"How do you take it off?" That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his 10th birthday! He wore that finger trap for two years! Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet!
Gomez
Raúl Juliá · 19 quotes
Morticia
Anjelica Huston · 19 quotes
Wednesday
Christina Ricci · 11 quotes
Pugsley
Jimmy Workman · 5 quotes
Dr. Pinder-Schloss
3 quotes
Grandma
3 quotes
Margaret
Dana Ivey · 3 quotes
Uncle Fester
Christopher Lloyd · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Wednesday & Pugsley (5), Morticia & Gomez (4), Morticia & Wednesday (4)
The Addams Family quotes
Page 1 of 32, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes!
Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds.
Dinner's gonna be late. [She goes outside.] Here, boy! Here, boy!
Mr. Addams, I beleef I am understandink. I can help. Jais? Ze theory of displacement -- is zis familiar?
No. Tish?
Oh! It is too exciting. I vill explain.
Is it unpleasant?
Deeply. Your very own bruzzer -- you drive him avay. Go! Off viz you! But zen -- you are feelink ze little black monster.
Pugsley?
Guilt! Jais! Your bruzzer returns, you feel guilty -- you displace.
Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?
But, I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident!
The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill.
Even with a chainsaw!
Girl Scout Is this made from real lemons?
Yes.
Girl Scout I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Yes.
Girl Scout I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
How long has it been since we waltzed?
Oh, Gomez... hours.
It is a wonderful hat.
This is always so embarrassing. Why did I marry you?
Tully Alford Because I said yes.
Children, what are you doing?
I'm going to electrocute him.
But we're late for the charity auction.
But, Mother...
I said no.
Pleeaaaase?
Oh, all right.
Gomez, let's go for a drive. The whole family.
A drive? And miss "Gilligan"?
Margaret, about the s?ance tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez. I'm terribly worried about him. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood.
He coughs up blood?
Well, not like he used to.
Are they dead?
Does it matter?