Big Trouble 2002 quotes, page 5

Eliot Arnold

Okay, now it's my turn. Up yours, you little shithead. Okay, your turn.

Henry Desalvo

Well, Miami sucks. But the cops are kind of nice.

Puggy

God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the Earth is filled with violence because of them. You are to bring into the Ark two of all living creatures to keep them alive with you." [eats a Frito] In other words, life is hard, so you'd better find someone who'll be your partner. Eliot Arnold's story is a lot like Noah's, except Eliot's story takes place in Miami. [picks up another] You just can't beat these when they're really fresh. [eats it] Anyway, Eliot should probably tell you exactly what happened because I was locked in the trunk of a police car for part of it. My name is Puggy and I live in a tree... I hope I didn't ruin anything for you.

Henry Desalvo

I really feel like killing someone.

Eliot Arnold

I had to outrun a plane and subdue two convicts with a nuclear [sic] weapon to earn Matt's respect. But it was worth it.

Eliot Arnold

We all go along day after day when suddenly a bomb drops into our lives. Sometimes you can't get out of the way. Sometimes it's a new beginning.

Eliot Arnold

What is it that brings two strangers together so that one soul inhabits two bodies? Sometimes it's profound. Sometimes it's Fritos.

Henry Desalvo

Moron #2 just got Moron #1 all wet.

Henry Desalvo

There goes the warranty... and there goes the Iron Chef.

Arthur Herk

I need a missile.

Eliot Arnold

I say we blame this whole evening on rap music and too much violence on television.

Arthur Herk

Make her stop, god in heaven make her stop SHE WANTS MY SOUL!!!

Arthur Herk

Morning, douchebag.

Arthur Herk

Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.

Henry Desalvo

There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.