A character in Penelope (2006)

Penelope quotes from Penelope (2006)

Christina Ricci

Most-quoted character in Penelope (2006): in 8 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessica Wilhern (2), Max (2)

Scenes with Penelope

8 scenes
Annie

So what are you hiding from the law or is it just a bad nose job?

Penelope

Mhm, bad nose job.

Penelope

Helleborus orientalis. They're amazing; they bloom even in the winter.

Annie

That's cool.

Penelope

They just pop up without any help from anyone.

Annie
[laughs]

Kind of like my ex-boyfriend, if you know what I mean.

Penelope
[telling her class her story]

And we lived happily ever after - well, happily ever after so far at least.

Child #1

I don't get it. What does it mean?

Penelope

Well, you tell me what you think it means.

Child #2

Rich people stink!

Child #3

It's always the mother's fault.

Child #4

It's not the power of the curse - it's the power you give the curse.

Max

All Halloween I've been running into someone I used to know.

Penelope
[wearing a pig mask]

This someone - she meant a lot to you?

Max

Yes, yes she did.

Penelope

What happened?

Max

I couldn't give her what she wanted.

Penelope

What did she want?

Max

To be free.

Journalist #1

Do you have any other pig parts?

Penelope

No!

Journalist #2

With such a large nose, do you smell better than the rest of us?

Penelope
[laughs]

You tell me.

Wanda

Wait! He's still a blue-blood! He can break the curse.

Penelope

Max, I know this face repulses you... And I wouldn't, I wouldn't dream of asking you to accept it.

Max

No... No... No...

Penelope

But this isn't me, the real me is inside here somewhere just waiting to get out and you can make that happen and once the curse is broken I'll be just like anybody else.

Max

What if the curse doesn't get broken? What if the curse can never be broken?

Penelope

Then I'll kill myself. I promise, I promise I will. Marry me, Max. Marry me.

Max

I can't.

Penelope

Get out.

Max

I'm...

Wanda

Get out. Get out!

Penelope

I'm not the one who ran, Mother!

Well, of course they run, dear. [suddenly angry] When you spring yourself on them like that! Do you think I showed your father my mole on our first date? No. I had the good sense to wait until after we were married!

Penelope

I didn't show him my "mole", Mother. I showed him (leans over the bannister) my face!

[after Penelope scares off a room full of potential suitors]

What was that?

Penelope

Just speeding things up!

(looks at the junk food on the table)

And now you’re just going to make a pig of yourself?

Penelope
(opening a mini-pack of Ho-Ho's)

No, that’s already been done for me!

Stop that! (knocks Ho-Ho's out of her daughter’s hand)

Penelope

That was the last of the Ho-Ho’s! (gets up in a rage) Where’s your credit card? I’m going to the store!

No, no, no! Hey! Look, you want more Ho-Ho’s? We’ll send Jake for some!

Penelope
(fighting for her mom’s purse)

I’m old enough to get my own!

Wanda
(takes a handful of popcorn)

Pick me up some chocolate!

(glares at Wanda)

One man Penelope, one man!

Penelope

And he’ll run too, they always run! I mean, why can’t you accept that? For seven years, I’ve been watching them run! Do you have any idea how that makes me feel? Do you?

I’m sorry but we just can’t stop!

Penelope

We can because as much as I want to believe that there’s one man who won’t run away, one man who... who... (stares at the TV set and sees Max)

Sweet loving angels of all things merciful!

Penelope
(shocked)

Did he see?

Wanda

He had to. He was there!

(hurriedly)

Who cares? Just go!

Wanda

Yes! Go!

Penelope

No! I can't just...

Jessica and Wanda

Oh, just go!

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