Most scenes together: Henry Desalvo & Leonard (5), Pat Greer & Alan Seitz (5), Arthur Herk & Officer Monica Romero (4)
You [Andrew], don't look at my ass when I walk away.
I can't make that promise.
Whoa. "You can squirt me tonight down at Bayside." You're gonna remember that line when you're an old dude, dude.
Are you looking at her ass?
Yeah.
John You want to make five dollars?
John Lay down gentle, so as not to fall. [Puggy does.] Strong... come back tomorrow one o'clock, maybe I have more job for you.
After only one day in Miami, Puggy had a more rewarding career and lived in a better neighborhood than I did.
John You can stay.
John It's okay. Free beer.
Look at this thing. He's the size of a Buick.
She.
She what?
The mosquito is a she.
How the hell can you tell that?
Discovery Channel. Only the female mosquito sucks your blood.
Sounds like my ex-wife. "Bitch."
You're going to shoot that plane down? You can't do this! There's innocent people on that plane!
If that nuke goes off over Freeport, many innocent people die. Now, nobody likes this, okay? But this has been discussed, believe me, as high as it can be, every scenario, and this is the only way out.
How soon?
When the plane's over the Gulf Stream. Three minutes.
Well, what about the kid's father? Maybe he made it onto the plane.
Let's say he did. Is he, by any chance, familiar with a Russian nuclear warhead with a plutonium rod encased in a terillium core?
I believe he's in advertising.
I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges.
Hey, kids.
I want to press charges! Cuff him!
My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.
You're making a big mistake.
Story of my life.
Officer Walter Kramitz Are you going to help me, or are you just gonna be a big, fat, stupid asshole?
Strip search.
Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart?
Warms the shit out of my cockles.
Remember. I'm gonna have this thing pointed right at you. So, don't do something stupid.
How would you even know if I did something stupid?
I'll just know. Believe me, I can tell the difference.
If you don't do like I say, you know what's gonna happen to you, right?
You're gonna shoot me?
You got that right.
We need four tickets to the Bahamas, one-way, next flight you got.
Fly by Air Ticket Agent Nassau or Freeport?
The Bahamas.
Fly by Air Ticket Agent Nassau and Freeport are in the Bahamas.
Airport Officer Arch Ridley: [Agent Greer just pushed him up against a support wall] Name's Arch Ridley. Tell me what you need. Please don't kill me.
We're tracking a couple of scumbags, with one, maybe two hostages and a big metal suitcase. Anybody in this crackerjack system of yours see anything like that?
Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?
What do you think?
I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.
What is this?
A garbage disposal.
A garbage disposal?
Portable.
You'll have to turn it on.
It's got a timer.
