Friar Tuck Come on, get out of it. We waste good celebration time.
5th most-quoted character in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991): in 7 of its 67 quotes
Most scenes with: Azeem (3)
Scenes with Friar Tuck
7 scenes Friar Tuck Friar Tuck [singing drunkenly]
Old King Richard's gone to war, loves his wine and warring/But those of us hwo stay at home, there's only beer and whoring/Play the music, dance the day, think not of tomorrow...
Friar! I'm sure you shall find it much more difficult to sing with a sword in your gullet!
Friar Tuck Yes, my lord. [laughs, to himself] You pig.
Do you yield?
Friar Tuck I'd rather roast in hell.
Friar Tuck Come, my barbarian friend. Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
Alas, I am not permitted.
Friat Tuck
Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.
Salaam, little one.
Small Girl
Did God paint you?
Did God paint me? [laughs] For certain.
Small Girl
Why?
Because Allah loves wondrous varieties. You see, that is why your hair is brown and your--
Friar Tuck Keep thy heathen words away from the ears of this innocent or youll answer to me. You know nothing of our God.
Is not Allah the god of Abraham as is your God?
Friar Tuck Don't trick me with twists of the devil's tongue. Come, child, come.
Friar Tuck Today the Lord has taught me a fine lesson; though I may think I am godly, I know I am not worldly. [offers Azeem his hand] Please. Please. [they shake hands] Come, my barbarian friend. Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
Alas, I am not permitted.
Friar Tuck Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.
Friar Tuck [Friar Tuck confronts the Bishop, who is hastily gathering up gold coins]
So, you sold your soul to Satan, your Grace? You accused innocent men of witchcraft and let them die!
Bishop of Hereford
Brother Friar, you would not strike a fellow man of the cloth?
Friar Tuck No, no I wouldn't. In fact, I'll help you pack for your journey. [he swiftly lades the Bishop down with several heavy sacks] You're going to need lots of gold to help you on your way-you're a very rich man, eh? This too, and that! [Tuck holds up one final bag] Here's thirty pieces of silver, to pay the Devil...ON YOUR WAY TO HELL! [Tuck shoves the Bishop to his death out a window]
