One - you can't do it. You just can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you, I'm just saying that no man can do it, it goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds Matt! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?

And two?

And two, are you out of your **** mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? Did your brother put you up to this?

No - in fact he's been about as supportive as you are. Look, this doesn't affect you in any way.

Oh, this affects everybody...