Do you know what happens if my mother uses a fabric softener?
What?
I die.
Gomez
Raúl Juliá · 35 quotes
Morticia
Anjelica Huston · 35 quotes
Debbie Jellinsky
Joan Cusack · 30 quotes
Wednesday
Christina Ricci · 30 quotes
Uncle Fester
Christopher Lloyd · 19 quotes
Pugsley
Jimmy Workman · 11 quotes
Grandmama
10 quotes
Joel
David Krumholtz · 10 quotes
Gary
Peter MacNicol · 9 quotes
Amanda
Mercedes McNab · 6 quotes
Becky
Christine Baranski · 6 quotes
Camp Children
3 quotes
Lurch
Carel Struycken · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Gomez & Morticia (16), Morticia & Debbie Jellinsky (9), Gomez & Uncle Fester (9)
Addams Family Values quotes
Page 4 of 7I'll never forget you.
You won't?
You're too weird. Cara mia.
Mon cher.
Margaret Addams
What.
Oh, I didn't say anything.
Margaret Addams
No, that's the baby's nickname, "What." From the obstetrician.
Adieu, mon cher.
Adios, cara mia.
[in a philosophical sighing tone]
Our whole family... together at last... three generations... above ground.
[shouting from offstage, then suddenly appearing on the scene holding a ridiculous-looking fat-bodied old-fashioned sawed-off shotgun, which she pumps dramatically to chamber a shell]
IN-LAWS!
[Shluck-shlick!]
[to Debbie]
You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?
Don't even think about it.
You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...
What?
...pastels?
[to Gomez, after Pubert shoots a flaming arrow into the ceiling; happily to Gomez]
Did you see that?
It
It's a dream.
Come, cara mia.
All the important numbers: police, fire department, morgue.
Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny. What do we say?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Good night, Debbie.
Good night.
Scream if you need anything.
My baby is ill, and my husband is dying. Oh, Mama, what shall I do?
Well, you have a black dress.
So... you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?
Forever!
I'll get them!