You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.
I'm here because I was in the comic book.
What?
Nothing.
Melody Valentine
Tara Reid · 5 quotes
Alexandra Cabot
Missi Pyle · 2 quotes
Josie James
2 quotes
Valerie Brown
Rosario Dawson · 2 quotes
Alexander Cabot III
Paulo Costanzo · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Josie James & Melody Valentine (2)
Josie and the Pussycats quotes
Wyatt Fancy a mint?
Carson Daly If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
Ew, I would never go out with you!
Fiona You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!
If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would!
That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...
The tough make lemonade!
Mr. Moviefone Conform! Free will is overrated! Jump on the bandwagon! There is no such place as Area 51!
Okay, who else thinks that Fiona's a freak?
Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name, I got the most awful sensation. Like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine.
[stands, looks to see she has been sitting on the "O" in the ice sculpture of Fiona's name]
Oh!
Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy!
[Carson Daly is about to kill both Melody and Valerie on a mock-up of the TRL set]
I thought this was supposed to be "Total Request Live"!
Carson Daly Actually, this is more like "Total Request DEAD"!
[Carson picks up a baseball bat and swings it towards Melody and Valerie]