[catches Eddie peeping through the dressing room keyhole, watching Jesica and Mr. Acme playing patty-cake]
What do you think you're doin', chump?
Who are you calling a chump, chimp?
Eddie Valiant
Bob Hoskins · 55 quotes
Roger Rabbit
Charles Fleischer · 29 quotes
Judge Doom
Christopher Lloyd · 24 quotes
Jessica Rabbit
Kathleen Turner · 18 quotes
Dolores
Joanna Cassidy · 6 quotes
R.K. Maroon
Alan Tilvern · 6 quotes
Smart Ass
David L. Lander · 6 quotes
Lt. Santino
Richard LeParmentier · 4 quotes
Baby Herman
Lou Hirsch · 3 quotes
Benny the Cab
Charles Fleischer · 3 quotes
Bongo
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Roger Rabbit & Eddie Valiant (13), Eddie Valiant & Judge Doom (9), Eddie Valiant & Jessica Rabbit (8)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes
Page 2 of 8Got the Password?
Walt sent me.
Wise ass!
Daffy Duck I've worked with a lot of withe-quackers-s, but you are des-s-picable!
Donald Duck Doggone stupid little... that did it! Wha-a-a-a-gh!
Daffy Duck This-s is-s the las-s-t time I work with s-someone with a s-speech impediment!
Donald Duck Oh, yeah?!
Daffy Duck [Donald Duck shuts Daffy in a piano]
This-s means-s war...
Tomorrow's Friday, Eddie. You know what happens here on Friday?
Fish special?
You know my boss check the books on Friday. If I don't have that money I gave you back in the till, I'm going to lose my job.
Don't bust a button, Dolores. You only have one left.
I'M MELTING! MELTING! WAH-WAH-WAAAH! Oh no!
A ladies' man, eh?
The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky. Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will. That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the reason he got bumped off.
Has anyone ever seen this will?
Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.
If you think that guy could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.
I just figured since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might wanna help get him out. I can pay ya.
Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!
[Pushes the stroller, knocks a woman over, Baby Herman's cigar falls to the floor]
My stogie! Whaaaa-a-a-a-a-a! Whaaaa-a-a!
Anybody know you're here?
Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh--
Who?
Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know. But the liquor store guy; he knew.
In other words, the whole damn town knows you're here! Get out!
Do you mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!
Not at any time. Only when it was funny.
Forget it. I don't work Toontown.
What's wrong with Toontown? Every Joe loves Toontown.
Then get Joe to do the job, 'cause I ain't going.
Happy Trails.
No thanks Eddie, I'm trying to cut down.
Drink the drink!
But I don't want the drink!
He doesn't want the drink!
He does!
I don't!
You do!
I don't!
You do!
I don't!
You do!
I don't!
You don't!
I do!
You don't!
I do!
You don't!
Listen, when I say "I do", that means I do!
Holy smoke, he's a Toon!
Surprised?
Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon.
Not just any Toon...
(Judge Doom reinflates himself. His hat is blown away and his fake eyes fall to the floor, revealing his true, red eyes)
Remember me, Eddie? (high, squeaky voice) When I killed your brother, I talked JUST... LIKE... THIS!!!!!
Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
He makes me laugh.
Weren't you the one I caught playing patty-cake with old man Acme?
You didn't catch me, Mr. Valiant. You were set up to take those pictures.
What are you talking about?
Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. I didn't want to have anything to do with it, but he said that if I didn't pose for those patty-cake pictures, Roger would never work in this town again. I couldn't let that happen. I'd do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant. Anything.
What's that?
Remember how they always thought there wasn't a way to kill a toon? Well, Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone, benzene. He calls it "The Dip."
I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant. And I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.
Greasy
[laughs]
That's one dead shoe, eh, boss?
They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant. This is how we handle things down in Toontown.
What's with him?
Betty Boop Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs.
Got a thing for rabbits, huh?