A scene from Big Trouble 2002
Henry Desalvo

[While approaching the annoying cigar smokers.]

Excuse me would you mind putting out your cigars?

Bruce

Come again.

Henry Desalvo

I said would you mind putting out your cigars, please?

Bruce

Actually I would mind.

Henry Desalvo

Well you see the reason I asked is because I got a thick New York strip over there and it tastes like I'm eating a cigar.

Bruce

Well first of all Ace: You're eating a steak in a seafood restaraunt. And secondly there is no law that says we can't smoke.

Henry Desalvo

Well first of all: My name is not Ace and second of all: I am not asking you as a courtesy, it's just good manners. Now there is no law that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree, but I don't. Why? Because it isn't good manners. Now I will ask you again in the nicest way to please put out your cigars.

Henry Desalvo

[Bruce blows smoke in henry's face and laughs with his friends. Henry snaps Bruce's fingers and puts out his cigar and everyone does the same.]

Thank you.

Bruce

I hope you realize you just committed assault.

Henry Desalvo

I know, I know. I remember time was you actually had to hit somebody.

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