Rat/Theodore J. Finch OK, if I decide to do this, I'm gonna need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes, and Hot Pockets.
Most-quoted role: Rat/Theodore J. Finch in The Core (2003), 10 quotes
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Andrew [Matt and Andrew are getting prepared for a big water gun war at their friend, Jenny, in her home]
So, what's the plan? Through the front?
[sarcastically]
Yeah. "It's Matt Arnold. I'm here to kill your daughter, Jenny." No, we gotta go over the wall, dickweed. I just she doesn't see this stupid turdmobile.
Andrew I'll witness from here, in case her dad shoots us.
With what, the remote control?
Andrew This is Miami, he has a gun.
Andrew You're not?
Kyle It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
Kyle [Josh, Rubin and E.L. are understandably repulsed]
Because it's your dog.
Jesus Christ!
Kyle You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
Yeah, we've got it.
Frat member
[Holding up a white hood]
Are you in the Ku Klux Klan?
Whoa whoa, that isn't ours.
Kyle That's not mine!
OK, hold on, th-there's obviously some explanation.
Frat member
There is. See your boy here's an evil bigot, and now he's gonna die.
Kyle [faints]
Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
Kyle That makes no sense.
Hey, don't look at me Kyle, OK, I didn't make up the rules.
No no, this is legit, I- I've actually read an article about this. There's a whole bunch of them, it's like- they're like loopholes. Right, for argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.
Exactly. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.