And how about those Brooklyn Dodgers? Are they bums or what?
Eddie Valiant
Bob Hoskins · 55 quotes
Roger Rabbit
Charles Fleischer · 29 quotes
Judge Doom
Christopher Lloyd · 24 quotes
Jessica Rabbit
Kathleen Turner · 18 quotes
Dolores
Joanna Cassidy · 6 quotes
R.K. Maroon
Alan Tilvern · 6 quotes
Smart Ass
David L. Lander · 6 quotes
Lt. Santino
Richard LeParmentier · 4 quotes
Baby Herman
Lou Hirsch · 3 quotes
Benny the Cab
Charles Fleischer · 3 quotes
Bongo
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Roger Rabbit & Eddie Valiant (13), Eddie Valiant & Judge Doom (9), Eddie Valiant & Jessica Rabbit (8)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes
Page 1 of 8Sister Mary Frances. What the hell happened in here? I've been a cab for thirty-seven years, and I've never seen a mess like this.
Betty Boop Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. But I've still got it, Eddie. Boop boop be doop, boop!
Birds Hi, Eddie. Hi, Eddie. Hi, Eddie. Bye, Eddie!
Droopy the Dog [as an elevator operator]
Going up, sir. [[Eddie steps in and instantly falls in] Watch your step, sir. [Eddie picks himself up] Hold on, sir. [Eddie falls to the floor of the elevator because it is going so fast; when the elevator stops, he shoots straight to the top of the elevator.] Your floor, sir. [Eddie gets out and Droopy stretches his neck out so that he and Eddie are face to face] Have a good day, sir. [Droopy's neck retracts just narrowly missing the doors closing around his neck]
Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head.
Marvin Acme
"If it's Acme, it's a gasser". Put it there, pal. [shakes hands with Eddie, who feels a shock] The hand buzzer. Still our biggest seller.
Mrs. Herman
Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling, but I'm leaving you with your favorite friend, Roger. He's going to take very, very good care of you, because if he doesn't, he's going back to the science lab!
Porky Pig [Last lines]
Alright, m-m-move it along. There's, ah, nothing to see. That's all, folks. [Scratches head] Hmm... [Turns to camera] I like the sound of that! [Traditional Warner Bros cartoon closing follows:] Th-Th-Th-that's all, folks!
Search the place, boys, and leave no stone "interned".
Stop that laughing. You know what happens when you can't stop laughing? One of these days, you're gonna "die" laughing.
Tram Conductor What do I look like, a bank?
Yosemite Sam [with his rear end on fire, lands near Eddie]
Yeow! Ow! My biscuits are burnin'! Fire in the hatch! Great horny toads, that smarts! [Sits in a puddle and extinguishes the fire]
Angelo Hey, I seen a rabbit.
Where?
Where?!
Angelo He's right here in the bar.
Angelo [put his arm around an imaginary friend]
Say hello, Harvey.
Angelo So who's your client, Mr. Detective-to-the-Stars? Chilly Willy? Or Screwy Squirrel?
What'll it be?
Angelo I'll have a beer, doll. So what happened, huh? Somebody kidnapped Dinky Doodle?
Cut it out, Angelo.
Angelo No, wait a minute, wait a minute, I've got it. You're working for Little Bo Peep. She's lost her sheep, and you're gonna help her find them, huh?
[Angelo laughs. Eddie kicks Angelo's seat out from under him and grabs him by the neck]
Get this straight, meatball! I don't work for toons!
Angelo [Eddie stuffs a hard-boiled egg in Angelo's mouth and storms off] [spits out the egg]
So what's his problem?
A toon killed his brother.
Angelo What?
Dropped a piano on his head.