Matt Sullivan quotes from 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

I almost **** an outlet today.

You stupid, stupid... silly little person.

Ryan

One - you can't do it. You just can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you, I'm just saying that no man can do it, it goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds Matt! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?

And two?

Ryan

And two, are you out of your **** mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? Did your brother put you up to this?

No - in fact he's been about as supportive as you are. Look, this doesn't affect you in any way.

Ryan

Oh, this affects everybody...

Ryan

Okay, I know you have some Nicole issues right now but...

I do not have any Nicole issues.

Ryan

'Hi, I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole that still infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months'. I mean she's hot Matt, I don't mind looking at her, all I'm saying is - you have issues.

Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling?

Ryan

Dude, you're action packed with issues.

Erica

If I told you, "Don't think about the color red", what would you think about?

Sex.

You gotta... You gotta light a candle or something.

I'm not gonna light a candle so you can feel better about getting laid!

Listen, isn't part of the priestly thing giving relationship advice?

Relationship advice, yes - sex advice, no. Part of the priestly thing - and stop calling it that - is not to have sex, remember?

It's funny. I didn't say a thing about sex.

Sure you did...

No, I didn't. I guess thinking about sex is part of the priestly thing - at least for some.

Get out.

Fine.

Susie

What the **** was that? Did you come?

Uh... yeah.

Susie

No you didn't. You faked it.

Ryan

Do you like her?

Yeah.

Ryan

So why do you not wanna **** her?