Paulo Costanzo movie quotes

16 quotes from 3 movies

Road Trip (2000) as Rubin

View Quote Josh: You can teach ancient philosophy in 46 hours?
Rubin: I can teach Japanese to a chimp in 46 hours. You just have to find a way to relate the material.

View Quote Rubin: It's supposed to be a challenge, it's a shortcut! If it were easy it would just be the way.

View Quote Kyle: It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
[Josh, Rubin and E.L. are understandably repulsed]
Kyle: Because it's your dog.
Rubin: Jesus Christ!
Kyle: You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
Rubin: Yeah, we've got it.

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40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) as Ryan

View Quote Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt, what the **** is going on.

View Quote Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old fashioned - you go three and you're a homo.

View Quote This is a photocopy of Candy's ass? You're gonna call her, right?

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Josie and the Pussycats (2001) as Alexander Cabot III

View Quote Alexander: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.
Alexandra: I'm here because I was in the comic book.
Alexander: What?
Alexandra: Nothing.