“Kyle: It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and...” – Road Trip ... Movie Quotes Database

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Kyle

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.

Kyle

[Josh, Rubin and E.L. are understandably repulsed]

Because it's your dog.

Rubin

Jesus Christ!

Kyle

You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?

Rubin

Yeah, we've got it.

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