Peter MacNicol movie quotes

42 quotes from 4 movies

Bean (1997) as David Langley

View Quote I've given my life to art and from here on in, the only art I will get anywhere near are the pictures I draw on the pavement hoping passersby will throw nickels in my hat. I guess the long on the short of it: I wish I'd never been born.

View Quote David Langley: [hurries into the kitchen] How could I forget? [horrified when he sees Bean has pulled the Thanksgiving turkey out of the fridge] Oh, no way! No! No, that's for Thanksgiving, Alison would kill me! No, there's gotta be something else. [looks in the fridge] Okay, you stuff it, I'll distract 'em.

View Quote [David and Bean walk outside the exhibition room; David feels miserable]
David Langley: Hey, do you drink, Bean?
Mr. Bean: No.
David Langley: Good, neither do I.

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Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) as Renfield

View Quote [upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively] My God! What are you doing to the furniture?

View Quote I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything [guard locks door] I saw everything! [cackles]

View Quote [as the vampire women are seducing Renfield] No, this is wrong. This is wrong! This is wrong, you hear me? Wrong! This is ... Wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong my brains out!

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Addams Family Values (1993) as Gary

View Quote Wednesday: I don't want to be in the pageant.
Gary: Don't you want to help me realize my vision?
Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.
Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

View Quote Gary: Yes, indeedy, just the ticket: "Bambi."
Becky: "Lassie Come Home."
Gary: "The Little Mermaid."
Wednesday: Stop it!
Joel: [motioning to Pugsley] He's only a child.

View Quote Gary: Children, stop it! You're destroying my text!

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Sophie's Choice (1982) as Stingo

View Quote You may keep one of your children. You are a Polack, not a Yid. That gives you a privilege, a choice. This was not judgement day — only morning. Morning: excellent and fair. Sophie: Stingo, you look... you look very nice, you're wearing your ****.
Stingo: That's my "seersucker."

View Quote Stingo: This was not judgement day — only morning. Morning: excellent and fair.
Quotes about Sophie's Choice[edit]

View Quote Stingo: Don't you see? We are dying. I longed desperately to escape, to pack my bags and free, but I did not.

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