Ryan Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old fashioned - you go three and you're a homo.
2nd most-quoted character in 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002): in 7 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Matt Sullivan (4)
Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt, what the **** is going on.
More lines from Ryan
2 quotes Ryan Ryan This is a photocopy of Candy's ass? You're gonna call her, right?
Scenes with Ryan
4 scenes Ryan One - you can't do it. You just can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you, I'm just saying that no man can do it, it goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds Matt! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?
And two?
Ryan And two, are you out of your **** mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? Did your brother put you up to this?
No - in fact he's been about as supportive as you are. Look, this doesn't affect you in any way.
Ryan Oh, this affects everybody...
Ryan Okay, I know you have some Nicole issues right now but...
I do not have any Nicole issues.
Ryan [Ryan picks up an old picture of Matt and Nicole]
'Hi, I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole that still infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months'. I mean she's hot Matt, I don't mind looking at her, all I'm saying is - you have issues.
Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling?
Ryan Dude, you're action packed with issues.
Ryan Do you like her?
Yeah.
Ryan So why do you not wanna **** her?
