Michael McShane movie quotes
15 quotes from 4 movies
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) as Friar Tuck
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Friar Tuck: Come, my barbarian friend. Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.
Friat Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.
Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.
Friat Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.
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Friar Tuck: Come on, get out of it. We waste good celebration time.
Tower of Terror (1997) as Chris "Q" Todd
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Chris "Q" Todd: One word: forget it.
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[Q attempts to reconnect a car battery]
Chris "Q" Todd: There you go.
[the battery shocks him senseless]
Chris "Q" Todd: HEY! Good morning. Hmm.
Chris "Q" Todd: There you go.
[the battery shocks him senseless]
Chris "Q" Todd: HEY! Good morning. Hmm.
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Chris "Q" Todd: [referring to Sally] Why aren't you on board?
Treasure Planet (2002) as Hands
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Hands: Watch it, twerp!
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[Silver and some of the crew are privately plotting over mutiny. Unbeknownst to them, Jim is watching from within a barrel of fruit.]
Birdbrain Mary: Look, all I'm saying is, we're sick of all this waiting!
Hands: So, there's only three of them left.
Grewnge: We are wanting to move!
John Silver: We don't move we got the treasure in hand!
Scroop: I say we kill them all now.
John Silver: [grabs him by the neck angrily] "I say"?! What's this "I say"?! Disobey my orders again, like that stunt you pulled with Mr. Arrow, and so help me, you'll be JOINING HIM! [throws him at the barrel]
Scroop: Strong talk... but I know otherwise.
[He reaches into the barrel. Jim passes him a purp to avoid being discovered.]
Silver: You got something to say, Scroop?
Scroop: [smiles sinisterly] It's that boy. [Silver is unnerved] Methinks you have a soft... [pierces the fruit with his pincer] spot for him.
Silver: [pauses, then regains composure] Now mark me, the lot of ya! I care about one thing and one thing only - Flint's trove! You think I'd risk it all for the sake of some... nose-whiping little whelp?!
[In the barrel, Jim is shocked and hurt.]
Scroop: [taunting] What was it now? "Oh, you got the makings of greatness in ya..."
Silver: SHUT YOUR YAP! I cozied up to the kid to keep him off our scent. But I ain't gone soft!
Birdbrain Mary: Look, all I'm saying is, we're sick of all this waiting!
Hands: So, there's only three of them left.
Grewnge: We are wanting to move!
John Silver: We don't move we got the treasure in hand!
Scroop: I say we kill them all now.
John Silver: [grabs him by the neck angrily] "I say"?! What's this "I say"?! Disobey my orders again, like that stunt you pulled with Mr. Arrow, and so help me, you'll be JOINING HIM! [throws him at the barrel]
Scroop: Strong talk... but I know otherwise.
[He reaches into the barrel. Jim passes him a purp to avoid being discovered.]
Silver: You got something to say, Scroop?
Scroop: [smiles sinisterly] It's that boy. [Silver is unnerved] Methinks you have a soft... [pierces the fruit with his pincer] spot for him.
Silver: [pauses, then regains composure] Now mark me, the lot of ya! I care about one thing and one thing only - Flint's trove! You think I'd risk it all for the sake of some... nose-whiping little whelp?!
[In the barrel, Jim is shocked and hurt.]
Scroop: [taunting] What was it now? "Oh, you got the makings of greatness in ya..."
Silver: SHUT YOUR YAP! I cozied up to the kid to keep him off our scent. But I ain't gone soft!
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[In the next morning, the crews sleeping and snoring in the galley, Jim got Mr. Zoff blow the farting noises and wakes up in hanging bed swing, he take a boot on and another boot, who has the another boot moves in the Treasure chest]
Jim Hawkins: Morph? [He's tired about Morph has the Jim's boot] Morph, knock it off, is too early. [Morph got boot and kicks to Jim's butt] Ow! HEY, MORPH! [Morph his shoe stick your tongue raspberry to him and switch purp and laughing and take Jim's boot, but Jim catch his boot to Morph] Hey, come back here!
Morph: [imitating Jim] Come back here!
[as Jim chases to Morph his boot, it jump out and catch it his boot at Morph in the galley]
Jim Hawkins: GOTCHA! [Morph turns into angler fish and spits out at him] That's it, you little squid!
Morph: [imitating Jim, but Jim get it tap his boot to himself] You little squid! You little squid! You little squid, little-little squid-squid-squid-squid-squid!
[Soon, as Jim looking realize down here in the galley, he's nowhere somewhere, he look down in the barrel saw fruit, morph hiding, and he jump into the barrel of fruit]
Jim Hawkins: Ha! busted!
[Silver and some of the crew are privately plotting over mutiny. Unbeknownst to them, Jim is watching from within a barrel of fruit]
Krailoni: Look, all I'm saying is, we're sick of all this waiting!
Hands: So, there's only three of them left.
Grewnge: We are wanting to move!
Long John Silver: We don't move we got the treasure in hand!
Scroop: I say we kill them all now. [Silver steps on one of his six feet with his mechanical leg] OWWW!!!
Long John Silver: [grabs him by the neck angrily] "I say"?! What's this "I say"?! Disobey my orders again, like that stunt you pulled with Mr. Arrow, and so help me, you'll be JOINING HIM! [furiously throws him at the barrel]
Scroop: Strong talk... but I know otherwise.
[He reaches into the barrel. Jim passes him a purp to avoid being discovered]
Long John Silver: You got something to say, Scroop?
Scroop: [smiles sinisterly] It's that boy. [Silver is unnerved] Methinks you have a soft... [pierces the fruit with his pincer] spot for him.
Long John Silver: [pausesly, then regains composure] Now mark me, the lot of ya! I care about one thing and one thing only - Flint's trove! You think I'd risk it all for the sake of some... nose-whiping little whelp?! [Into the barrel, Jim is shocked and hurt]
Scroop: [taunting] What was it now? "Oh, you got the makings of greatness in ya..."
Long John Silver: SHUT YOUR YAP! I cozied up to the kid to keep him off our scent. But I ain't gone soft!
Onus: [off-screen] PLANET HO!
[Silver, Scroop and the other pirates rush up to the deck in excitement. Jim, still shocked, releases Morph to let him go with them]
Onus: [as the Legacy reaches Treasure Planet] There it is! Feast eyes and click heels, if you got 'em!
[Found the loot of a Thousands worlds of Treasure Planet]
Long John Silver: [He took a map in the jacket but is not there] Where the devil's me glass? [telescope to Jim, it looks hurtin and run offs; Silver surprised] Jimbo! Playing games... are we?
Jim Hawkins: Yeah. Yeah, we're playing games.
Long John Silver: [readying a blaster behind his back] Oh, I see. Well, I was never much good at games. Always hated to lose.
Jim Hawkins: [stabs in the Silver's robotric leg] Me too!
Long John Silver: [Screaming his leg blowing] Right-o-- [He's got warning eye in sighting to find him and close the door] Ohh, blast it all...! [Silver blow whistle; after Jim discovers him and his crew planning mutiny] Change in plan, lads! WE MOVE NOW! [the cheering to crew planning mutiny] Strike our colors, Mr. Onus!
Onus: With pleasure, Captain.
[The Hands breaks his door discovered and all the guns with the mutiny cheering to find Jim]
Jim Hawkins: Morph? [He's tired about Morph has the Jim's boot] Morph, knock it off, is too early. [Morph got boot and kicks to Jim's butt] Ow! HEY, MORPH! [Morph his shoe stick your tongue raspberry to him and switch purp and laughing and take Jim's boot, but Jim catch his boot to Morph] Hey, come back here!
Morph: [imitating Jim] Come back here!
[as Jim chases to Morph his boot, it jump out and catch it his boot at Morph in the galley]
Jim Hawkins: GOTCHA! [Morph turns into angler fish and spits out at him] That's it, you little squid!
Morph: [imitating Jim, but Jim get it tap his boot to himself] You little squid! You little squid! You little squid, little-little squid-squid-squid-squid-squid!
[Soon, as Jim looking realize down here in the galley, he's nowhere somewhere, he look down in the barrel saw fruit, morph hiding, and he jump into the barrel of fruit]
Jim Hawkins: Ha! busted!
[Silver and some of the crew are privately plotting over mutiny. Unbeknownst to them, Jim is watching from within a barrel of fruit]
Krailoni: Look, all I'm saying is, we're sick of all this waiting!
Hands: So, there's only three of them left.
Grewnge: We are wanting to move!
Long John Silver: We don't move we got the treasure in hand!
Scroop: I say we kill them all now. [Silver steps on one of his six feet with his mechanical leg] OWWW!!!
Long John Silver: [grabs him by the neck angrily] "I say"?! What's this "I say"?! Disobey my orders again, like that stunt you pulled with Mr. Arrow, and so help me, you'll be JOINING HIM! [furiously throws him at the barrel]
Scroop: Strong talk... but I know otherwise.
[He reaches into the barrel. Jim passes him a purp to avoid being discovered]
Long John Silver: You got something to say, Scroop?
Scroop: [smiles sinisterly] It's that boy. [Silver is unnerved] Methinks you have a soft... [pierces the fruit with his pincer] spot for him.
Long John Silver: [pausesly, then regains composure] Now mark me, the lot of ya! I care about one thing and one thing only - Flint's trove! You think I'd risk it all for the sake of some... nose-whiping little whelp?! [Into the barrel, Jim is shocked and hurt]
Scroop: [taunting] What was it now? "Oh, you got the makings of greatness in ya..."
Long John Silver: SHUT YOUR YAP! I cozied up to the kid to keep him off our scent. But I ain't gone soft!
Onus: [off-screen] PLANET HO!
[Silver, Scroop and the other pirates rush up to the deck in excitement. Jim, still shocked, releases Morph to let him go with them]
Onus: [as the Legacy reaches Treasure Planet] There it is! Feast eyes and click heels, if you got 'em!
[Found the loot of a Thousands worlds of Treasure Planet]
Long John Silver: [He took a map in the jacket but is not there] Where the devil's me glass? [telescope to Jim, it looks hurtin and run offs; Silver surprised] Jimbo! Playing games... are we?
Jim Hawkins: Yeah. Yeah, we're playing games.
Long John Silver: [readying a blaster behind his back] Oh, I see. Well, I was never much good at games. Always hated to lose.
Jim Hawkins: [stabs in the Silver's robotric leg] Me too!
Long John Silver: [Screaming his leg blowing] Right-o-- [He's got warning eye in sighting to find him and close the door] Ohh, blast it all...! [Silver blow whistle; after Jim discovers him and his crew planning mutiny] Change in plan, lads! WE MOVE NOW! [the cheering to crew planning mutiny] Strike our colors, Mr. Onus!
Onus: With pleasure, Captain.
[The Hands breaks his door discovered and all the guns with the mutiny cheering to find Jim]
A Bug's Life (1998) as Tuck and Roll
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You're fired!
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[Inside, bugs sit, drink and talk as a saloon piano plays]
Cockroach: I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly...
Flik: Wow...
Fly: Move it!
Flik: Whoa!
Fly: Hey, waiter! I'm in my soup! I've been working out. Feel my wing. Yo! Two Black Flags over here! All right.
Bug: Hair of the dog you bit.
Cockroach Waitress: [in the bar] Hey, who ordered the Poo Poo Platter? [a bunch of flies swarm the dish she holds in the air]
Mosquito Waitress: Here you go, Slick. Enjoy.
Slick: [takes one bite and his mouth starts to bubble] Ow! OW!! HEY I SAID NO SALT!!
Bug: Buzz off!
Flik: Oh, pardon me, sir. I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment. I represent a colony of ants, and I'm looking... I'm looking for tough bugs, you know, mean bugs, the sort of bugs...
Slim: Fired by a flea, how humiliating!
Francis: Let's face it. We stink.
Tuck: You fired!
Roll: You fired!
Tuck: You fireeeeeed!
Rosie: [in disgust] Oh, will you SHUT UP?!
Tuck: Hey!
Roll: You fired!
Heimlich: Someday I will be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better.
Gypsy: I can't believe the troupe is breaking up. We've always been together.
Manny: Farewell, my friends.
Francis: To the audience we'll never have.
[Slim sips his drop of water, the Fly Brothers enter the Bug Bar.]
Slim: [gasps and whispers] Francis! Your boyfriends from the circus are here!
[Thug enters, Francis gasps]
Fly Brother #1: There she is.
[Francis nervously popping lips]
Fly Brother #2: Hello there, girlie bug.
Francis: Shoo, fly. Don't bother me.
Fly Brother #1: Say, why don't you tell our pal, Thud.
[Thud slams down behind Francis. Thud growls]
Fly Brother #1: What you said to us at the circus?
Fly Brother #2: Yeah. Something about buzzing around a dung heap?
Flik: Excuse me. Hi, I represent an ant colony, and we're just...
Drunk Mosquito: Hey, bartender! Bloody Mary, O-positive. Aha! [given a drop of blood] Oh, yeah... [slurps it quickly and passes out]
Flik: Sir?
Fly Brothers: [singing] Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home.
Fly Brother #1: Not so tough now, are you? All right, clown. Get up and fight like a girl.
Francis: Get ready to do the Robin Hood act.
Heimlich: I want to be Little John!
Slim: What part can I play?
Flik: You see, I'm looking for tough, warrior bugs.
Francis: Stand back, ye flies! We are the greatest warriors in all bugdom!
Flik: Warrior bugs!
Francis: [from a distance, to himself] My sword!
[Francis grabs Slim and brandishes him like a sword]
Cockroach: I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly...
Flik: Wow...
Fly: Move it!
Flik: Whoa!
Fly: Hey, waiter! I'm in my soup! I've been working out. Feel my wing. Yo! Two Black Flags over here! All right.
Bug: Hair of the dog you bit.
Cockroach Waitress: [in the bar] Hey, who ordered the Poo Poo Platter? [a bunch of flies swarm the dish she holds in the air]
Mosquito Waitress: Here you go, Slick. Enjoy.
Slick: [takes one bite and his mouth starts to bubble] Ow! OW!! HEY I SAID NO SALT!!
Bug: Buzz off!
Flik: Oh, pardon me, sir. I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment. I represent a colony of ants, and I'm looking... I'm looking for tough bugs, you know, mean bugs, the sort of bugs...
Slim: Fired by a flea, how humiliating!
Francis: Let's face it. We stink.
Tuck: You fired!
Roll: You fired!
Tuck: You fireeeeeed!
Rosie: [in disgust] Oh, will you SHUT UP?!
Tuck: Hey!
Roll: You fired!
Heimlich: Someday I will be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better.
Gypsy: I can't believe the troupe is breaking up. We've always been together.
Manny: Farewell, my friends.
Francis: To the audience we'll never have.
[Slim sips his drop of water, the Fly Brothers enter the Bug Bar.]
Slim: [gasps and whispers] Francis! Your boyfriends from the circus are here!
[Thug enters, Francis gasps]
Fly Brother #1: There she is.
[Francis nervously popping lips]
Fly Brother #2: Hello there, girlie bug.
Francis: Shoo, fly. Don't bother me.
Fly Brother #1: Say, why don't you tell our pal, Thud.
[Thud slams down behind Francis. Thud growls]
Fly Brother #1: What you said to us at the circus?
Fly Brother #2: Yeah. Something about buzzing around a dung heap?
Flik: Excuse me. Hi, I represent an ant colony, and we're just...
Drunk Mosquito: Hey, bartender! Bloody Mary, O-positive. Aha! [given a drop of blood] Oh, yeah... [slurps it quickly and passes out]
Flik: Sir?
Fly Brothers: [singing] Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home.
Fly Brother #1: Not so tough now, are you? All right, clown. Get up and fight like a girl.
Francis: Get ready to do the Robin Hood act.
Heimlich: I want to be Little John!
Slim: What part can I play?
Flik: You see, I'm looking for tough, warrior bugs.
Francis: Stand back, ye flies! We are the greatest warriors in all bugdom!
Flik: Warrior bugs!
Francis: [from a distance, to himself] My sword!
[Francis grabs Slim and brandishes him like a sword]
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