Christopher Lloyd movie quotes

View Quote Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I TALKED JUST LIKE THAAAAAAAAAAT!!

View Quote No toon can resist the old "shave and a haircut" trick.

View Quote [while putting on a large black rubber glove] Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction my goal has been to rein in the insanity, and the only way to do that is to make Toons respect--[lets the glove snap back onto his arm]--the law.

View Quote Debbie Jellinsky: Would you die for me?
Uncle Fester: Yes.
Debbie Jellinsky: Promise?

View Quote Pugsley: It's a boy.
Wednesday: It's a girl.
Uncle Fester: Gomez!
Grandmama: What news?
Wednesday: Father, what is it?
Gomez: [rushing from the hospital room, bursting] It's an Addams!

View Quote Gomez: Perfection achieved. We are the luckiest brothers on Earth. We are unworthy of such splendor, undeserving of such radiance.
Uncle Fester: Uh... that's right! We should have... ugly girls!

View Quote [After being paired with Mrs. Peacock] It's you and me, honey bunch.

View Quote I work for U.N.O., the United Nations Organization. I work for a special branch, the World Health Organization. [U NO WHO]

View Quote Mr. Green:: Does the FBI make a habit of cleaning up after multiple murders?
Wadsworth: Yes! Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?
Mrs. White: He was deranged, he was... lunatic. He didn't seem to like me very much. He had threatened to kill me in public.
Miss Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Wadsworth: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.
Miss Scarlet: Oh. And was that his final word on the matter?
Mrs. White: Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say?
Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared!
Mrs. White: Well, that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never RE-appeared!
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.
Cop: This man is drunk. Dead drunk!
Miss Scarlet: Dead right!
Cop: You're not going to drive home, are you?
Prof. Plum: He won't be driving home, officer, I promise you that!
Cop: Somebody will give him a lift, huh?
Miss Scarlet: Oh, we'll...we'll...we'll get him a car!
Prof. Plum: A long black car!
Miss Scarlet: [Elbows him in ribs.] A limousine!
Cop: You all seem to be very anxious about something.
Wadsworth: [Dismissively] Ah yes, the chandelier. It fell down, almost killed us.
Prof. Plum: Well, ladies first.
Mrs. Peacock: No, no, no. You go first.
Prof. Plum: No, I insist.
Mrs. Peacock: No, I insist.
Prof. Plum: Well, what are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?
Mrs. Peacock: No, just death. Isn't that enough?
Yvette: Go on. I'll be right behind you.
Mr. Green:: That's why I'm nervous.
Mrs. White: Oh no! Nobody can get into that position!
Prof. Plum: Sure they can, let me show you. [Climbs on top of her.]
Mrs. White: Get off me!
Mr. Boddy: What are they all doin' here?
Wadsworth: Eating dinner.
Mr. Green: Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?
Wadsworth: I don't know. He's on everybody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?!
Cop: Let me out of here! Let me out, you have no right to shut me in! I'll book you for false arrest, and wrongful imprisonment, and obstructing an officer in the course of his duty...and MURDER!
Wadsworth: [Opens door.] What do you mean - murder?
Cop: I just said that so you would open the door.
Wadsworth: Help yourself to a drink, if you like. Not the cognac, just in case.
Cop: Just in case of what?
[Col. Mustard looks into the study.]
Col. Mustard: Just checking.
Mrs. Peacock: Everything all right?
Col. Mustard: Yep, two corpses, everything's fine.
Mrs. White: Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here?!
Prof. Plum: How can we throw him outside in this weather?
Miss Scarlet: If we let him stay in the house, he may get suspicious.
Prof. Plum: If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious.
Col. Mustard: If I were him, I'd be suspicious already!
Mrs. Peacock: [hysterically] Oh, who cares, that guy doesn't matter! Let him stay, locked up, for another half an hour! The police will be here by then, and there are TWO DEAD BODIES, IN THE STUDY!
All: Shhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Mr. Green: Well, he couldn't have been dead.
Prof. Plum: He was! At least I thought he was. But, what difference does it make now?
Miss Scarlet: Makes quite a difference to him!
Col. Mustard: Which room's this?
Miss Scarlet: Search me.
Col. Mustard: Okay. [He proceeds to pat Miss Scarlet down like some kind of masher.]
Miss Scarlet: Get your mitts off me!
Mr. Green: I was going to expose you.
Wadsworth: I know, so I choose to expose myself.
Col. Mustard: Please, there are ladies present!
Col. Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking that there is nobody else in this house?
Wadsworth: No.
Col. Mustard: So there is someone else in the house?
Wadsworth: No, sorry. I said 'no' meaning 'yes'.
Col. Mustard: No meaning yes? Look, I want a straight answer: is there someone else or isn't there, yes or no?
Wadsworth: Um...no.
Col. Mustard: "No" there is? Or "no" there isn't?
Wadsworth: Yes.
Col. Mustard: Well there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in the house.
Wadsworth: I told you there isn't.
Col. Mustard: There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anyone else?
Wadsworth: Either! Or, both.
Col. Mustard: Look, would you just give me a clear answer?
Wadsworth: Certainly! What was the question?
Col. Mustard: Is there anybody else in the house?!
All: NO!!!
Colonel Mustard: There's very little time left, so we'll split up into pairs.
Prof. Plum: Pairs?
Col. Mustard: Yes.
Prof. Plum: Wait a minute! Suppose that one of us is the murderer. If we split up into pairs, whichever one of us is left with the killer might get killed!
Colonel Mustard: Then we will have discovered who the murderer is!
Mrs. Peacock: But the other half of the pair would be DEAD!
Colonel Mustard: This is war Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You can not make an omelet without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that!
Mrs. Peacock: But look what happened to the cook!
Miss Scarlet: Well to be perfectly frank, I run a specialized hotel and a telephone service, which provide gentlemen with the company of a young lady for a short while.
Prof. Plum: Oh yeah? [Takes a pen and notepad from his pocket] What's the phone number?
[from the third ending]
[Mr. Green shoots Wadsworth, who reveals himself to be Mr. Boddy]
Mr. Boddy: Good shot, Green!
[Wadsworth slumps to the floor, checks his chest, revealing a bloody palm]
Mr. Boddy: Oh, VERY good...
[Dies.]
Note: FROM ONE OF THREE ALTERNATE ENDINGS

View Quote Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on!

View Quote It's not my goddamn planet! Understand, monkeyboy?

View Quote [repeated line] BigbooTAY!

View Quote Kruge: Take every last man. Form a boarding party armed heavily.
Torg: They outnumbered us, my lord.
Kruge: [shouts] We are Klingons! Once you control the ship, we'll transfer our flag there and take Genesis from their own memory banks.

View Quote Kruge: Genesis. I want it!
James T. Kirk: Beam the Vulcan up, and we'll talk.
Kruge: Give me what I want, and I'll consider it.
James T. Kirk: You fool, look around you! The planet's destroying itself!
Kruge: Yes, exhilarating, isn't it?
James T. Kirk: If we don't help each other, we'll die here.
Kruge: Perfect. Then that's the way it shall be.

View Quote Kruge: I've come a long way for the power of Genesis, and what do I find? A weakling human, a Vulcan boy, and a woman.
Saavik: My lord, we are survivors of a doomed expedition. This planet will destroy itself in hours. The Genesis experiment is a failure.
Kruge: A failure. The most powerful destructive force ever created. You will tell me the secret of the Genesis torpedo.
Saavik: I have no knowledge.
Kruge: Then I hope pain's something you enjoy.

View Quote Even though you can't see us, we're always watching.

View Quote No one can see me or hear me but you.

View Quote I left in a hurry yesterday. I forgot a few of the rules. Numero uno: don't tell anyone about us. Now, I heard you already told a little kid and El Capitan. But nobody else. We hate recognition. We're a very sensitive group. If people know we're around, I wouldn't be able to get an angel within a mile of this team.

View Quote [observing for Lendina's posse from ferris wheel] Time’s up!

View Quote David Mansell: Hey, son. Look who finally shows up.
Brady Mansell: Hey, Dad. Everybody good?
Hutch Mansell: Oh, everybody’s doing great.
David Mansell: [gestures] Your son swings an axe like a proǃ
Sammy Mansell: Dad.
Hutch Mansell: Sammy.
Sammy Mansell: Where were you?
Hutch Mansell: Oh, hey, Brady, that’s Max. I brought him here, so be cool.
Brady Mansell: [holds out hand to Max] We good?
Max Wyatt: [honors handshake offer] Yeah.
Brady Mansell: Let’s go inside.
Max Wyatt: How’d you get that shiner, country boy? Kidding.
David Mansell: You staying for the night?
Hutch Mansell: I–I would love to stay, but, um, I still got some heavy lifting to do.
David Mansell: [chuckling] Oh, you’re... you’re right about that. [leads her into cabin] Let’s go, ammy. Come on. You can light the fireǃ
Becca Mansell: [Hutch meets her and she scoffs] Arm’s length, Hutchǃ You were supposed to keep danger at arm’s lengthǃ
Hutch Mansell: I didn’t mean to...
Becca Mansell: Hutch, you promised me. You promisedǃ [sniffles] You broke your promise.
Hutch Mansell: I don’t have... have control over this. I’m just realizing that. You should get away... [squints eyes and sighs] ...from me. [sighs] Becca. Becca, I’m not asking.
Becca Mansell: You don’t tell me what to do. You are a lot of things... but most of all, you’re a dad. [hand on chest] And you’re my guy. So go fix that shit. [walks into cabin]

View Quote Harry Mansell: You know, Pops, remember that you left us alone in that lodge for two nights straight by ourselves. And all we had to eat was hot dogs and s'mores. That's partly why I'm a vegan.
David Mansell: Well, you guys were safe. Mostly.
Harry Mansell: Did you ever worry about us, though? I mean... like about who we'd become. You mean like you worry about Brady?
Hutch Mansell: Yeah. I want him to be...
David Mansell: [pats Hutch on chest] A better man than you.
Hutch Mansell: Yeah.
David Mansell: And he will be. Believe it or not, [places hands on Hutch and Harry's shoulders] you guys are improvements on me.

View Quote Just a bit excessive... but glorious!

View Quote You know... I tried the retirement thing. I enjoyed it. Sleep in late, breakfast, walk around the quad. Lunch, nap, swim. But God damn it Huutchie... if I didn't miss this shit.

View Quote Hutch Mansell: You brought a lot of shotguns.
David Mansell: You brought a lot of Russians.

View Quote The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women.

View Quote [about to throw out the almanac] This stays here. I didn't invent the time machine to win at gambling. I invented the time machine to travel through time!

View Quote [after setting Marty free with his rifle] It'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at 500 yards, Tannen! And it's pointed straight at your head!