Wednesday Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing.
3rd most-quoted character in The Addams Family (1991): in 11 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Pugsley (5), Morticia (4), Uncle Fester (2)
I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
More lines from Wednesday
2 quotes Wednesday Wednesday [upon seeing that Fester is actually Gordon]
I knew it! You are a fake!
Scenes with Wednesday
8 scenes Wednesday [Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair.]
Pugsley, sit in the chair.
Why?
Wednesday Because we're going to play a game.
What game?
Wednesday [strapping him in]
It's called, "Is There a God?"
Are they dead?
Wednesday Does it matter?
Girl Scout Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday Yes.
Girl Scout I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Yes.
Girl Scout I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Children, what are you doing?
Wednesday I'm going to electrocute him.
But we're late for the charity auction.
Wednesday But, Mother...
I said no.
Pleeaaaase?
Oh, all right.
Wednesday Please pass the salt.
And what do we say?
Wednesday NOW.
Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday He's only a child.
That's no excuse. Aim for a major artery. The jugular.
Wednesday [Wednesday finishes strapping Pugsley into the electric chair and goes over to the controls]
It has to warm up.
Why?
Wednesday So it can kill you.
I knew that.
Wednesday May I have the salt?
What do we say?
Wednesday [sternly]
Now.
