Gomez We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
Tied for most-quoted character in The Addams Family (1991): in 19 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Morticia (4), Dr. Pinder-Schloss (2), Uncle Fester (2)
2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes!
More lines from Gomez
8 quotes Gomez Gomez That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!
Gomez They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!
Gomez [to Tully]
Dirty pool, old man. I like it!
Gomez "How do you take it off?" That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his 10th birthday! He wore that finger trap for two years! Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet!
Gomez Morticia in danger stop. Send help at once stop.
Gomez [Watching Morticia sleep]
Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
Gomez Spirits above me, give me a sign! Shall I be joyous, or shall I be damned?
Scenes with Gomez
10 scenes
Are they dead?
Does it matter?
Gomez How long has it been since we waltzed?
Oh, Gomez... hours.
Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?
Gomez But, I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident!
Gomez It is a wonderful hat.
Sally Jessy Raphael So, you say your son was kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors? Let's take a call.
Gomez Hello, Sally?
Sally Jessy Raphael Mr. Addams, please, stop calling! We do not know where they meet!
Gomez, let's go for a drive. The whole family.
Gomez A drive? And miss "Gilligan"?
Gomez [Gomez and Fester are watching home movies.]
You remember that fateful night?
Um... Your first cigar!
Gomez What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.
Judge
[A golf ball crashes through Judge Womack's window.]
Damn you, Addams!
Gomez Sorry about the window, Judge. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full.
Judge
You moron!
Mr. Addams, I beleef I am understandink. I can help. Jais? Ze theory of displacement -- is zis familiar?
Gomez No. Tish?
Oh! It is too exciting. I vill explain.
Gomez Is it unpleasant?
Deeply. Your very own bruzzer -- you drive him avay. Go! Off viz you! But zen -- you are feelink ze little black monster.
Gomez Pugsley?
Guilt! Jais! Your bruzzer returns, you feel guilty -- you displace.
Gomez [helping Morticia out of a torture device]
Leather straps...red-hot pokers...
Later, my dearest.
