slinky's defense]
Make that three.
[rushes to Slinky's defense]
Count me in.
[pointing at Woody]
No, Woody, you get your butt off the bed.
[bored laugh]
Guys, I don't believe this. Heh! [beat] Are... Are you- Are you threatening me?!
Yeah, get off the bed, ranch hand or we're throwing you off!
[carefully scowls at them]
Ha! You and what army?
[The soldiers pop out of the barrel, and then the toys rush at Woody]
There he is, that dirtbag! Frag him! Move, move, move! Take no prisoners! Go for him! Go for the throat! Kill, kill, kill!
[Mr. Potato Head, Hamm, and Bo Peep grab Woody's arms, while Rex and the robot grab him by the legs. The toys then prepare to throw Woody off the bed]
One! Two!
[Just before they reach "three," a shout is heard and they turn to the window, with Slinky being near it]
Stop! Don't throw him off the bed!
[pulls up the blinds]
Throw him out the window, like he did to Buzz!!
[The toys then move towards the window as Woody protests]
Yeah!!
[in Black Friday Reel; last words]
No! Wait! No! Come on! Hey, man!
[At the Dinoco gas station where Andy's car drives up to it and parks to a gas tank]
Can I pump the gas?
Sure! I'll even let you drive.
[sarcastic]
Yuk, yuk, yuk. Funny, mom.
[Woody unfreezes] [hearing the conversation but worried about what will happen if he returns without Buzz]
Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident? [Then, Buzz appears on the sunroof above Woody and he spot him] Buzz? [Buzz drops in the car landing on a seat next to Woody as Woody gets up] Buzz! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy'll find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake. [removes the fly from Buzz's helmet and wipes it while Buzz just glares at him] Huh, right? [pants, weakly] Buddy?
I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
[puts his head against Woody’s]
But we're not on my planet. Are we?
[Buzz tackles Woody and the two start fighting. They rolled underneath the car, fighting. Buzz kicks Woody to the tire]
Okay. Come on! You want a piece of me? [Buzz punches Woody, making his face spin until he stops it. Woody lunges at Buzz, pinning him down, open his helmet and punches his face, making a squeaky noise with each punch. Buzz then closes his helmet on Woody's hand, making him cry out in pain] Owww!
[voice-box]
Buzz-Buzz-Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
[Woody put his foot on Woody's back while pulling his arms back which makes Woody yell in pain.]
Aah-ouch!
[Then they heard Andy and his mom coming to the car]
Next stop...
[He gets in the car and it drives off, leaving Woody and Buzz behind] [gasps]
Andy! [he and Buzz were left behind at a Dinoco gas station] Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? [gasps loudly and knees on ground, sobbing] I'm lost! I'm a lost toy!
[pause; as Woody sobs] [to his "intercom"]
Buzz Lightyear mission log. The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort.
[Woody angrily starts running to Buzz, but a Dinoco oil tanker truck's honking noise is heard and they look up. Buzz hides while Woody lays down. The truck stops, inches from Woody. He gets up and bumps into Buzz from behind.]
According to my navi-computer, the...
[quietly]
Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Sheriff, this is no time to panic! [closes his "intercom"]
This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Oh, yeah?! Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
WHAT?! What are you talking about?!
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
YOU... ARE... A... TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. [gives Woody the Vulcan salute] Farewell!
Oh yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Pizza Delivery Guy [A Pizza Planet truck pulls into the station. Woody sees it]
Hey, gas dude!
Gas Station Attendant You talking to me?
[Woody looks at the Pizza Planet logo on the side of the truck]
Pizza Planet? [realizing it's a way to reunite with Andy] Andy!
Pizza Delivery Guy Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is?
Gas Station Attendant Just a moment...
[Woody is about to go to the truck but then realizes something]
Oh, no. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. Buzz! Buzz, come back!
No, Buzz, you've gotta come back! I... [sees that the truck has a rocket on the roof which gives him an idea] I found a spaceship! [Buzz stops and turns around] It's a spaceship, Buzz!
Pizza Delivery Guy [Buzz looks curious for a second]
Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like, the pizzas are getting cold here!
[The camera goes down to Buzz, Woody looking at the truck]
Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.
Well then, let's climb aboard. [runs towards the truck]
No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
Pizza Delivery Guy So that's two lefts, and then a right, huh?
Gas Station Attendant Yeah.
Pizza Delivery Guy Okay, thanks for the directions.
[Buzz climbs up to the door window and jumps behind the pizza boxes so the driver won't see him]
Buzz!
[The truck starts up so Woody runs to the back of the truck. Woody saw Buzz strap his seat belt on]
It's much safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot!
[The driver hits the accelerator and the truck speeds forward, throwing Woody off guard and he hits the back of the cargo hold. The truck swerves to the left and Woody hit the side of it. As the truck rolls up a hill, a big box rolls toward him. Woody yells as the box smacks into him]
Pizza Planet Announcer [The truck soon arrives at Pizza Planet and stops. Buzz looks up to see a giant model of a rocket near the building and heard the P.A. speaking]
Next shuttle lift-off scheduled for T-minus 30 minutes and counting.
Pizza Planet Guard [Buzz looks at the entrance to see two robotic guards near it]
You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
Pizza Planet Announcer [They move their spears aside and the doors open to let some customers inside]
The white zone is for eating pizza only. The white zone is for...
[Buzz goes to the back to check on Woody]
Sheriff. Sheriff? [The trash falls down to reveal Woody all flattened] There you are. [Woody falls over on the trash] Now the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside. [Woody gets up with a cup over his head, coughing] Great idea, Woody. I like your thinking.
Pizza Planet Guard You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
Okay, now! Quickly, Sheriff, the airlock is closing!
Pizza Planet Announcer [They make it through just as the door closes]
Jones, party of five: Your shuttle is now boarding at counter 12.
K Kids
[as Buzz and Woody drops down]
Hey, Mom! Can we have some tokens?
[Buzz bumps into Woody]
Ow! Watch where you're going!
Sorry. [Woody and Buzz run between video games and took off their disguises. They look in awe at the arcade games around them with kids playing on them] What a spaceport! Good work, Woody!
[Woody looks around at the kids playing on arcade games until they heard Andy's voice from a game nearby]
Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?
Now we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.
Wait a minute! No, no, no! Buzz! This way! There's a special ship. I just saw it!
You mean it has hyperdrive?
Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh, turf. [watches Andy and his family as they move closer to them; tracking Andy and family] Come on, come on, that's it...
Where is it? I don't see the -- [then saw a claw game that looks like a rocket] Spaceship!
All right, Buzz, get ready, and... [Buzz runs off, unnoticed by Woody who has his eyes on Andy] Okay, Buzz, when I say "go," we're gonna jump in the basket. [notices that Buzz is not beside him and saw him running towards the claw game] Buzz! [Buzz jumps through the prize door] Don't! No!
[Andy rounds the bend]
Hey, Mom, if I eat all of my pizza, can I have some alien slime?
This cannot be happening to me!
[He starts to walk but forced back to hide when a man walks by]
[Later that night, to Sid approaching his house on his skateboard, humming to some rock music. Buzz peep out to see Andy's house next-door]
Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here! You're almost home.
A Alien
Nirvana is coming! The mystic portal awaits!
Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.
[Sid opens the door and Scud snaps and barks at his bag]
Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy. Sit! Good boy! [Scud sits down and growls] Hey, I got something for you, boy.
[Woody, Buzz and the alien freeze as Sid grabs the alien and put him on Scud's head]
Ready, set, now! [Scud grabs the alien and starts to shake it back and forth in a blur. While growling at the same time Woody, and Buzz watch this with utter distraught and horror] Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
Did I get my package in the mail?
What do you mean you don't know?
[Sid runs upstairs]
I'll have to perform one of my... operations!
Not Sid's room! Not there...
Sid! Give her back! Sid! [as Sid slams the door on her] Sid!
Oh, no! We have a sick patient here, nurse! Prepare the OR, stat!
[Off-screen]
Sid, give her back! Give her back now! I'm telling!
[Sid puts Janie in a vise]
Patient is prepped. No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. [puts on a mask and pulls out a toy pterodactyl from a crate] Now for the tricky part. Pliers!
I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
[Sid finishes doing his "medical" stuff] [doing a nurse's voice]
Doctor, you've done it! Hannah? [opens the door where Hannah is standing] Janie's all better now.
She's lying! Whatever she says, it's not true!
[He goes out of the room shutting the door behind him]
[Woody and Buzz look around the room which is filled with heavy metal posters, discarded toy remains and power tools which made them shudder]
We are gonna die. I'm outta here! [jumps outta the bag and runs to the door. He tries to open the knob but it won't budge] Locked. [jump down to the floor and look around] There's gotta be another way out of here.
[We heard a rolling noise and turns to see a small yo-yo rolling and flop over. Woody pick up a pencil and look around for whoever's there. A shadow zoom past him and he freezes]
Uh, Buzz? W-W-Was that you?
[We heard a noise coming from Sid's bed. Woody picks up a torch and switch it on to shine it on a baby doll's head under the bed]
Hey! Hi, there, little fellah! Come out here. Do you know a way out of here? [The baby doll head moves out of the bed, revealing to have a spider-like body made from pieces of an erector set. Woody gasps. The baby head rises up taller, making Woody look horrified. He saw a fishing rod with legs, a jack-in-a-box with a monster paw glove inside, skateboard with a combat soldier's torso screwed to the front end (and others). A Jingle Joe uses his hand to turn off the torch, promoting Woody to jump onto Buzz and cling onto him in fear] B-B-B-BUUUZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
[He watches as the mutant toys grab the Janie doll and the pterodactyl toy and moves them away]
They're cannibals. [Woody and Buzz dive back into the bag and Buzz presses a button on his chest] Mayday! Mayday! Come in, Star Command! Send reinforcements! Star Command, do you copy? [adjusts his laser and points it out of the bag] I've set my laser from stun to kill.
[sarcastically]
Oh, great, great! Yeah, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.
[At Andy's house, the other toys are looking for Buzz with a torch when they heard a rustle in the bushes and shine the light on it]
Hey, you guys! I think I've found him. Buzz! Is that you?! [Whiskers yowls] Whiskers! Will you get out of here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue. [We heard the Davis's car pull up to the house, and Rex turns off the torch to prevent them seeing the light; whispering] Look! They're home!
[The car pulls up and stops. Andy and his mom get out]
Mom, have you seen Woody?
Where was the last place you left him?
[The toys listened to their conversation]
I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.
He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.
Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.
Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty.
Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?
Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.
